caughtinanetwork | [Video] ♉ Summoner: Settle a dispute.

Well hello~

[From what looks like a tree... The feed clicks on and it looks to be Summoner's usual back drop of sky and some branches. The troll finally woke up and immediately got out to spread his wings, though... all the kittens in his hive sure was nice to wake up to.]

[Also, one MIGHT notice a rather distraught looking squirrel on his right horn. Well, if you might by chance know what a squirrel looks like when it's distraught.]

And how is everyo-! [He starts, the squirrel soon kicking the side of his head. Summoner glares to the side and sighs, looking back at the screen.]

Right, since my company is off his nut about this issue. [Smirks.] I'll get to the point.

My esteemed company and I were having a discussion about the proper percentages of types of food best to be stored by furbeasts of his nature. This discussion works under the uh, the assumption, that, this situation is ideal. As in there is no limit on what can be collected in the right environment. So for example, all the acorns, all of them, all the bark, the weather is always fair, and uh, and so on.

It ended up becoming a discussion about how I do not know anything because I am not a nut gathering furbeast, but I think that since I have spoken to a lot of them that forms some basis, for um, my, opinions, on this matter. He disagreed, so I'm here to ask. Do you think I have enough evidence to properly discuss this with my rather befuddled nut gathering acquaintance? [A flinch, feeling the squirrel tug on his hair.]

UGH, and, he opens himself up for questions too, I'll translate, no worries. He seems to be concerned with this being one sided, so uh, feel free to ask either of us questions, unless you think I'm right.

Because, well, heh, I am. [Hair tug, twitch, scoff.]

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Because, uh... maybe, showing a bit of niceness, is a habit you could benefit from, falling into?

[She puffs up.] Bluh! What does it-

[A huff.] I'm not being mean.

You, uh... kind of are. Yeah.

I am not!

Why would Lysunder care about what a squirrel does, anyways? Why does anyone care?

It's possible to be mean, by accident. I think you do that, a lot.

And, uh... what's wrong with caring about squirrels? They live lives, and work, and play. Just like we do.

That's stupid. [But true.]

They don't care about us so I don't see why we should care about them.

Uh, yeah. It kind of is.

It still doesn't mean, that you should need to be offensive. Squirrels can be, uh... very helpful!

Edited 2012-04-21 04:00 (UTC)

Oh yeah? Tell me! How are squirrels actually helpful to us?

Besides providing us as delicious snacks.

Eww no.

-=wrinkles his nose at the thought of eating a squirrel=-

Well they, uh... make very good look outs, and can get into very small places! No one would think twice, about a squirrel watching them.

How would that benefit me? [Ah there we go. The world revolves around her, remember?] It's not like I can actually talk to the stupid things like you and Lysunder can!

They're not stupid! They are actually, very smart creatures! And, uh... if you bother to pay attention, animals can tell you lots of things, even if you can't talk to them like us.

I pay attention enough!

And I know enough that animals have never benefited me beyond being my next lunch. I don't need them for anything else!

If you did then... you would know what it is I am talking about. But you don't so, uh... nope.

-=mutters something about her not even being able to eat a whole squirrel anyway=-

Explain it to me-

Hey! [She heard that.]

It would, uh... probably be easier, to show you. Different animals, do different things.

-=yeaaaah... he's just going to ignore that little outburst there. offer to spent time with her. yup=-

Then show me, stupid!

Only if, you stop calling me stupid. I'm not stupid.

You are being stupid.

How?

By- By-

[HUFF PUFF HUFF]

Forget it! Just show me or forget it!

-=omg it worked? it worked! can he feel smug now?=-

Then, uh... meet me outside, and we'll go out to the Forest.

[NO.]

Fine, but you better not be late! I don't like to waste my time!

-=TOO LATE.=-

Well, since I am, uh... technically already outside. I am the one, who is waiting on you.

-=outdorsey boy is always already outdoors=-