Karkat Vantas Is Gone
So Is Eridan Ampora
I Would Have Reported On This Sooner But the Curse Made Things A Bit Crazy For A While

[Filtered to Dirk, Darkleer, and Roxy:]
I Really Dont Think This Was Some Random Happenstance
Considering Eridans History Of Purposfully Antagonzing The Head Nurse And Karkats Status As Leader Over A Decent Portion Of The Population Here

Ha- so uh, not even one that can really fly-

At least the big tail's an option, open or shut, I uh, I guess. [It's- a peacock. A rather flashy looking one as well. When the bird moves a little away from the SFC- seemingly it's outside, from the looks of it- this particular male specimen has an extremely long and brightly coloured tail, a bit on the ridiculous size, even for a peacock.]

It just- trailing like this is kinda uh- [Walking about, pat pat pat, looking back at it's own tail that just drags right now, it being shut for the time being.] Annoying...- keeping it open probably would be-

more annoying though- ugh. I liked- that dog form better I think...

[The video feed starts with focusing on Leo's face.]

Since I got my hands on some celestial bronze I started making some really awesome stands to use with the starfish communicators. They're super portable and attach to the SFC like a cellphone charm.

[He turns his SFC away from his face (it's sitting on his stand) and holds up a charm that's shaped like Dirk's sunglasses. It's not very big and it's attached to Dirk's SFC by a short cord. He talks from off camera.]

So they start out looking like this, but in whatever shape you want. I've also made a bunny shaped one and mine's shaped like a hammer. I can do pretty much any simple shape you want. Anyway. All you gotta do to turn it into a stand it give it a little push like this.

[He grabs the charm by both ends of the glasses and lightly pushes them closer together at the top. The glasses open and a stand begins to come out of it, extending more metal than it looks like it could feasibly hold. When it's done he sets the stand on the table and Dirk's SFC is sitting on top of it, the sunglasses are open at the top of the stand.]

And then you've got a stand for hands free SFC use. And it retracts easily when you're ready to pack it up and go.

[He adjusts the sunglasses in the opposite direction and the stand begins to retract. He grabs hold of Dirk's SFC so it doesn't fall. He turns his SFC back to face him.]

Thanks to Dirk, I got the idea that I should sell these. So if you want your own custom stand just let me know. It'll cost 30 starfish tokens, but I'm willing to barter.

[After very little interest last time, Leo tries a slightly different tactic on selling the password app.]

Also wanted to remind everyone that if you want some added security for your SFC, I've got a password app for it that will keep anyone from accessing your SFC without whatever code you set. It's free with a SFC charm stand, or 5 starfish tokens if that's all you want.

So uh, don't get me wrong, I'm pretty amazing with my hands, if you'd like a demonstration I'll be happy to give it, but- Heh well, uhh... it's been a while since I brushed up on my swordsmanship.

Think any of you would be cool with giving a troll a hand to hand polishing up? Normally I lean towards the more heavy duty, but something with a little more speed, accuracy, and less weight wouldn't be too bad, I just need to brush up.

[The video starts with Summoner- hey guys, sup- sitting there- like he often sits- but he's got an alarmingly sincere smile on his face as he looks to the camera.]

[He appears to be outside, though- what you're interested in is probably not him, or the fact that he's outside on the island, what you're most likely interested in, is the huge looming head behind him. One may also notice, if they know Summoner particularly well- is that he's positively wingless, but that doesn't seem to be affecting his cheerful demeanor at all. But that giant, white, scaly head? With huge glowing red eyes? Yeah that might be pulling your attention a bit more than boring ol' Summoner.]

[Lysunder gives a flash of fangs to the feed, smile widening, expression continuing to be more child-like from what he usually wear, which may look a tad strange on him, but dangit, this is really really cool.]

All right- all right, I'll- uh- heh- [A chuckle, raising a hand as he bows his head a little, then glancing back up to the video.]

You can be one hell of a ride sometimes, Vatheon, but all right. I'll give this one to you... ...this is pretty amazing.

[OOC: Yeah so, there's a huge dragon on the island, has been for a few days now. Here's a reference image: [ here ] Conveniently, Summoner has no wings in the image either, which is his loss in exchange for his dragon stepmom showing up. Feel free to interact with either him or the dragon, and that goes for this post as well as any others Summoner's in/the dragon is in (PyralSpite).]

[Video clicks on rather abruptly (maybe from a kick??) and all you really is is... blankets. You can hear some moving around on the mattress and is that a... whining sound? It only lasts a moment, and then softly-]

Oh no the smells...

[Appearing on screen is a troll, grey-skinned and scowling, utterly unamused as he holds up a tan choker with a heart design. Guess who Sandy Claws visited?]

Thank you, Vatheon, for this pointless and utterly useless gift. This is definitely what I wanted, and you have outdone yourself in practice of earth holidays. I actually liked the stupid lobster until it went and left me this piece of crap.

But if other posts and personal discovery have told me anything, things have been lost and sent where they don't belong. So, I'll make the guess that this thing actually belongs to someone, which is the one saving grace to stop me from throwing it out with the trash. You're welcome.

... On that same subject, though.

[He shifts, coughs.]

If anyone has a--it should look like a crab monster, okay? This white crab thing, a completely badass one. If you have it, just contact me in private and I'll come get it, alright?

[He pretty much realized right away because how could he not he's FREEZING and hasn't hit his head on anything, no to mention the extremely terrible lack of wings on his back. But after some network lurking he found he's not the only one

[Oh hey Dualsca-

In... what is he wearing?]



Oh yes.. I am going to milk this for everything it's got.

[Yes, that is a bikini, that icon is relevent.]