U-um, hello?
[There is a teenage girl indirectly looking at the camera, a flustered look on her face. It's not hard to tell she's new to the place, let alone new to the communicator.
After a few seconds of examining it, an invisible light bulb goes off in her head. She adjusts the communicator so that she's now staring directly at the camera. If one looks closely at the feed they might catch notice what appears to be a giant snake of some sort in the background. It seems to have its eye on the girl, though it's hard to tell what its current expression is.]So, um... Are we really underwater? This isn't an illusion, right?
[As she speaks, the snake will proceed to slither up right behind her and place its head over her shoulder. She acknowledge its presence by placing her hand on the back of its neck and mutters something that sounds like, "Hello, Serperior".]I... I know this has probably been asked a lot, but would someone mind telling me more about this place? In particular, where we are, what kinds of things we can do here, and maybe even what kinds of places we can visit?
[A pause.] O-Oh, but I don't mind if just one of these is answered--I can probably figure out the rest by myself.
[She does a quick bow.] Thank you for your time!