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| [PREPARE FOR A LOUD WHINING NOISE.
Oops, wait, that was meant before the feeds starts. Ah, well.]
Am I the only one who hasn't been effected? This is probably the only time I'll be saying this, but I...
want to be cursed. ["—with something cool", he means. And the dramatic pause was quite unnecessary.]
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| ( Read more... )[ Hilbert wakes with a shuddering startle, his vision blurred with tears and feeling warm with sweat. He flutters his eyes before rubbing his face sore, murmuring to himself. Choking into a sob, Zorua crawls from under the covers and curls up at his side. Eventually quietening into light breathing, he says one clear thing to himself:] Stupid. ( ooc: /punches formatting in the FAAAACE) |
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| [ the feed begins with the camera on the communicator facing towards the sky, as if it was turned on by accident. it's a bit shaky, and it's quickly apparent that it's on something that's moving. ]
This place is pretty weird, huh Samurott? It's like we're in a huge bubble! Kinda reminds me of those ruins we explored last month.
[ a quiet grunt of agreement comes from the thing she seems to be riding. she picks up the communicator and looks into the camera, fiddling with it a bit. ] This thing is on, right? Uh... if it is, hi there! I'm Hilda and this is Samurott, my partner Pokemon. [ she turns the feed around, showing the head of the creature. it turns it's neck and gives a nod before continuing to walk. ]
We're not sure what we're doing or how we even got here, to be honest! If anyone could fill me in, that'd be awesome. Thanks!
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| [ Here's a face that hasn't popped up in ages.
Okay, not agesssss, but definitely not in a long time. One coma after another, and Hilbert is looking quite irritated with this outcome. He feels like he has napped through the most fantastic events in his lifetime! So, he ruffles his hair, also ruffling away any hints of grumpiness.] Hey guys. ... Does it look like I have a beard yet? |
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| [Oh.
Man, that was a long coma... He looks pretty tired.
Beaten, really. Waking up to the news that N and Cheren have "left the building"? O-oh. Well. Um. He won't choke up about it. Or mention it. He ruffles his hair and gives his audience a weak smile.]
Hey...~ Did I miss much?
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| [ The video feed starts but... what are you supposed to be looking at here?
Oh, suddenly you're looking at a fluffy pair of ears perking up. The video blurs at the swift movement of a paw swiping at the screen. It's... it's a cat? Reminds you of someone, doesn't it? How cute, they have cute little boots!
Wait, wait, why does this cat seem so--] Well then... [ For Pete's sake! It's Hilbert!] This can't get any worse, right? |
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| [Cue Zelos, sitting on the end of his large bed, a vase of roses to his right on the nightstand and a candle burning behind to his left.] So, ladies and gentlemen of Vatheon, it has come to my attention due to the upswing of network posts having to do with romance that a lot of you are in the need of advice; maybe a guiding hand in your love lives from someone with more experience with the fairer sex, or at a loss for what your man expects during this time of year.
[He sits back a bit, steepling his fingers with a grin at the camera.]
Fear not Vatheonites! You've got none other than the Great Zelos Wilder here to dole out advice on anything and everything pertaining to the romantic arts~❤ Don't worry hunnys, your secrets are safe with me~ All comments are filtered so no one'll be the wiser.
[He winks seductively into the feed.]
Don't be shy~ With a little help from me, this could be your best valentine's ever.
[And now to wait for the responses of those seeking his expertise.]
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