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| Karkat Vantas Is Gone So Is Eridan Ampora I Would Have Reported On This Sooner But the Curse Made Things A Bit Crazy For A While
[Filtered to Dirk, Darkleer, and Roxy:] I Really Dont Think This Was Some Random Happenstance Considering Eridans History Of Purposfully Antagonzing The Head Nurse And Karkats Status As Leader Over A Decent Portion Of The Population Here |
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| [Sollux doesn't go on video that often, but for this, he didn't feel like he had much choice. For a second, the video is nothing but a crazy blur, as he sets the camera up.]
Are you fucking serious right now?
[He is wearing his usual outfit, but he twists around and you can see a six-inch barbed stinger protruding through his jeans.]
Fucking hell, I ripped my pants.
[Stepping away, more of his body comes into the field of view, including large bee wings on his back. He buzzes those, and turns around, rolling his robotic eyes]
Lame or cute? You be the judge. |
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| WHAT FOUL AND MERCILESS ENTITY ROLLED OUT OF THE SPECIES APPROPRIATE SLUMBER APPARATUS AND DECIDED TO INVENT TIME WHY, IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS, DID THIS ASSHOLE INSTILL INTO LIVING BEINGS THE CONCEPT OF THINGS HAPPENING BEFORE AND AFTER EACH OTHER AND WHY DO I HAVE TO BE AFFLICTED WITH THIS WHEN I'M NOT EVEN A FUCKING TIME PLAYER. WAS IT NOT ENOUGH TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE ENDLESS STABLE TIME LOOPS HOLDING THE SHODDY STICKS AND TWINE OF OUR TIMELINE TOGETHER? WHAT ABOUT THE FLUX OF PEOPLE BACK AND FORTH FROM DIFFERENT SPOTS ALONG THAT LINE LIKE BACKWASH FROM AN ILL-CLEANED MOUTH INTO A SOULMELTING BOTTLE OF FAYGO??? WELL I GUESS THE FUCK NOT, BECAUSE HERE I AM BEING FORCED TO DEAL WITH OVER FIVE YEARS WORTH OF MEMORIES LAID OVER THE TOP OF EACH OTHER LIKE PARADOX SPACE DECIDED TO MAKE A PARTICULARLY AWFUL SANDWICH OUT OF THEM. SAID SANDWICH HAS THEN BEEN FORCE FED DIRECTLY INTO MY THINK PAN I AM OVERSTUFFED WITH RECOLLECTION AND REMEMBRANCE MY BRAIN WOULD VOMIT IF IT WERE PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE. CONTEMPLATE THAT FOR A MINUTE. OR HOWEVER LONG, I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT THE UNITS, AND NONE OF IT WILL APPROXIMATE THE SCREAMING HEADACHE CURRENTLY DECIMATING MY CRANIAL UNIT. COULD I NOT HAVE GONE THROUGH THIS IN EASILY DIGESTED PIECES WOULD THAT BE SO FUCKING HARD TO DO. SURE, SEND ME BACK A COUPLE HOURS THAT FIRST TIME, BUT NO! YOU SCIENTIST NOOKMONGERS JUST *HAD* TO GIVE ME THE FULL THREE YEARS. WHO CARES THAT I WAS ALREADY 15 AND A HALF IN EARTH YEARS, I OBVIOUSLY NEEDED THE SQUALID, STULTIFYING EXPERIENCE OF LIVING SOME OF THEM TWICE! PLUS AN EXTRA FEW MONTHS!! SO UNTIL MY SPONGE STOPS TRYING TO CANNIBALIZE ITSELF (ETA: NOT FUCKING SOON ENOUGH), DO NOT EXPECT COHERENCY FROM ME BECAUSE I CANNOT EVEN SORT OUT THE SIMPLE CONCEPT OF "YESTERDAY" FROM THE FESTERING REMAINS OF MY OWN THOUGHT ORGAN. YESTERDAY MEANS TOO MANY THINGS RIGHT NOW. YESTERDAY CAN FRANKLY GO FUCK ITSELF TWICE IN A BRAND NEW ORIFICE I'VE JUST INVENTED FOR IT. ALL I KNOW IS THE LESS I SEE OF POSSESSED PSYCHOPATHS AND THEIR WEAPONIZED CUTLERY, THE BETTER. SOMEONE TELL ME HOW MUCH TIME HAS PASSED SINCE I DISAPPEARED AND WHO'S HERE, BECAUSE I CANNOT EVEN CARE TO CHECK THE LIST RIGHT NOW. - Tags:bro strider, dirk strider, eridan ampora, gamzee makara, jade harley, kanaya maryam, karkat vantas, leo valdez, nepeta leijon, rose lalonde, sollux captor, sufferer, the disciple, the dolorosa, the psiioniic, washu hakubi, yotsuba koiwai
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| attenti0n all bubble denizen2, thi2 i2 20llux capt0r. the fir2t 2weepwi2e "find y0ur 'B' with tw0 pr0ng2 and a cylindrical light 20urce" c0nte2t. n0w, 2ince m02t 0f y0u pr0bably have n0 fucking clue what i'm getting at, 2tay tune f0r tw0 2ec0nd2.[The video function turns on, to show Sollux, grinning toothily]For anyone still paying attention, you officially don't suck. Either that, or you're riveted by blinking lights. Good for you. So now then. [He holds up a small device, shaped like a bee, but purple and black instead of yellow and black. Darkleer may recognize these are spy drones that he gave to Sollux at 12th Perigees Eve.] I have here the 'B'. There are dozens of them scattered around the city! If you find one, and catch it, it'll give you a gift. It also proves that you actually have some skills. [His smile turns a little bit wicked] Good luck~ [OOC: There are indeed a couple of dozen little robotic bees hiding in Vatheon. They will lead characters on a merry chase throughout the bubble. If you manage to catch one, it may explode! The explosion won't be very dangerous, but will cover the character with honey. After all, he is a troll. However, not everyone will be the loser in this - a couple of the bees will instead crack open and prove to contain a handful of tasty honey-filled chocolates. It's up to you!
Edit: And just for additional fun, if you want to get involved and your character wouldn't deliberately chase the bees, there's always a chance of the bees chasing you, and exploding on contact.] |
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| For those of you who might give a fuck, Jake English is gone from the bubble again. The kid's going to earn himself a title of flighty broad, at this rate. Maybe the third time's the charm, if our "great and powerful God" deigns to deliver him a third time. I rather suspect that it's too busy quoting Dirty Harry at us and our delightful circumstance.
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| [It is a rare SFC clown sighting!
Well, perhaps not so rare, considering Gamzee's predilection for nighblogging at any and all hours. But it is a rare sighting for this particular clown. Kurloz does not tend to invite just anyone to interact with him. But it seems like he's making an exception today, because here he is, starting off the recording with a wave.
The first thing he does is point at himself, and imitate zipping his mouth closed- it's not hard to tell why, considering looking carefully will reveal that those black marks on his mouth are stitches, not just painted on. Then he points at the camera, and starts signing- those familiar with Kurloz's sign language might be able to recognize it as "communicating"- then tilts his head curiously.
He's not really wondering if anyone understands him, since time has revealed that very few people do. But he's curious if there are people who want to learn! Of course, if he doesn't like them, he might just not bother teaching them.] |
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| 2hit, i'm glad the bubble'2 fixed. i mean, the i2land'2 0kay, but it'2 pretty b0ring, and i wa2 kinda getting t0 like my hive. i did find 0ne thing t0 liven thing2 up, th0ugh.
[The video function turns on, and Sollux' face fills the screen. Then he sticks out his tongue.
It's split down the middle, and in the centre of each side is a shiny stud. One is bright red, and the other bright blue. He shows off his new piercings for a moment, then the tongue disappears and he grins]
All this going on in my mouth, and my matesprit's in a coma, and my kismesis is probably too boring to do something about it. Laaaaaame. |
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| [There's a few long moments of staticky silence, then Mituna's voice - quiet, but still with that trademark horrendous lisp. He didn't lose that this week, clearly.]
Tho.. my matethprit ith gone, I gueth.
[A long pause follows this announcement, then he continues.]
I don't want to change back. |
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| [When the video turns on, you may behold a sight that probably will never be seen again in the history of anywhere.
Sollux is flexing. And he actually has muscles.
Though thankfully he's wearing at least some clothing.]Okay, so I've been doing some quests with FF and it's fun but she's gone off somewhere and now I'm bored. Who wants to come and help me punch things? |
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| [ At first, the video consists of inoffensive ocean blue carpet and bright fuschia shoes. The giggling, glubbing nonsense sounds that follow gives Feferi away well before she speaks.
And that interlude lasts about one agonizingly giddy minute. And then, in a stage whisper: ] Hello! Glub glub glub, I've done the most fantastic thing today. I'm just so excited![ She brings her SFC up at arms' length to point at her grinning fangy face, and then turns it around to point at a dressing room door next to a rack of wildly colorful clothing. ] Wait for it, just hang on to your fins here...! [The door opens and Sollux inches out, his shoulders hunched and his head down. He looks around furtively, not yet seeing that Feferi is holding her SFC, because he's looking all around for anyone else that might be there to see this. He's wearing a tasteful number. At least, it's tasteful in the mind of Feferi, and likely not anyone else in the known universe.] FF, this is fun and all, but to be honest I don't think this is my style-- Hey, what are you doing? [As horrified realization hits, he lunges forward and makes a grab for her SFC.] |
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