[Video]

[thekidsare0kay]

[When the video turns on, you may behold a sight that probably will never be seen again in the history of anywhere.

Sollux is flexing. And he actually has muscles.

Though thankfully he's wearing at least some clothing.]

Okay, so I've been doing some quests with FF and it's fun but she's gone off somewhere and now I'm bored.

Who wants to come and help me punch things?

Comments

[video]

[cynicisms]

[This is a video recording of Ganymede staring blankly, because someone being that butch is almost obscene.]

[video]

[thekidsare0kay]

[And here's a grey god grinning at him] Uh... I think you forgot to close your mouth.

[video]

[cynicisms]

[He actually shivers when Sollux talks to him, and his eyebrow twitches.]

Do...do you really have to flex like that?!

[aim_exorable]

Impressive musculature, Sollux.

[thekidsare0kay]

[Oh. Well now he's blushing a bit because this is Darkleer saying that. He of the always-impressive musculature.]

Uh. Thanks. Don't get used to it.

[aim_exorable]

I won't, don't worry.

[Whoops blunt]

I'm going to assume you're a Warrior in the terms of this curse?

[stayb100ponyboy]

Uh huh.

[Not fair! Equius has muscles like that normally, and everyone thinks he's a gross, sweaty creeper! Sollux suddenly has them and everyone is swooning. There's no justice in the world, none at all!]

[thekidsare0kay]

[If by 'everyone' you mean 'Ganymede', that's true. Sollux arches an eyebrow]

What's got into you?

[stayb100ponyboy]

Nothing.

[Someone is starting to miss being STRONG.]

[Video]

[shippingmath]

... the fuck, dude.

[That just looks weird.]

[Video]

[thekidsare0kay]

What?

[Video]

[shippingmath]

You look like you've been living off of steroids for a year.

[bestestfurrend]

What did you do?

[thekidsare0kay]

What do you mean? I didn't do anything.

[bestestfurrend]

To end up like that!

[video>>text]

[unconchonable]

[Eridan can't even properly react, as he sees Sollux on the screen flexing, he just lets out this surprised, nearly strangled sound, BECAUSE WHAT HAS BECOME OF HIS KISMESIS???? Quickly, he switches to text, he can't even handle this!!]

wwoww wwhat the fuck did you do to yourself
havve you been hangin out wwith the hoofbeast fuckers or wwhat
god i wwas gonna tell you to do some quests wwith me but shittin fuck i dont think ill be able to handle your company wwith your freakish muscles
you didnt evven NEED any help bein a freak and yet here you are out doin wwhat reality already saddled you wwith

[video]

[thekidsare0kay]

[Sollux heard that sound before he switched to text, and he laughs as he sees the text come in.]

Unlike the hoofbeast fuckers, this will go away. Are you scared I'll punch you in the face, Eridan?

What class are you?

[text]

[unconchonable]

i aint scared a you punchin me
ill freeze your ass and blast you the fuck awway wwith lightning before that evver happens
if that aint tellin enough im a mage

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

Someone is playing some kind of sick, pan-warping joke on me with this curse. Gamzee looks like no one ever should, I'm stuck as a cleric, and now you look like something out of Equius's wet dreams.

[Hey, Sollux. Karkat has silly robes this week but not much else of note.]

I can't help you punch anything, both for reasons of being a dumb, squishy caster class and the fact that I wouldn't be able to focus with how horrifying you are to witness. That is entirely too many muscles.

Re: [VIDEO]

[thekidsare0kay]

Don't talk to me about Equius' wet dreams, please. I'd rather keep what's in my stomach inside my body. I've already been forced to drink that white swill he swears by.

You're a cleric like FF? You could still support me while I punch things.

[VIDEO]

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Leer.]

What do you know about my wet dreams?

[terribubbly]

Hey, mister accidental musclebeast, we can meet up again if you want! I was just telling that glubbing moron to clean up that aisle again.

[thekidsare0kay]

I'm not an accidental musclebeast, but I figured we could meet up again when you were done. You're still trying to win, right? [He grins]

video; wow what was i doing all weekend that i missed this

[timebender]

Very impressive! You are a regular Troll Casanova.

video; ffff

[thekidsare0kay]

[Woah. Hang on.] AA! You're not the weird chick who talks funny?