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| [When the communicator flips on, it displays a nice view of Washu sitting outside of a cafe with a half finished coffee sitting on the table. The normally curious scientist had her nose buried in some sort of book and even seemed to be toying with a strand of her hair as she continued to be completely unaware that she was being recorded.
Eventually she lets go of her hair and reaches for her drink to take a sip. There... is something off here. The normally child-like scientist.. isn't such a child right now.
The drink gets set down again and another page is flipped. She's really not paying much attention to the world around her right now. This might be the perfect time for people to bug the usually reclusive red-head.]
[ooc: Either bug her over the network or in person, your choice!]
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| WHAT FOUL AND MERCILESS ENTITY ROLLED OUT OF THE SPECIES APPROPRIATE SLUMBER APPARATUS AND DECIDED TO INVENT TIME
WHY, IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS, DID THIS ASSHOLE INSTILL INTO LIVING BEINGS THE CONCEPT OF THINGS HAPPENING BEFORE AND AFTER EACH OTHER
AND WHY DO I HAVE TO BE AFFLICTED WITH THIS WHEN I'M NOT EVEN A FUCKING TIME PLAYER.
WAS IT NOT ENOUGH TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE ENDLESS STABLE TIME LOOPS HOLDING THE SHODDY STICKS AND TWINE OF OUR TIMELINE TOGETHER?
WHAT ABOUT THE FLUX OF PEOPLE BACK AND FORTH FROM DIFFERENT SPOTS ALONG THAT LINE LIKE BACKWASH FROM AN ILL-CLEANED MOUTH INTO A SOULMELTING BOTTLE OF FAYGO???
WELL I GUESS THE FUCK NOT, BECAUSE HERE I AM BEING FORCED TO DEAL WITH OVER FIVE YEARS WORTH OF MEMORIES LAID OVER THE TOP OF EACH OTHER LIKE PARADOX SPACE DECIDED TO MAKE A PARTICULARLY AWFUL SANDWICH OUT OF THEM.
SAID SANDWICH HAS THEN BEEN FORCE FED DIRECTLY INTO MY THINK PAN
I AM OVERSTUFFED WITH RECOLLECTION AND REMEMBRANCE
MY BRAIN WOULD VOMIT IF IT WERE PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE. CONTEMPLATE THAT FOR A MINUTE.
OR HOWEVER LONG, I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT THE UNITS, AND NONE OF IT WILL APPROXIMATE THE SCREAMING HEADACHE CURRENTLY DECIMATING MY CRANIAL UNIT.
COULD I NOT HAVE GONE THROUGH THIS IN EASILY DIGESTED PIECES
WOULD THAT BE SO FUCKING HARD TO DO.
SURE, SEND ME BACK A COUPLE HOURS THAT FIRST TIME, BUT NO! YOU SCIENTIST NOOKMONGERS JUST *HAD* TO GIVE ME THE FULL THREE YEARS.
WHO CARES THAT I WAS ALREADY 15 AND A HALF IN EARTH YEARS, I OBVIOUSLY NEEDED THE SQUALID, STULTIFYING EXPERIENCE OF LIVING SOME OF THEM TWICE! PLUS AN EXTRA FEW MONTHS!!
SO UNTIL MY SPONGE STOPS TRYING TO CANNIBALIZE ITSELF (ETA: NOT FUCKING SOON ENOUGH), DO NOT EXPECT COHERENCY FROM ME
BECAUSE I CANNOT EVEN SORT OUT THE SIMPLE CONCEPT OF "YESTERDAY" FROM THE FESTERING REMAINS OF MY OWN THOUGHT ORGAN.
YESTERDAY MEANS TOO MANY THINGS RIGHT NOW.
YESTERDAY CAN FRANKLY GO FUCK ITSELF TWICE IN A BRAND NEW ORIFICE I'VE JUST INVENTED FOR IT.
ALL I KNOW IS THE LESS I SEE OF POSSESSED PSYCHOPATHS AND THEIR WEAPONIZED CUTLERY, THE BETTER.
SOMEONE TELL ME HOW MUCH TIME HAS PASSED SINCE I DISAPPEARED AND WHO'S HERE, BECAUSE I CANNOT EVEN CARE TO CHECK THE LIST RIGHT NOW. - Tags:bro strider, dirk strider, eridan ampora, gamzee makara, jade harley, kanaya maryam, karkat vantas, leo valdez, nepeta leijon, rose lalonde, sollux captor, sufferer, the disciple, the dolorosa, the psiioniic, washu hakubi, yotsuba koiwai
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| ( Need something repaired you know who to call )
(Red text is Washu and blue is Crocker, they're here to repair any and all gadgets for your hero or villain needs! Stop by 'The Repair Shop'. Crocker and/or Washu will reply) | |
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| [When the feed turns on, Washu can be seen adjusting the filter on a rather large, 55 gallon tank complete with stand and what looks like rocks and fake coral inside. Swimming around in the tank are several familiar fish. All of them prizes from the previous festival.
After a few moments she steps back and wipes her hands on her shorts to get a good look at the tank. A few minutes later she absently taps something at the computer keyboard that appears at her finger tips and a canister drops out of thin air into her waiting hands. On the canister is a simple image of a fish eating fish food. Washu opens the can and sprinkles some of the flake food into the tank and smiles as she watches the fish go into a mini feeding frenzy.
Once she finishes that the food canister vanishes and she turns away only to pause as she sees her communicator recording.]
It looks like this little device decided to share my new tank with the rest of the bubble. Well, what do you think~? It's not as big as I would like but considering the inhabitants, I think I can get over my disappointment.
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| [Hello Bubble, have a rather amused red-headed genius smirking down into her communicator. Behind her happens to be the coral and she's just perfectly content to sit near it for now. ]
I think it's safe to assume that everything's back to normal~. Now, did anyone miss cute little me? Or should I be asking if anyone realized I was gone.
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| Well, I was hoping to see if anyone was interested in a barbeque sometime soon, but I think the bubble has other ideas. [Washu pops on the screen wearing this outfit or more specifically, armor. There's even an impossibly large hammer next to her. Like the kind that almost seems impossible for such a small little scientist to lift. But trust her, she can lift it. ]Like this outfit for instance. If you can call it that. Armor is really not my thing. But, since I can't get out of it. Lets have a little fun shall we~? Who wants a tank on their team? I'll be very happy to get some frustrations out. And maybe later, we can plan a barbeque for when this insanity is over. I was thinking a block party of sorts. One where everyone brings a dish so there will be plenty of food for everyone. | |
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| ( cut for a bit of blood and violence )(OOC: Note! This dream is non-interactive, meaning responses should come via the network after the dream itself. This has been mod OK'd.) - Tags:!curse: 40 - i had a dream, death the kid, dirk strider, eridan ampora, gamzee makara, karkat vantas, maka albarn, nepeta leijon, rainbow dash, sufferer, undertaker, washu hakubi, zelgadis greywords
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| Noooooooooo!
[The voice isn't the Dolorosa's, but rather the plaintive complaint of a child. Inside a cavern, a fire burns merrily with a pot of something cooking suspended over it, and the point of focus moves to a small, grey-skinned youngster with large eyes, small horns and a mop of black, curly hair.
He's scowling, arms folded, and is.. completely naked.]
You're not making me put on pants! It's an infringement of my rights as a free troll!
[Briefly, the screen goes black as the Dolorosa closes her eyes and laughs, and when they open again the little troll is still standing there, still scowling, and still naked. It's only when she moves to step towards him that his eyes go wide and he shrieks, darting out of the way of her hands.
It's only moments before her longer strides catch him and she sweeps him up into her arms, and the shrieks and complaints turn into helpless giggles as she tickles her fingers against his ribs.]
You can be just as free with pants on, my little one. [The Dolorosa's voice is warm and kind, full of love and patience. The little troll wriggles in her arms until he's looking her in the face. She kisses his cheek and he makes a spluttery sound.]
I will. You watch. I'll be free and so will everyone else! .. Then I won't have to wear pants if I don't want to.
[She laughs again, and holds him close, and the screen flicks black again. The only sound is the soft crackling of the fire before it, too, dies away. The Dolorosa wakes up peacefully, as such a dream might imply.]
//ooc: Replies can be during the dream or after!// | |
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| [When the video comes on, its clear that Washu has temporarily taken over one of the empty houses on Phanga Street. She's turned the backyard into a child's play area and even the front yard as well. All the windows are open and anyone passing by may notice a strong smell of freshly baked goods wafting about~. ]
If anyone finds a child in need of a good meal and a place to stay until everything gets back to normal, please bring them here. The Bubble Daycare is now open for business.
The offer of food also extends to any adults that need something as well. I guarantee every meal will hearty and wholesome. Plus, there are plenty of sweets to go around. I won't turn anyone away. | |
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