vatheon sfc network

Recent Entries

23rd-Sep-2013 07:48 pm

Karkat Vantas Is Gone
So Is Eridan Ampora
I Would Have Reported On This Sooner But the Curse Made Things A Bit Crazy For A While

[Filtered to Dirk, Darkleer, and Roxy:]
I Really Dont Think This Was Some Random Happenstance
Considering Eridans History Of Purposfully Antagonzing The Head Nurse And Karkats Status As Leader Over A Decent Portion Of The Population Here

Tags:expatriate darkleer, jane crocker, kanaya maryam, sollux captor, the dolorosa, the summoner, yotsuba koiwai

8th-Aug-2013 01:18 pm - Song 3 > Video > Silly with Power

redboots

Y'know, I'm starting to figure out why wizards in Ooo are all a bunch of freaks. Having awesome magical werewoof powers? Awesome.

[This is Jade and also not Jade. It certainly looks like Jade, but punk rock fashion doesn't really seem like her thing. The overly large leather jacket seems cute on her, 'tho. At least that's what Marceline would say.]

[And yes, she did say 'werewoof'.]

Anyone want to get shrunk? Or get bigger? Feelin' pretty generous today, might do it to you anyway if I see ya, heheheheh.

Also, Jade, one, I might have updated your wardrobe a little. [You are punk rock tier now, it is you.] Two, don't worry about your boyfriend, I have him in my pocket, it's all cool.

Tags:!curse 47: body swap, jade harley, jane crocker, kanaya maryam, leo valdez, marceline, rose lalonde

26th-Jul-2013 11:02 am - 046 ♋ [TEXT]

bethehugejerk

WHAT FOUL AND MERCILESS ENTITY ROLLED OUT OF THE SPECIES APPROPRIATE SLUMBER APPARATUS AND DECIDED TO INVENT TIME
WHY, IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS, DID THIS ASSHOLE INSTILL INTO LIVING BEINGS THE CONCEPT OF THINGS HAPPENING BEFORE AND AFTER EACH OTHER
AND WHY DO I HAVE TO BE AFFLICTED WITH THIS WHEN I'M NOT EVEN A FUCKING TIME PLAYER.
WAS IT NOT ENOUGH TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE ENDLESS STABLE TIME LOOPS HOLDING THE SHODDY STICKS AND TWINE OF OUR TIMELINE TOGETHER?
WHAT ABOUT THE FLUX OF PEOPLE BACK AND FORTH FROM DIFFERENT SPOTS ALONG THAT LINE LIKE BACKWASH FROM AN ILL-CLEANED MOUTH INTO A SOULMELTING BOTTLE OF FAYGO???
WELL I GUESS THE FUCK NOT, BECAUSE HERE I AM BEING FORCED TO DEAL WITH OVER FIVE YEARS WORTH OF MEMORIES LAID OVER THE TOP OF EACH OTHER LIKE PARADOX SPACE DECIDED TO MAKE A PARTICULARLY AWFUL SANDWICH OUT OF THEM.
SAID SANDWICH HAS THEN BEEN FORCE FED DIRECTLY INTO MY THINK PAN
I AM OVERSTUFFED WITH RECOLLECTION AND REMEMBRANCE
MY BRAIN WOULD VOMIT IF IT WERE PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE. CONTEMPLATE THAT FOR A MINUTE.
OR HOWEVER LONG, I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT THE UNITS, AND NONE OF IT WILL APPROXIMATE THE SCREAMING HEADACHE CURRENTLY DECIMATING MY CRANIAL UNIT.
COULD I NOT HAVE GONE THROUGH THIS IN EASILY DIGESTED PIECES
WOULD THAT BE SO FUCKING HARD TO DO.
SURE, SEND ME BACK A COUPLE HOURS THAT FIRST TIME, BUT NO! YOU SCIENTIST NOOKMONGERS JUST *HAD* TO GIVE ME THE FULL THREE YEARS.
WHO CARES THAT I WAS ALREADY 15 AND A HALF IN EARTH YEARS, I OBVIOUSLY NEEDED THE SQUALID, STULTIFYING EXPERIENCE OF LIVING SOME OF THEM TWICE! PLUS AN EXTRA FEW MONTHS!!
SO UNTIL MY SPONGE STOPS TRYING TO CANNIBALIZE ITSELF (ETA: NOT FUCKING SOON ENOUGH), DO NOT EXPECT COHERENCY FROM ME
BECAUSE I CANNOT EVEN SORT OUT THE SIMPLE CONCEPT OF "YESTERDAY" FROM THE FESTERING REMAINS OF MY OWN THOUGHT ORGAN.
YESTERDAY MEANS TOO MANY THINGS RIGHT NOW.
YESTERDAY CAN FRANKLY GO FUCK ITSELF TWICE IN A BRAND NEW ORIFICE I'VE JUST INVENTED FOR IT.
ALL I KNOW IS THE LESS I SEE OF POSSESSED PSYCHOPATHS AND THEIR WEAPONIZED CUTLERY, THE BETTER.
SOMEONE TELL ME HOW MUCH TIME HAS PASSED SINCE I DISAPPEARED AND WHO'S HERE, BECAUSE I CANNOT EVEN CARE TO CHECK THE LIST RIGHT NOW.

Tags:bro strider, dirk strider, eridan ampora, gamzee makara, jade harley, kanaya maryam, karkat vantas, leo valdez, nepeta leijon, rose lalonde, sollux captor, sufferer, the disciple, the dolorosa, the psiioniic, washu hakubi, yotsuba koiwai

23rd-Jul-2013 10:42 am - Villainous Video

sylphauxiliatrix

[Backdated to Saturday the 20th, during the curse.]

[Your regularly scheduled programming is interrupted thanks to a sudden transmission. It starts with an empty stage, until the music and light show begin. The Fashionista seems to be at it again with her special brand of attention-grabbing villainy. She walks out on to the stage, yet again dressed in one of her bizarre creations.]

Good evening, Vatheon! Once again I bring you good tidings. My campaign against the crimes committed on a daily basis here is back on track. Tonight, I have a special surprise...

[The camera shifts suddenly as she gestures to the right with a dramatic flair. There, in chains, is Sollux Captor.]

The accused stands guilty of a high crime; mixing primary colors. Though this would not be so terrible an infraction, the accused has repeatedly and knowingly mixed reds and blues with wanton abandon! And worse, he shows no remorse for his actions!

[The camera swings back to her, all set for a close-up.]

Due to the callous and monstrous nature of this criminal, I have sentenced him to death. A public execution, to serve as an example to others!

[Again the camera pans around the room, resting on a gigantic sewing machine. That three foot long needle looks wickedly sharp... The video continues, but as of yet there's no indication where this might all be, other than some abandoned warehouse somewhere. Big whoop, this city is like Gotham. Their chief exports are abandoned warehouses and closed amusement parks. You might have to talk to her to find a way to save this poor soul... Or maybe you can just follow the spotlights tracing the sky from the warehouse district. That might not be her though, she's usually not that subtle.]

Tags:!curse 46: super heroes, kanaya maryam, renge houshakuji, yotsuba koiwai

9th-Jul-2013 07:20 pm - [001 || Video]

serving_love

[There's no video at first, just a black screen, though a man's voice can be heard muttering and grumbling faintly.]

Shitty bastard, where in the hell did he send me? Under the fucking ocean? Geez—

[Sudden pause, and then the screen is suddenly getting flipped around with dizzying momentum, showing a brief shot of the dome overhead before lowering to take in a very confused face that is definitely looking worse for wear.]

The hell...? What's with this shitty starfish? [He stares for a moment before sighing, and then drags his eyes away and gives his surroundings a scrutinizing look. As the camera pans back slightly, you're able to take in the torn and dirty clothes, the scrapes and bruises.] Yep, definitely in the damn sea. In a...city? In the damn sea. ...Maybe I'm dreaming.

[Welcoming brochure, what welcoming brochure? It's gone completely unnoticed so far. Instead the man makes a frustrated sound, scrubbing a hand over his face and through his wet hair.] Alright, focus. Gotta get back, Nami-san and Robin-chan need me, not to mention the others...

[There's one last grumble before the screen cuts out.]

Fuck, I need a cigarette.

Tags:bloom, kanaya maryam, leo valdez, renge houshakuji, sanji, smoker

1st-Jul-2013 01:06 pm - Video

thalassino

[It's been quite some time since the Head Nurse has ~~terrorized~~ graced Vatheon with her presence. She's been hard at work figuring out just what they did to fix the coral, and she's found out some very interesting things.]

Good morning, Vatheonites! It has been quite some time, hasn't it? And you have been terribly busy. We have a couple things to address.

Firstly, it was quite an ingenious solution you thought up for the coral, I am impressed. Who was it that thought it up, hmm? If you come forward, we might let you have an up close look at our facilities. I know you've been itching to get a look at them for awhile now.

Secondly, it seems that the Head Priestess lost her life in the commotion of fixing the coral. It's really quite a shame, but we didn't get to her in time to bring her back, so I'm afraid she's gone permanently.

[She doesn't seem to think it's a shame at all. In fact, she's smiling wider than ever.]

I do hope we can prevent such a tragedy again. You've all been behaving yourselves so nicely and not creating extra work for us. It would be very... unfortunate if that were to change.

Tags:!npc - head nurse, davesprite, dirk strider, expatriate darkleer, johnny rayflo, kanaya maryam, leo valdez, lloyd irving, minako aino / sailor venus, pyunma (008), saber/arturia pendragon, tiir rumibul, yukio okumura

1st-Jul-2013 06:36 am - [Video] 04th Trick

dashingloyalty

[This is not quite a happy-looking pony. She's mostly confused because....]

Hey, this is, like, July right? Middle of summer and all? On a supposedly tropical island? Well, if all that's true, then why the hay did it get so cold all of a sudden?

[Rainbow Dash scratches her head.]

I mean, I can think of a curse as being why, but what's the point of the cold? I tried a pretty heavy blanket, and that worked about as well as having a threadbare sheet. I mean, I could try a heater, but I don't know where Equius and Darkleer put theirs.

[The pony shrugs. What even is this curse?]

Am I the only one experiencing this problem? 'Cause if I am, then I think I need to see a doctor about it. I am so not down with hypothermia.

Tags:!curse 45: cold to the touch, bloom, kanaya maryam, minako aino / sailor venus, rainbow dash

14th-Jun-2013 08:57 pm - [Text] --> [Video]

thekidsare0kay

attenti0n all bubble denizen2, thi2 i2 20llux capt0r.

the fir2t 2weepwi2e "find y0ur 'B' with tw0 pr0ng2 and a cylindrical light 20urce" c0nte2t.
n0w, 2ince m02t 0f y0u pr0bably have n0 fucking clue what i'm getting at, 2tay tune f0r tw0 2ec0nd2.

[The video function turns on, to show Sollux, grinning toothily]

For anyone still paying attention, you officially don't suck. Either that, or you're riveted by blinking lights. Good for you. So now then.

[He holds up a small device, shaped like a bee, but purple and black instead of yellow and black. Darkleer may recognize these are spy drones that he gave to Sollux at 12th Perigees Eve.]

I have here the 'B'. There are dozens of them scattered around the city! If you find one, and catch it, it'll give you a gift. It also proves that you actually have some skills.

[His smile turns a little bit wicked] Good luck~

[OOC: There are indeed a couple of dozen little robotic bees hiding in Vatheon. They will lead characters on a merry chase throughout the bubble. If you manage to catch one, it may explode! The explosion won't be very dangerous, but will cover the character with honey. After all, he is a troll. However, not everyone will be the loser in this - a couple of the bees will instead crack open and prove to contain a handful of tasty honey-filled chocolates. It's up to you!

Edit: And just for additional fun, if you want to get involved and your character wouldn't deliberately chase the bees, there's always a chance of the bees chasing you, and exploding on contact.]

Tags:dirk strider, kanaya maryam, mituna captor, prince gumball, sollux captor

1st-Jun-2013 05:08 am - Eleventh transmission [voice]

heartandsoul

[What better way to celebrate being home from the clinic than to--]

You know, it's really jarring being away from home for years, then going back for what feels like hours, then coming back again and realizing you were gone for three days. You see people that you haven't actually seen in a long time and it feels like you see them every day, so it's not important, but then you come back and realize that it is.

[--Say something stupid and rambling, okay maybe she's still a little out of it from the whole insanity thing.

Or this is some weird reacharound way of saying she misses her dad.]

I don't know. I don't get it. If Vatheon wants me to see those idiots, then why doesn't bring them here?

[Okay, maybe a reacharound way of saying she misses everyone and to work past her lingering jitters.]

Also, memo to everyone: being in the hospital still sucks and the food's terrible.

Tags:john egbert, kanaya maryam, maka albarn

8th-May-2013 09:27 am

sylphauxiliatrix

Hello
For Those Parties That May Be Interested
I Have Awoken From My Involuntary Slumber
I Understand A Lot Has Happened While I Was Asleep
If Anybody Would Like To Help Fill Me In On Recent Events That Would Be Appreciated

Tags:dirk strider, expatriate darkleer, jade harley, john egbert, kanaya maryam, karkat vantas, maka albarn

This page was loaded Jul 4th 2025, 12:26 pm GMT.