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| Let me get this straight.
1) This place is called 'Vatheon'. A planet that may or may not be entirely covered by this ocean we're trapped under.
2) There's around 100-200 of us stuck here, not accounting for the locals.
3) Supposedly there's no way off planet.
4) Nobody has any idea as to how we got here.
5) But we're here to power that barrier that keeps the water out.
Am I missing anything, or does anyone feel compelled to educate the new girl in town?
[ Jaina's cheated a little. She can sense several hundred Force signatures, but looking back through the history on her phone, there only seems to be around 100 or so off-worlders. Also, hello Bubble. o/ ]
Anyone want the culprits behind those murders put on trial? Let me know, and I'll apprehend them to be dealt with.
I'm pretty good at that. | |
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| [ Kanji doesn't sound too happy when he starts speaking on the SFC. ]
You pieces of shit try somethin' like that "April Fools" joke again, I'm gonna kick your assess all the way to the moon an' beyond. Make you see the stars till you drop dead. Got that? Murder ain't funny. Death ain't funny. [ He mumbles other things; some of them curses, some of them inaudible all together, and then he clears his throat and adds something else. On a lighter note. ]
Yeah, so...lemme just get this outta the way before somethin' else happens in this place. Sewin' classes - I know, I know, it's been forever, but uhh, hear me out okay? - are gonna have two new teachers. Kanaya-san and Italy-san are gonna be helpin' out, especially if I, I dunno, fall asleep for another two months again. If you want in, just tell me right now. It's free, and uh...y-you'll learn a lot of c-cool shit. Promise.
[ He clears his throat again. The SFC switches from audio to video. What you see next is a cute plush toy that you wouldn't have expected to be made out of an oven mitt. It's detailed, and sewed with skill. What was it exactly? A bunny! Carrying a basket of colorful eggs! And was wearing something similar to what Alice in Wonderland wore in the story books! Kanji holds it by the side and oh, this plush toy was actually a puppet! SO MANRY, GUH CANNOT HANDRE IT-- ]
See? It's damn cute, am I right? [ He plays around with it, showing everyone his creation, and go ahead and laugh at a six-foot tall, burly teenager playing with a plushie puppet but whatever he doesn't care, nope. But after five minutes of this, he finally blushes, clams up, and shuts the video feed off, turning it back to audio. ]
Sewin' classes. Me, and Kanaya-san and Italy-san...y-yeah. You got all that, right? Right. [ Awkward. Andddd time to shut it off completely.~ ] - Tags:amaterasu, anise tatlin, bad girl, chie satonaka, kanji tatsumi, kazuma kuwabara, ky kiske, link (ocarina of time), madison rocca, maka albarn, mishina eikichi, yosuke hanamura, yukari takeba
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| Man, this place is fucked up. Not even a week in and it's like a bad remake of Silent Hill. Shit. Can't deny that it was a pretty damn good performance there, though the fucker who thought it up is seriously twisted and probably needs a few good blows to the face.
[ camera shifts a bit. the background shows him in the plaza. ]
Shit, I need to find a good place to stay, preferably with a sickeningly hot neighbor. [ a bit of a devious snicker. ] Yeeeeah. Oh, and a sweet TV and video games. | |
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