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28th-Apr-2013 09:19 pm - Second Pickup Line; Video

[When the feed comes on, Cronus doesn't particularly look like he notices. He's got his arms wrapped under the shoulders of a very unconscious boy and is grunting as he pulls him over to a couch. Some might recognize him as Jake English, though he looks a bit different. He's wearing an outfit similar to Cronus, the hideous god tier outfit he once had tossed in the corner somewhere in favor of something a bit more greaser inspired.

Cronus is heaving a bit from the effort and he finally gets him slumped against the couch, before moving around him and tugging him up onto the couch.]

Vwowv, chief... You need to go on a diet or something, you're too heavwy.

[Cronus takes a moment to wipe at his brow, before shaking his head and regarding Jake with a scrutinizing look, and letting out a hum. All of a sudden he lets out an 'aha!' as if he's suddenly realized something vital.]

I knowv just vwhat vwill complete your look! You'll look so much better vwhen I'm done.

[Cronus leaves for a moment and then comes back with a comb and some hair product. He sets to work smoothing Jake's hair back, getting it nice and slicked back just like his own hair. When he's done, Jake's hair is nice and smooth and he looks like something straight out of the 50s.]

Yes, that's so much better. Nowv you're one hundred percent more hot! I should make people ovwer more often...

[After a few seconds, he lets out a sigh and reaches out to stroke Jake's hair, shaking his head softly.]

You vwere much more interesting vwhen you vwere avwake though. At least then things vwere less... lonely. Howv long are you planning on being out, anyvway? I'm running out of patience here. I vwonder... I vwonder if this is anything like those human fairy tales I'vwe heard so much about. 'Sleeping Beauty' comes to mind.

[He twists so that he can better look at Jake.]

I vwonder if a kiss vwould... [He leans in, lips puckered unattractively, before his eyes catch something out of the corner of his eye.] Oh globes. Howv long has this thing been on?

[And then he promptly switches off the feed.]

Tags:bro strider, cronus ampora, dirk strider, karkat vantas, renge houshakuji

24th-Apr-2013 06:30 pm - [Text] 01st Hope

encore_dueling

Um.
Ok ill bite.
Why are we living in a bubble under the sea?
I mean this seriously doesnt look like atlantis unless this whole being on an island thing is a really convincing hologram of some sort!
Thatd actually be pretty frigging ace!

...

Ah cripes im getting distracted!
I was wondering if anybody has seen my friends around?
A family member too actually!
Roxy lalonde is one of them. Light hair pink eyes and wearing pretty cool looking pyjamas.
Jane crocker is another. Dark hair cyan eyes and also wearing some awesome pyjamas.
Jade harley is my grandma! Or...something like that. Anywhoo she has dark hair bright green eyes dog ears and in swanky pyjamas!
And ah.
Dirk strider. Light hair all spiked up pointed anime shades and i assume hes wearing some pretty swell pyjamas?
I havent actually seen him so i cant say for sure.

[He at least wants to know if they're alright, and no news might be good news, right?]

Tags:cronus ampora, death the kid, dirk strider, jade harley, jake english, maka albarn, roxy lalonde

8th-Apr-2013 09:04 pm - Action + A horrible joint post

ohshellno

[ooc: Meenah has gained psionics like Condesce senpai but as a loss she's now cursed with flushed feels for Cronus, Cronus has gained Meenah as a flushcrush but he's lost the ability to do or think anything remotely sexual. He's still, unfortunately, annoying as hell.]

[The feed clicks on and all you see at first is Cronus's beautiful mug with a grin on it. He looks happier than he has any right to be, which ought to alarm just about everyone. But it doesn't stay pointed at his face for long. He moves it around and points it at someone else- one Meenah Peixes, who currently has her back to the camera.]

Hey angelfish, vwhy don't you say hello to the camera?
[Meenah turns to look over her shoulder, narrowing her red and blue eyes suspiciously. She's looking a hell of a lot like a psionic now.]

Water you filming for, dummy? [The insult is rude, but it doesn't seem as malicious as usual.]
[Because the camera is pointed at Meenah, you can't see Cronus shrugging, though the camera shakes slightly because of it.]

I just thought evweryone should see howv attractivwe you are, vwith all your new powver! Don't you think?

Huh. [And she's actually considering that.] That ain't such a bad idea, Cropora!

I havwe those sometimes, you knowv!

Check it, bitches.

[She's just going to affectionately use these new powers to flick rolled up balls of paper at Cronus and the camera. Unfortunately, she's new at this, so less than half of them manage to hit either Cronus or the camera.]

Scrod dammit. [She tried.] Ey, pretty boy, pick 'em up and hand 'em back, yeah?

[As she flicks the balls of paper at him, he lets out little 'Mmf!' noises and the camera twitches every time he's hit by one. But he's patient and doesn't dodge them. When she's finally done and tells him to do that, he just lets out a laugh.]

Vwill you givwe me something in return? Like... a hug, maybe? Or a kiss on the cheek?
[He and the camera are going to get a very long stare as she considers it.]

Aight. Switch the camera off and hop to it, asshoal.

[He doesn't even hesitate, turning the camera off and abruptly ending the broadcast.

Did Cronus get his hug? The world may never know.]

( Action: Plaza )

Tags:!curse: 42 - a gain and a loss, cronus ampora, kurloz makara, meenah peixes

2nd-Mar-2013 01:42 am - First Pickup Line; Text

justnevwerevwen

vwell vwell vwell.
i bet none of you knewv i vwas here did you? thats because unlike most of you chumps, i decided to vwatch and learn before i came crying to the netvwork like a total lamer!
and because i figured this vwould givwe me the most dramatic entrance. i alvways did like havwing a little flair.
so nowv that thats out of the vway, i can introduce myself properly to all you cats and kittens.
the names cronus ampora. this place blowvs the dream bubbles out of the vwater by far.
hahahaha im such a car.
do you see vwhat i did there? blowvs it out of the vwater?
i slay myself.
so howv about coming and introducing yourselvwes? im itching to meet all of you avwesome people.

Tags:bro strider, cronus ampora, davesprite, death the kid, eridan ampora, expatriate darkleer, feferi peixes, gamzee makara, jade harley, karkat vantas, kaworu nagisa, kurloz makara, maka albarn, shiro fujimoto, sufferer, tavros nitram

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