| [ The video opens to a calm frowning man pulling at strands of his green mohawk (Ugh, so horribly frizzy from all this water!) and staring behind rather thick sunglasses.]
Well this place sure is boring. I mean, sure it's ...quaint, for it's size. I don't mind being here at all if I'm going to have such an impromptu vacation!
[Here he sighs dramatically and puts a hand to his cheek with a pout.]
But if I'm going to just suffer such an ugly mark, and boring place, after having such fun where I belong....
[He leans closer with a wide grin and honestly unsettling chuckle.]
Anybody want to, eh, spar~? I promise I'll be gen~tle~
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