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23rd-Feb-2013 01:50 am - ♑ > Bread, an essay. By Gamzee Makara, age 16.

[Error: Your private message to user Karkat Vantassee it's like could not be posted. Message has instead been rerouted to the network. |

Which... is not even something that should be possible! Gamzee. Gamzee, how the fuck did you manage this. People spend hours hacking to manage shit like this. It must have been a

wait for it

waaaaait

colossal accident.]

BrEaD, rIgHt?
MoThErFuCkIn bReAd.
YoU EvEr rEaLlY GoT YoUr mOtHeRfUcKiN PrOpEr rEaLiZaTiOn oN At wHaT KiNd oF SiCk lEvElS Of dOpE BrEaD Is?
LiKe fIrSt yEaH, tHe fUcK DoEs iT EvEn uP AnD CoMe fRoM, mAn?
HaVe yOu eVeR LaId gAnDeR At a bReAd bUsH? oR On lIkE A FuCkIn tOaSt tReE?
No!! cAuSe i'm tElLiNg yOu, BrO, tHaT ShIt's 100 pErCeNtS Of pUrE MoThErFuCkIn mIrAcLeS.
BrEaD JuSt *Is*.
YoU CaN'T ExPlAiN ThAt, YoU CaN'T PuT YoUr mOtHeRfUcKiN ScIeNcE At bReAd.
BrEaD DoN'T PlAy lIkE ThAt
ShIt's pLuCkEd aLl tOgEtHeR FrOm pUrE FuCkInG MiRaClEs.
AnD Ok lIkE
ThE FuCk iS UuUuUuP WiTh hOw mOtHeRfUcKiN GoOd iT MaKeS EvErYtHiNg iN YoUr tRaP?
LiKe wOaOaH, i dId pUt sOmE Of mY PiE JuSt tHe fUcK NoW AlLs oN A SwEeT-AsS SlIcE Of tOaSt aNd hOlY ShIt, BeSt bRoThEr, I'M TeLlInG ThIs sHiT StRaIgHt aT YoU, tHaT WaS MoThErFuCkIn aMaZiNg bEiNg.
HoW ThE FuCk dOeS BrEaD Do tHaT?
WhO WeNt aNd tOlD It tO AlL Be aBoUt mAkInG EvErYtHiNg tAsTe gOoD?
LiKe, YoU CaN Be lIkE PuTtInG A SlIcE Of wInGbEaSt mEaT On iT RiGhT AnD ThAt sHiT'S GoOd eAtInG BuT YoU CaN AlSo uP AnD CoVeR ThAt mOtHeRfUcKeR WhAt wItH ThE MoSt rIgHtEoUs oF JeLlY WhAt a bRoThEr cAn pUt cLaW On aNd tHe sHiT'S StIlL GoOd.
HoW CaN ThAt eVeN Be, MoThErFuCkEr?
FuCkIn bLoWs yOuR PaN, dOn't iT JuSt.
Is tHeRe eVeN AnY OtHeR MiRaClE WhAt yOu cAn aLl dO ThAt wItH?
I DoN'T ThInK So.

[Gamzee go home, you're high.]

Tags:asuka langley sohryu, expatriate darkleer, feferi peixes, gamzee makara, italy (feliciano vargas), karkat vantas, kurloz makara, tavros nitram, tech e. coyote

19th-Feb-2013 02:48 pm - 003; accidental video

oceanbreasts

[ There's nothing but a blur of blue at first, a muffled groan somewhere. ]

What in the actual fu--

[ A pause, a gasp, and then the sound of running feet. ]

Dirk!

[ THUD. A second later, the SFC that's on has tumbled out of the pocket it was in and lands on the ground, showing the current scene a little sideways.

Roxy's laying on top of Dirk, her arms wrapped awkwardly around him, and she has her face buried in his chest. They're wearing some interesting outfits (nice pants, Dirk), but that seems to be the last thing on their minds. ]

You're okay! I thought you weren't because fuck the Batterwitch but you are you're okay and I'm okay and nothing is going on and look! We're back and-- you know what I probably shouldn't be laying on top of you should I. Lemme just...

[ She caaaaaaaaaaassually slides off of him and picks up her SFC, shutting it again and turning it back off. ]

((ooc; ps dirk and roxy are back from their update 8U replies will probably come from both))

Tags:asuka langley sohryu, davesprite, death the kid, dirk strider, karkat vantas, rainbow dash, roxy lalonde, shiro fujimoto

10th-Feb-2013 08:52 pm - ✝ 1ST [video];

the12th

[the device has been simple enough for Kaworu to figure out. he's laying on his back on a couch somewhere, his silver hair splayed messily, and he's smiling at the device that he's holding out straight ahead, both of his arms fully extended.]

This place is very strange.

It's amusing enough, but I wonder—are people's dreams here always broadcasted like that? It makes for an interesting first impression, to bare the psyche unwittingly like that. It's almost... intimate. Right? Isn't it? Does it feel violating, for someone having seen your dreams?

Tags:asuka langley sohryu, expatriate darkleer, kaworu nagisa, pepper potts, rolo lamperouge, ruca milda

9th-Feb-2013 01:35 am - zwei # dream → rising sun (backdated to Monday, February 4th)

antabaka

[When Asuka saw the new buttons on her SFC, she didn't think much of them. Sure, she didn't remember them being there before, but what would really happen from pressing a button? Which is why she pushed one - and subsequently wound up asleep.]

[The dream starts with a view of Asuka inside some sort of cockpit. A few might recognize the strange red garment she wears from the day she showed up. Her face shows a smirk that matches the confidence in her voice as she speaks.]

Full power, maximum speed from the start, got it?

[A boy of the same age range answers over some internal communications system, face unseen.]

I know that. We'll finish in sixty-two seconds.

( GIANT DANCING MECHA )

(OOC: This dream is non-interactive, so responses should come via the network. It's safer for your character that way, trust me. Also, I seriously recommend watching the video in the "music" link above! I tried to describe the battle as best as I could, but the sequence itself shows it best.)

Tags:!curse: 40 - i had a dream, asuka langley sohryu, dirk strider, laharl, rin okumura, rolo lamperouge

1st-Feb-2013 09:04 pm - 003 ☠ video/action

kringlefuck

_{[ Evening, Network. It's been awhile since you've seen this kid on the network, but here he is. The video starts with him trying to adjust the communicator on the coffee table in the living room of his residence, though it falls over and there's an obvious "aw devilshits" in the darkness.
Ok, try again.
Looks like we're being picked up again and we see two curious green eyes behind thick, rectangular glasses. He sets the communicator up on a hard surface again and then steps back, muttering something incoherent to himself before he steps back and adjusts himself a little.

This is Jake. This is Jake with his hair actually combed and his face free from dirt and bruises. He's a bit over dressed for the communicator, wearing this. Just where the hell did he get that anyway?

The teen shuffles back against the living room sofa, the area brightened up by a mere lamp. Then, he lounges, crossing one ankle over the other and we see he's still wearing his combat boots. What a nerd. ]}

Greetings fellow residents. Uhmm.

_{[ Oh wait. He's pulling out a piece of paper now. It's obvious he's shaking by the way he's holding it and he reads off of it. ]}

If I am not terribly mistaken, the holiday known as Valentine's Day is coming up within a duo weeks, and it would be my greatest honor to escort an individual on this day. It is absolutely peachy if you want this not to be anything too, uhm, forward on the romancing spectrum, but rather just one of comradery, especially if I am unacquainted with you.

_{[ A deep breath. He withdraws from his pocket a handkerchief and paps his face down a little. He lowers the paper and looks at the camera. ]}

I've never celebrated Valentine's Day, so, uhhhhhh. I don't want to be alone for this holiday. And while friends and what have you are absolutely splendid, it is customary to have a specific date if I am understanding correctly. I guess.. that's it? I'm asking in advance so may chance we can get to know each other first, or plan accordingly on schedule. I'll make sure to take care of the dinner one way or another!

_{[ He'll be spearing fishes and preparing it that way, jsyk. ]}

Uhhh, shoo. Well, thanks.

_{[ /end personal advertisement. He'll reach way over and click the communicator off. ]

[ Action available for room mates! ]}

Tags:asuka langley sohryu, bianca, davesprite, dirk strider, feferi peixes, guy cecil, jade harley, jake english, kanaya maryam, loki laufeyson

29th-Jan-2013 09:03 pm - second King: video;

parasolspinning

Well, this certainly wasn't how I was expecting to spend my day...

[Shiro's face is a bit obscured at the moment, as his SFC is sat down next to a rice cooker (how did he get a hold of that? The world may never know) as his fingers work over a puzzle.]

ah, no... not quite... but as far as first curses go, this isn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be!

... no, that was close...

[He keeps working at it, but not a second later, it finally clicks and the cooker opens up - empty currently, but at least now he can start to make his rice.]

Wonderful! This is kind of fun! How is everyone else fairing with their puzzles? I'd be more than happy to assist, if some one would be willing to pass some dinner my way in payment!

[He bends down, giving the SFC a completely innocent, 'you know you want to feed me and have me help' smile before shutting his SFC off.]

Tags:asuka langley sohryu, suoh mikoto, yashiro isana

29th-Jan-2013 08:19 pm - twentieth flame : accidental video { the derp and rage is strong with this one

keepsthefire

[Rin's SFC comes clattering out of his pocket, hitting the ground noisily, but not nearly as noisy as the rage-induced yelling and swearing that's going on. It's pointing up, as fallen SFCs are wont to do when they fall like that, but it's got a pretty good view of Rin standing at the Villa entryway door, an obvious puzzle where the deadbolt lock should be.

And Rin is having none of this. Chances are he's been dealing with puzzles all day, and we all know that he really does not have the mental fortitude to do such things. So now that he's home and trying to get inside so he can rest, he's being cockblocked by yet another one.]

AUUUUGHH!

[He does try at least, but even his best effort remains locked, and soon enough he's yanking on it, tugging it, trying to put his foot through it (or the door, it's hard to tell...)]

THAT'S IT! I'M SO DONE WITH YOU!

[Uhoh. That little shnk noise? And the blue light? Yeaaaah Rin has his sword out.

Some one stop him.

Or not. There's only a second or two of very blinding blue light, and a CLANK from the sword connecting, but as soon as it dies down... the door is still completely intact and Rin is just lying on his side in front of the door, looking like a kicked puppy. A no longer on fire kicked puppy.

He sees his SFC is out and finally reaches for it, just... pathetically whining.]

Can some one come unlock my door... ? Please?

Tags:asuka langley sohryu, maka albarn, night, rin okumura

22nd-Jan-2013 07:14 pm - [Video]

shippingmath

So.

[Dirk's sitting in front of a wall in what looks like a garage. There's some robot bits splayed across a table behind him.]

Figured I ought to thank everyone who bothered to help me out during the curse, after that dumbshit move I pulled. Congratulations, you managed to refrain from throwing me into the ocean.

And if you want to ask about something I said while mini-sized, you might as well do it now. I wasn't exactly being close-mouthed about the way things are in my world.

Tags:asuka langley sohryu, dirk strider, loki laufeyson, the dolorosa

14th-Jan-2013 11:23 am - [Video]

shippingmath

[Waking up in an unfamiliar room had been a nasty shock for Dirk. Even more disconcerting was that it almost looked like his. There were pieces of robots and posters of the things he liked. The clothes looked like his, and there was even a pair of shades- but the clothes were too big, and the light was all wrong for his room. He'd only just found something that fit him, kind of, when there had been a sound on the side of one wall of his room- a side where there wasn't supposed to be anything.

He'd bolted.

Only, when he got outside, it was even more strange than before, because he was underwater, and there were so many houses, and he'd never seen anything like this in the ocean around his house. He'd wandered until he was lost, then wandered more until he found the elevator. He'd taken it up, because surely he would be able to see his apartment once he got up there, wouldn't he?

Only there was a blizzard, and he'd lost sight of the elevator before he got five feet from it, and now, hours later, he's crouched down under a tree somewhere, and he's shivering and cold and can't feel his feet. He's too exhausted by now to be scared of the city under the ocean.]

H-h-how do I get to the elevator?

Tags:!curse: 39 - age swap, asuka langley sohryu, dirk strider, sufferer, the dolorosa

14th-Jan-2013 12:10 am - 11 ⊙ text/action

fulmination

Well, that was certainly a lovely way to wake up. I'm going to go out on a limb and assume I'm not the only one who discovered themselves experiencing a bit of déjà vu today. As much as I wish I could be a bit younger from time to time, this isn't what I had in mind.

This is absolutely ridiculous.

( Action for Ikashun 5-1 )

Tags:!curse: 39 - age swap, asuka langley sohryu, solf j. kimblee

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