[The video clicks on. A
small child in rather stereotypical nerd clothes of a plain white shirt and a black tie is standing in front of the camera. Expect he doesn't seem to have any pants on. The shirt is just covering something up.
Dude, like what is going on? What's with these ungroovey clothes I'm wearing? It's like something the Man would wear, ya know?
FIGHT THE POWER!
[At that rips off the shirt and tie. Thankfully the camera doesn't show anything below the stomach.]
Wanda? Cosmo? Like where are you guys? [A red chocobo appears on camera] WANDA!
[After a few moments of interaction Denzel comes to the conclusion this is not Wanda or Cosmo]
Bogus. [Distress but only for a minute as he straightens and looks determind to figure things out]