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| People of this disturbingly disturbing spinning ball of filth, listen!
I, who is ZIM, hereby declare this planet conquered by the Irken Empire! Prepare your pitiful lives to be destroyed! That is unless you can prove to be useful slaves to the Empire.
Now, obey or suffer the wrath of ZIM!! - Tags:hashiba hideyoshi (samurai warriors), italy (feliciano vargas), izanami, jaina solo, kazuma kuwabara, ky kiske, maka albarn, mami tomoe, minene uryuu, morte asherah, nack the weasel, ratchet, shelly greenhill, terra, travis touchdown, zim
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| ( ooc: backdated to after this conversation! )Shiiiiiing~! Just thought you should know, I'm going to go fight someone. If I come back and I'm totally worn out and in some pretty ridiculous shape, try not to freak out too much, alrighty? Love you lots! ♥ [ trollololol ... lol? Kohaku, you seem way too cheery about this. ] |
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| [ Kanji doesn't sound too happy when he starts speaking on the SFC. ]
You pieces of shit try somethin' like that "April Fools" joke again, I'm gonna kick your assess all the way to the moon an' beyond. Make you see the stars till you drop dead. Got that? Murder ain't funny. Death ain't funny. [ He mumbles other things; some of them curses, some of them inaudible all together, and then he clears his throat and adds something else. On a lighter note. ]
Yeah, so...lemme just get this outta the way before somethin' else happens in this place. Sewin' classes - I know, I know, it's been forever, but uhh, hear me out okay? - are gonna have two new teachers. Kanaya-san and Italy-san are gonna be helpin' out, especially if I, I dunno, fall asleep for another two months again. If you want in, just tell me right now. It's free, and uh...y-you'll learn a lot of c-cool shit. Promise.
[ He clears his throat again. The SFC switches from audio to video. What you see next is a cute plush toy that you wouldn't have expected to be made out of an oven mitt. It's detailed, and sewed with skill. What was it exactly? A bunny! Carrying a basket of colorful eggs! And was wearing something similar to what Alice in Wonderland wore in the story books! Kanji holds it by the side and oh, this plush toy was actually a puppet! SO MANRY, GUH CANNOT HANDRE IT-- ]
See? It's damn cute, am I right? [ He plays around with it, showing everyone his creation, and go ahead and laugh at a six-foot tall, burly teenager playing with a plushie puppet but whatever he doesn't care, nope. But after five minutes of this, he finally blushes, clams up, and shuts the video feed off, turning it back to audio. ]
Sewin' classes. Me, and Kanaya-san and Italy-san...y-yeah. You got all that, right? Right. [ Awkward. Andddd time to shut it off completely.~ ] - Tags:amaterasu, anise tatlin, bad girl, chie satonaka, kanji tatsumi, kazuma kuwabara, ky kiske, link (ocarina of time), madison rocca, maka albarn, mishina eikichi, yosuke hanamura, yukari takeba
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| [ hello, vatheon— are you enjoying your dark, underwater night with a murderer on the loose? no? yes? either way, at the strike of midnight, the entire power in the city cuts out.
complete darkness. until everyone in the city's sfc forcibly turns on... ]( LOOK AT YOUR FEED? ) - Tags:!npc - head nurse, aqua, chie satonaka, cielo, daimon masaru, dr. eggman, gale, guy cecil, karkat vantas, kazuma kuwabara, morte asherah, muraki kazutaka, ruca milda, signless, ventus, yosuke otoha, zelda (ocarina of time)
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| [ What's up, Vatheon? It's your resident doctor-who-totally-isn't-Alpha come a-calling. Last we saw of him, he was battling off a fever or so during the last curse. Today, however, the feed is coming from his shared apartment with Mao. ]
I would like to take this time to announce that despite these unsettling events, I am still carrying on with my practice. However, as the clinic staff seems to be where the murderer is taking his targets, I'll be taking patients in my apartment starting tomorrow. Our hours are the same. Cielo, please report here in the morning. I can be found at Vita Apartments, fourth floor, room two.
Secondly, Shinra and I are going to be performing the autopsy of Cosette's body within the day. I am aware there are those who may find this information of use in any investigation and I will be more than happy to release the results as soon as they've been finalized.
For those I haven't had the pleasure of introducing myself to, I am Doctor Kazutaka Muraki, one of the city's resident physicians.
I bid you good day then, Vatheon. |
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| [Serph looks serious when this video turns on, but his voice is even and calm as he addresses the residents of Vatheon.]...You've likely seen the body of a nurse in the plaza. The Defense Force will be putting in place more patrols. [Pretend there is a detailed map of Vatheon here instead of the approximated one the mods have drawn. On this map, there are blinking dots to represent homes people have volunteered for use as a safehouse in times of danger, accompanied by a text list:
MIDDLE DISTRICT [Near Plaza] The Crow's Nest Bar [East] Clinic
LOWER DISTRICT Coral Corral, House 2 Phanga Neighborhood, Hive 15 Phasma Apartments, Floor 1, Room 3 RED Base (stay out of the basement laboratory)
FOREST QUADRANT Embryon Base
ISLAND Village
There's one other unlisted safehouse. Serph has a record that House 4 of the Coral Corral can replace House 2 if the latter can no longer be used, since having two safehouses next to each other is kind of pointless.]These are the locations of safehouses for people to use. They have a magical barrier around them, courtesy of Zelda. [There's a small pause, before he continues.]It's clear we know very little regarding this murder. If we pool our knowledge and ideas here, we will come closer to finding the root of this. [ooc: Feel free to use this as an open forum of discussion etc. so THREADJACK AWAY. I'm unfortunately going to be slow because of university :|
Defense Force people, especially those who are willing to do some extra time patrolling, you can assume you've been instructed to do so.] |
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| [Communicator clicks on when Gohan, face down and groaning, grabs it and tosses it gently into a post. Except 'gently' for a half-Saiyan is pretty forceful for a communicator, so it snaps on without him realizing what it was.
He rolls his weight to his right side, using his remaining arm to force himself to his knees, unsteady. He looks around, this way and that, confusion plain to read, before he starts thinking out loud.]
I don't remember... I'm pretty sure Dad and the others said you were supposed to go straight to Judgment when you die. There shouldn't be so much... city around here, should there?
[He gets up, and catches sight of the coral. He frowns at it.]
They said there were clouds everywhere, not... Shouldn't that be underwater? [He glances up and winces.] That answers that. I don't recognize the species at all, but it's been a while since I really read up on it.
[Wait. He glances up again, but this time like he's looking for something specific. And frowns, deeply this time, eyebrows very accustomed to this wrinkling. He glances to his left, notices the arm still missing.]
That's even stranger. Tien said that his arm came back after he died, and I should at least have a halo... Where am I? |
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| I have a question.
How do you know if you have a soul?
And does it even matter? |
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| [Hate to tell you this, Vatheon, but your Japanese Great Unifier isn't looking so good. In fact, Hideyoshi looks all sorts of pale, queasy and glassy-eyed miserable, sitting cross-legged on his big fancy bed with the cover pulled over his head. And no thought bubble over him, either. The situation seems rather obvious.
It's been more than two weeks, and someone hasn't gotten around to touching the great coral yet.
He gives the SFC a vaguely resentful look, then sighs and shakes his head, matted hair getting all sorts of rumpled under the blanket.]
No free lunch. I knew it, I just knew it... |
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| [ It's because he hasn't seen his two friends around lately so he's wondering where the hell they went. Yusuke mostly, but of course he was unaware of Hajime's disappearance too. He hasn't seen the other for a while since their sort of reunion. Kuwabara props his hand on the table of his bedroom as he speaks. ]
Oi, Urameshi, I haven't seen ya at all. You ain't hidin' your energy form me are ya? Seriously Urameshi if you're you could at least leave a message, it's been weeks.
[ Not to sound too worried but he was clearly worried. ]
...Has anyone seem Tounomine-san? He's up and disappeared again, unless I missed somethin' been under the weather for a couple of weeks.......
[ He makes a face before he gives a look of gratitude before he hangs up. ] |
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