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| So you know how a whole bunch of you guys were acting all batshit and weird last week? Probably under a curse or something. Whatever, I don't give a shit.
[ He smirks and fans himself with what appears to be a stack of photos. ]
And you know how a bunch of you were wearing weirdass outfits and and tights even tighter then anything I'm comfortable wearing? Bet you all'd like to forget that shit ever happened. Well sucks to be you cause I spent the week collecting mother fucking photographic evidence. See?
[ He holds a handful of photos up, grinning like an idiot. ]
I'm willing to sell 'em too if you wanna destroy the evidence once and for all or if you want someone else's so you can mock them forever or whatever. Who's the super villain now, huh?
[ The feed going dead cuts off the last half of his accompanying cackle. ]
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| [As time goes on in Vatheon, Maka finds it much easier to ignore the silliness happening around her (well, unless it's Very Dire, in any case and absolutely needs her attention) so when the feed flips on she doesn't seem worried or irritable or even a little upset, just slightly sheepish.]
Ah...hello, everyone! I haven't been on the network in a while, I think, so...I'm going to try and get back into the habit?
[Though the problem, and she knows this is a problem, is she doesn't have very many interesting things to say or even anything particularly relevant to ask, so she plainly doesn't know what else to say next.]
Um, so, has anybody read any good books lately?
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| [Have some high pitched cackling and some flame flaring up on the screen of your SFCs, Vatheon. When the fire clears, it reveals a dim but dramatically lit room somewhere and who else but your resident Vampire Queen? She's sporting a diabolical grin on her face, revealing all of her very sharp teeth, and...]
[Huh. Okay. That sure is a dress she's wearing in shades of dim purple and bright red accents. It's probably a good question as to where she got it and the fake crown on her head. However, a far better question to ask might have to do with the lineup of men all tied and hung up with rope on the wall behind her.]
[Anyone who's been in Vatheon long enough will probably be able to recognize some of the host club's members- Peony and Angelo are obviously the ones who stand out the most as the heads, but there's also Rin, Fai, Duke, Ronald, and Ioder, too. They are CLEARLY all captive, seeing as they are tied up and there are pieces of cloth around their mouths.]
[After she's gotten her cackling down with- hey, as a villain, she has to have a memorable laugh. It's all about standards, you know- Marceline finally speaks to the SFC.] Hel lo, people of Vatheon. For a few months, I've been hiding my TRUE villainous nature from you as I've watched and studied your pitiful population. Now, I've chosen to strike and start my campaign to rule over the entire city! To begin with, I've kidnapped all of these pretty handsome dudes and will turn them into my vampire slaves! [Ironically, she gestures to Fai as she says this.] I'm a Vampire Queen, it's kind of what I do. Anyway, IF YOU WISH TO RESCUE THEM from a life of slavery and bloodsucking and stop my evil plan before I unleash them onto the city tonight to spread the plague of vampirism, then come face me if you dare! Oh, right, but I forgot. [She flicks her hand out to inspect her nails smugly.] Vatheon doesn't have any heroes. You're all a bunch of scared little mice cowering in your holes. If there's anyone who thinks they can challenge that... You have until- TONIGHT! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! [Another flare up of flames over the screen, and then the video stops. Will anyone in Vatheon step up and stop this Mistress of Horrible Evil before totally legit terrible things happen!?!?][Action]( Meanwhile, behind the scenes ) |
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| [ Something... funny was going on. Devit had been chatting idly with this person and that person so far this morning, and well, sstrange things were being said. At first he blamed some slips of the tongue, but then it kept happening. He was starting to get an idea of what was up. And if he was right... well, he was going to take advantage of it as much as he could. But first he had to test his idea out. He had to ask a question that most people probably wouldn't want to answer... but it couldn't be one so offensive that it'd have everyone after his head over. He liked it on his shoulders where it was. ]
Good morning! Ain't it nice that our little fishbowl here is all fixed up and shit? But that's not what I'm here to talk about. I got a real important question for you all, so listen up.
[ He takes a deep breath, as if about to ask the most important question that will ever be asked ever. ]
What kinda underwear you got on now?
- Tags:!curse: 43 - unable to lie, axel, bekku nanaki, bro strider, devit, izumo kusanagi, jade harley, jasdero, leo valdez, lloyd irving, maka albarn, marceline, minako aino / sailor venus, renge houshakuji, saber/arturia pendragon, shinjiro aragaki
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| [ as newcomers are now arriving on the island, that's where Jasdero ended up. Though as luck would have it, he ended up face down in the sand. The SFC falls out of his jacket (as he has absolutely no pockets on those pants (if one could call them pants) and flips on. He fiddles with the sfc, showing video of him upside down, sideways, then the sky and sea. ]Starfish thing! Dero is lost, heeee~! [ but being lost isn't the worst thing right now. He's without his twin, Devit. The two were inseparable until now. It's like he's missing part of himself. ]Where is Dero? Where is Devit? Dero is very lost, heeeeee~~ [ action: Jasdero is along the shoreline. He looks like this (on the left) ]
[[ooc: i need a journal tag, pls.]] |
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| ~Vatheon, Vatheon, guess what, guess what? I'm eighteen, an adult, huzzah, huzzah~!
[For once, Lloyd doesn't seem to mind that he's bursting into song. Hey, if there's any occasion where singing is appropriate, a birthday is definitely it! And this curse means he's actually good at it, even if he can't necessarily control the impulse to sing.] |
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| [ Devit is looking PARTICULARLY smug today as he flips on his SFC. ]
Greetings oh people of the fishbowl. I'm proud to tell you that that the plaza just got a whole lot more awesome.
[ He pans over a little to reveal... what appears to be a big ol marble statue of himself in the plaza, pointing dramatically into the distance. It was all courtesy of his 'Materialize' ability, which allowed him to make anything that he imagined really really hard into reality. Though normally he couldn't do it without his twin brother around... unfortunately he seems to have lost all memory of him when he realized he could use materialize. ]
Your welcome Vatheon.
[ Don't worry Vatheon, Materialize isn't permanent. The 'awesome' will fade away soon enough. ]
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Oh, it's a cat. An odd one at that, judging by the two small horns on its head.]
Ugh, I feel like I've been in a coma... [And it just talked too.
Oblivious to the SFC recording the odd cat walks back over to the bed he fell out of and reaches up with a paw to drag a pillow off and onto the floor.
So that he may crawl back on top of it and curl up for another nap. What a cat.] |
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| [ Waking up soaking wet in a place you had never been before was alarming. Waking up with your twin brother and other half no where to be seen was cause for a freak out. This stupid brochure he found offered him no clues. Well okay it did a bang up job explaining where he was... BUT IT'S DIDN'T TELL HIM WHERE JASDERO WAS. Why did it not answer every single question he had? Obviously the thing was a piece of junk and completely useless. It got crumbled up and tossed away. The towel, likewise, offered him no insights into where his missing brother was. He did however use it to wipe off the streaky black mess the water had made of his make up. And then carefully reapply the thick black rings he always made around his eyes. He was worried about 'Dero, but fuck, he was not letting anyone see him with runny make up. He was classy goddammit.
Finally he decided to give that stupid looking star thingamagiger a try out... once he figured out how to get the damn thing to WORK. ]
Is this thing even working? What the...
[ Vatheon you are treated to a close up of Devit's eye before he pulls the screen back. ]
Someone had better fucking tell me where my brother is right now. I wanna know what happened to him. He's not here he SHOULD be here. WHY ISN'T HE FUCKING HERE. One of you shitty exorcists is at fault. I know that. Fuck that fakey Lambabamba whatever the hell coral. I ain't buying that shit. Now where IS HE? I swear if I find out someone did something to him I will kill you so fast it'll be like one second you're here and the next second you'll be in the afterlife going 'Whoa what the hell just happened?!'
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