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[onebecametwo]

 So you know how a whole bunch of you guys were acting all batshit and weird last week? Probably under a curse or something. Whatever, I don't give a shit.

[ He smirks and fans himself with what appears to be a stack of photos. ]

And you know how a bunch of you were wearing weirdass outfits and and tights even tighter then anything I'm comfortable wearing?  Bet you all'd like to forget that shit ever happened.  Well sucks to be you cause I spent the week collecting mother fucking photographic evidence.  See?

[ He holds a handful of photos up, grinning like an idiot. ]

I'm willing to sell 'em too if you wanna destroy the evidence once and for all or if you want someone else's so you can mock them forever or whatever.  Who's the super villain now, huh?

[ The feed going dead cuts off the last half of his accompanying cackle. ]

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[jagermeister]

You got any of a chick who was going by 'Mistress Vine'?

_{[SORRY CELES...]}

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[onebecametwo]

I might just have a shot or three. But like I said these ain't free.

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[jagermeister]

Whadd'ya want for 'em?

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[findsrisks]

You have until the count of ten to destroy any pictures with me in them, or else I will come over and destroy all the pictures for you.

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[onebecametwo]

...You wouldn't.

[ Crap... she probably would, wouldn't she? ]

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[findsrisks]

Want to try me?

[She knows where you live, Devit. Tread lightly.]

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[dontyoujustwish]

Did you get any of me?

Or that blue-haired man with the jawbone on his face?

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[onebecametwo]

Maybe and maybe, but that's not really the way you ask for the return of embarrassing pictures, you know?

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[dontyoujustwish]

Oh, I don't find them embarrassing. I look good even in entrails.

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[not_a_bunny]

[Flash paper....but not of him! Even... though the event thing was pretty cool from his view.]

S-so you have Fla- erm, photographs o-o-of everyone?!

[He sound sa little excited....forgive him Devit.]

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[onebecametwo]

[ Fuck this dude sounded a little TOO excited bout this amazing offer. ]

Well maybe not everyone, but a whole hell of a lot of people, yeah.

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[ukidokiotaku]

Go for it. I really have nothing to be ashamed about.

[After all she thought her outfits were fine. She made them herself and everything during that curse.]

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[onebecametwo]

Not even a panty shot?

[ Does he have one or doesn't he? He may just be screwing around here. ]

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[ukidokiotaku]

I didn't wear anything short enough to have one. Except of course my lovely high school outfit cosplay. [She still seems rather happy about that one. She misses it now.]

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[ofthedragonfire]

It's not that I'm embarrassed or anything. [She was kind of wearing normal clothes the whole time, but...] But do you have any photos of me? I'm just curious.

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[onebecametwo]

I got photos of everyone, Red. Even though you weren't in anything interesting, I got one where the light was just so perfect you can kinda see your bra through your top.

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[ofthedragonfire]

[Well at least it's not interesting enough, but the bra comment however gives her the annoyed look.]

I really hope you're not telling the truth.

[crabbygenius]

... You realize that they might want the negatives along with the developed photographs. Or at least, that would be the smart thing to ask for.

[onebecametwo]

Negatives?

[ He snorts. ]

Lady Pink I got myself a fucking awesome digital camera. I'll delete 'em off the memory card cause I'm so damn nice.

[fundemetal]

[Leo's costume was pretty damn awesome, so he's not fussed about anyone having pics of him in it. While a lot of the memories the curse dredged up for him sucked, and some of the memories from that week did as well, there were some good ones thrown in there, too. Like Dirk without his sunglasses.]

If you've got any of me and my sidekick being badasses, I'd like some copies.

[onebecametwo]

You do realize it's not entertaining for me if you're actually excited about this, right?

[ He seriously just needs a better reason. He doesn't wanna make people too happy here. ]

[fundemetal]

Why do I care about it being entertaining for you? I just want the pics, dude.

[bondummy]

Embarrassing photos, heee~~~ [ totally laughing here. ]

[onebecametwo]

You got that right, Dero! Those bastards never even saw me!

[bondummy]

Stupid idiots, heee! Blackmail!