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[onebecametwo]

 [ Waking up soaking wet in a place you had never been before was alarming.  Waking up with your twin brother and other half no where to be seen was cause for a freak out.  This stupid brochure he found offered him no clues.  Well okay it did a bang up job explaining where he was... BUT IT'S DIDN'T TELL HIM WHERE JASDERO WAS. Why did it not answer every single question he had? Obviously the thing was a piece of junk and completely useless.  It got crumbled up and tossed away.  The towel, likewise, offered him no insights into where his missing brother was.  He did however use it to wipe off the streaky black mess the water had made of his make up.  And then carefully reapply the thick black rings he always made around his eyes. He was worried about 'Dero, but fuck, he was not letting anyone see him with runny make up.  He was classy goddammit.

Finally he decided to give that stupid looking star thingamagiger a try out... once he figured out how to get the damn thing to WORK. ]

Is this thing even working? What the...

[ Vatheon you are treated to a close up of Devit's eye before he pulls the screen back. ]

Someone had better fucking tell me where my brother is right now.  I wanna know what happened to him.  He's not here he SHOULD be here. WHY ISN'T HE FUCKING HERE.  One of you shitty exorcists is at fault.  I know that.  Fuck that fakey Lambabamba whatever the hell coral.  I ain't buying that shit.  Now where IS HE?  I swear if I find out someone did something to him I will kill you so fast it'll be like one second you're here and the next second you'll be in the afterlife going 'Whoa what the hell just happened?!'

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[heartandsoul]

[...Well that's somewhat of an overreaction.]

It's more than likely he's not here at the moment, the coral doesn't often pull in two related people at the same time. Which--by the way--is not fake, what you've read in the pamphlet is completely true.

[Ugh, so much posturing too, what a typical boy.]

He might show up later, though...you don't have to throw a fit about it.

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[onebecametwo]

You think I'm throwing a fit? I'm not throwing a fit. You don't want to see me throw a goddamn fit, Pigtails.

[ Ugh this girl. It's almost like she's just asking for him to really overreact. Which he so hasn't yet. Except he has. And still is. And shows no signs of calming down anytime in the immediate future. ]

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[heartandsoul]

Generally when someone starts throwing around threats about killing another person, I would call that an overreaction.

You're pretty pissed off for someone that's not throwing a fit.

[UGH, BOYS.]

Look, I'm sorry, but your brother probably isn't here. He's not in danger or anything, if you read that pamphlet carefully [which he probably didn't] you would have seen something about time being stopped back at home when you're brought here. But as for you being here, you're stuck for now, so you may as well settle in.

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[onebecametwo]

Well I'm not stopped in time! What about me? What if I'm in danger? Huh, Pigtails? I thought girls were supposed to be more sensitive. Unless you're not a girl.

[ ...careful Devit. ]

For all I know you could be just some guy who likes girly hairstyles!

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[heartandsoul]

They also say that girls aren't as effective with beating up mouthy assholes as boys are, if you keep up this tangent I'll show you just how wrong that stereotype is too.

[Seriously if he wanted sensitivity he can ask her boyfriend about it, he's much better at that.]

Otherwise, no, you're not in any danger. Chill out.

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[rebull]

Vatheon's never been known to take people in pairs. Unless it has, because uh, I wouldn't know. If it did that things might be a little more convenient, hey? Convenience good for you? Is it convenient for you?

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[onebecametwo]

Why are you repeating yourself so much? You think I'm some kinda idiot? Huh?!

[ He thinks you probably don't realize how upset he is here. So he pulls the screen closer once again. Pretty much all you'll be able to see are crazy angry eyes. ]

And I'm not even talking about pairs! Me and Dero are two halves of one whole. So it's really fucked up if it's only brought a half here.

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[rebull]

Heh heh, uhh, yes, no. No I don't think you're an idiot, I uh, don't even know who you are. Should i think you're an idiot?

Well Vatheon doesn't exactly care about that. It wanted you, so it took you. He might show up though, people just kinda, show up after all. Being angry like that isn't really gonna get you anywhere, but if it makes you feel better, have at it.

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[onebecametwo]

...You said 'yes' first! What the hell? Why would you do that?! Of course I'm gonna be angry because you just called me an idiot!

You might be some fucking mysterious voice but you ain't got any right to just try and instigate someone who is already upset. What is wrong with you?

[ He is so super rational right now. ]

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[zipperlips]

[Kurloz looks completely unconcerned at the threats- instead, he just shrugs exaggeratedly. He definitely doesn't know who this guy's talking about.

He's eying that makeup, though. It's pretty interesting, but not as cool as his own, in his opinion.]

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[onebecametwo]

[ Wow. This guy has some pretty awesome looking face paint. Some sorta skully looking thing... and that bone shirt is pretty sweet.

But that mouth.

THAT MOUTH.

Devit only knows one person who sews their mouth up like that. ]

Did you copy that stitched up mouth thing from my brother? Dero's the only one who does that. Where is he, Skull? You know. I know you know. Fess the fuck up!

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[zipperlips]

[Kurloz just shakes his head, and shrugs again. Interesting as it is that he's possibly not the only one who's sewed their mouth shut, how's he supposed to know where some human left their brother?]

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[onebecametwo]

...The hell? Did you stitch yourself up too tight?

[ What is with all this shrugging? ]

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[paladaddy]

[He wasn't going to respond to the rage, but he got pinged by 'shitty exorcists.']

Yelling won't endear you to anyone. If you don't see your brother's name on the network list, then he probably wasn't brought here.

[He's wondering if Devit is a troll. He's got the grey skin, but Shiro doesn't see any horns on him, and he looks much more human than trollish.]

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[onebecametwo]

[ SPEAKING OF SHITTY EXORCISTS. You are looking awfully suspicious. what with them crossy things a dangling from your specs there. ]

I have no clue what you're talking about. Is that something to do with this stupid star thing? I barely figured out how to turn the damn thing on.

[ Because despite all appearances he is teeeeeechnically from the Victorian era and has never encountered something like this. Blame the rest on Noah weirdness. ]

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[paladaddy]

[Well he IS an exorcist. Just not the kind Devit is used to.]

I thought you kids were supposed to be good at technology.

What's his name, I'll look for you.

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[onebecametwo]

[ An exorcist is an exorcist and still annoying and meddlesome. ]

Whatever. His name is Jasdero. Find him quick old man! I'll time you.

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[keepsthefire]

[Oh look, another shitty exorcist. And this one isn't nearly as calm as his father up there. Or his girlfriend.

Apparently you're just going to get the entire Villa in here with that screaming, Devit.]

OI! Don't go blamin' shit on people like that! No one did anythin' to your brother, dumbass, so just calm the hell down!

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[onebecametwo]

[ Damn you assholes are sure coming outta the woodwork here. ]

Who are you calling dumbass, huh?! And how do you know no one did anything to my brother? Are you fucking omniscient? Can you read minds? He might be dead in a ditch right now, asshole!

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[keepsthefire]

[Yeah they like to do that.]

There are no ditches in Vatheon, idiot.

[MISSING THE POINT, RIN.]

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[onebecametwo]

Are you purposely trying to piss me off or are you genuinely this moronic?!

[ THEY ARE SUCH GREAT FRIENDS ALREADY OH MY GOSH! ]

[has_too_many_moles]

{Well look it here, Another shitty exorcists!}

Judging by your rather creative language use, I take it that you did not bother to actually read the pamphlets handed out? Exorcists have nothing to do with the lack of your brother. If you are to blame anyone or anything it would of been the coral.

[onebecametwo]

[ Fuck it's like an infestation. Where are you guys all coming from? ]

Hah! I already got that figured out, Spot. As soon as Pigtails unwaterlogs my gun I'm shooting that fucker.

[has_too_many_moles]

My name is not Spot- It is Yukio Okumura and I am one of those "shitty" exorcists that you were blaming for your situation. You can shoot at Lamufao as much as you want but the only thing you would get is the anger of the locals of the city and quite possibly a injury or two.

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[onebecametwo]

Yeah like hell am I gonna remember the name Yukio Okuwhatever. Spot it is. I mean, you've got a bunch. I kind of.. really wanna take a pen and just connect 'em...

[ He is far too fixated on your spots there Yukio. He shakes his head, clearing that train of thought away... but not before promissing himself that one day... in the dead of the night... he was gonna find out where this guy lived... and while he lay sleeping... HE WILL CONNECT THEM. AHAHAHAHA! ]

And no, actually, I discovered the shitty exorcists I was referring to are entirely different from the shitty exorcists that seem to be here. I can tell. You got crappy plastic buttons. Mine got silver.