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[ Waking up soaking wet in a place you had never been before was alarming. Waking up with your twin brother and other half no where to be seen was cause for a freak out. This stupid brochure he found offered him no clues. Well okay it did a bang up job explaining where he was... BUT IT'S DIDN'T TELL HIM WHERE JASDERO WAS. Why did it not answer every single question he had? Obviously the thing was a piece of junk and completely useless. It got crumbled up and tossed away. The towel, likewise, offered him no insights into where his missing brother was. He did however use it to wipe off the streaky black mess the water had made of his make up. And then carefully reapply the thick black rings he always made around his eyes. He was worried about 'Dero, but fuck, he was not letting anyone see him with runny make up. He was classy goddammit.

Finally he decided to give that stupid looking star thingamagiger a try out... once he figured out how to get the damn thing to WORK. ]

Is this thing even working? What the...

[ Vatheon you are treated to a close up of Devit's eye before he pulls the screen back. ]

Someone had better fucking tell me where my brother is right now. I wanna know what happened to him. He's not here he SHOULD be here. WHY ISN'T HE FUCKING HERE. One of you shitty exorcists is at fault. I know that. Fuck that fakey Lambabamba whatever the hell coral. I ain't buying that shit. Now where IS HE? I swear if I find out someone did something to him I will kill you so fast it'll be like one second you're here and the next second you'll be in the afterlife going 'Whoa what the hell just happened?!'

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Seriously?! Son of a bitch, this day just keeps on getting better.

[ He'd read a book about them.. but lol reading books. ]

I'm sure you could find someone that could fix it or...get a new one, I guess.

Eh... there a gunsmith or something around here? Gold revolvers don't exactly grow on trees.

Gold? How does that even--?

[WHAT THE SHIT, YO, GOLD'S TOO SOFT FOR THAT.]

...Can you tell me how your gun even works in the first place? What does it shoot?

Well you see me and my brother got this ability called 'Materialize', and when we imagine the some thing at the same time it becomes real! So we think up bunches of cool bullets like giant fireballs and ice bombs. And then they blast outta the gun.

[ It is the coolest thing eveeeer. ]

...Hmmm...

[Thinking, thinking.]

My friend wields guns, too. Except for him it shoots out energy from his soul wavelength. Maybe we could help each other out? His partners aren't here, so he hasn't been able to use weapons, but with some ingenuity I could probably use your gun to alchemize a new one for you and save the code to make new guns for him.

...What?

[ You lost him. Completely and totally. ]

Okay, um...let me see if I can explain this...there's a machine in Vatheon's Nostalgia Nook called an alchemiter, it can duplicate or create new objects via alchemy. What I'm thinking is, we can use it to take out the aspects of the gun you have now to create a replica. And since my friend uses guns that work through a special ability of his too, maybe new twin pistols can be made out of the properties of your gun.

[She tried to talk reeeeal slowly.]

[ there is a very... veeeeeeery long pause here. ]

So... you want to take my gun... and make more of it?

Y...yes?

[Who can resist the adorable face of someone that doesn't know what the hell they're doing??]

If that's okay with you, I mean, we just met. You're not obligated to entrust something like that to me.

You think you'll be able to fix the waterlogging thing?

[ Fuck, even he feels like he's slowly succumbing to the cute. ]

I'd do my best to fix it, I'm sure one of my housemates has a gun maintenance kit around that I could use during the process.

[To avoid making a punchcard for a Shitty Waterlogged Gun anyway.]

Well, I can't do much with it right now anyways. But if you can get it working I guess you can borrow it.

[ HEY. Even waterlogged this badboy ain't shitty. ]

[Right did he think the cuteness couldn't ramp up anymore?

That's a lie, now it's ramped up 25% more.]

Thank you! I'll have it back to you as soon as I can manage.

[Unless something like a curse interferes, BUT THAT WOULD BE SILLY.]

[ Holy shit Maka has weaponized cute. This girl seems like a force to be reckoned with... ]

You wanna meet up somewhere then? I can't exactly teleport my baby over to you.

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