004 ✘ Video

[onebecametwo]

[ Something... funny was going on.  Devit had been chatting idly with this person and that person so far this morning, and well, sstrange things were being said.  At first he blamed some slips of the tongue, but then it kept happening.  He was starting to get an idea of what was up.  And if he was right... well, he was going to take advantage of it as much as he could.  But first he had to test his idea out.  He had to ask a question that most people probably wouldn't want to answer... but it couldn't be one so offensive that it'd have everyone after his head over.  He liked it on his shoulders where it was. ]

Good morning! Ain't it nice that our little fishbowl here is all fixed up and shit? But that's not what I'm here to talk about.  I got a real important question for you all, so listen up.

[ He takes a deep breath, as if about to ask the most important question that will ever be asked ever. ]

What kinda underwear you got on now?

Comments

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[stridercentric]

[Oh Devit. Poor, ignorant Devit. This is exactly the sort of question that Bro would've answered with honesty anyway. The reason he even wears his very particular kind of underwear is for the off chance that if someone ever finds out what it is, he'll have them pause in confusion.]

White boxers with red heart print. True facts. And you?

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[onebecametwo]

...That's annoyingly cliche.

[ Seriously Bro. Seriously? Here Devit was hoping for something more interesting. ]

I go commando, thanks.

[ Not an ounce of shame saying that either. ]

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[keepsthefire]

[Here Devit, have a groggy half demon.]

Th' fuck kinda question is that?

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[keepsthefire]

I ain't wearin' any, I just woke up.

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[redcladidealist]

[Lloyd might look just a little bit flustered when he responds. What kind of question is that?]

I'm wearing boxers-

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[redcladidealist]

[Wait, what did he just say?!]

Why do you you need to know that?!

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[redpeacoat]

[Someone has been caught off-guard by this strange phenomena. Curse indeed....]

Important question my ass. Boxers with Scottish terriers on them. What does it matter to you?

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[onebecametwo]

[ Hey at least this is a fun curse if you know how to abuse it properly. ]

Scottish terriers? Seriously? That's like the definition of grandpa boxers right there.

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[sylphauxiliatrix]

Boyshort cut panties; predominantly black with jade green pinstripes, edged with jade lace.

...

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[sylphauxiliatrix]

Oh.

[No further words, just this face.]

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[pendragon]

Bloomers. [ Well, that was brief. Saber pauses to wonder why she even responded to that in the first place. It was really none of this man's concern..

There's absolutely no uncertainty in her face at the admittance, though. Facts were facts. ]

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[onebecametwo]

[ Devit just rubs his chin and looks all thoughtful-like. ]

Bloomers huh? I could get behind that.

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[soldierofloveandbeauty]

I'm wearing white panties with little hearts on them. They are kind of cute.

[Apparently people need to know this.]

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[soldierofloveandbeauty]

[Wait a minute. Cue Minako freaking out and covering her mouth. She was not meant to say that.]

Why did I just say that?!

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[findsrisks]

Well today they're- waaaaaait a second, why do you want to know?

[Her suspicion of Devit wins out over the compelling force to give a truthful answer.]

[video]

[onebecametwo]

[ ...Dammit! He did not take the repellent force of tsun into account here. ]

It's for SCIENCE!

[mysterious_groper]

... I don't know, honestly.

[onebecametwo]

...You know it probably takes like two seconds to check, right?

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[ukidokiotaku]

[Renge doesn't look amused at all.]

I don't quite understand why you would want to know. It's rather rude to ask a lady something like that.

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[onebecametwo]

[ Look as unamused as you want hun. ]

Weeeell... it's a good thing you're no lady, huh?

[flared]

Why do you ask?

[onebecametwo]

'Cause I'm testing a theory out.

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[spacecase]

Lime green with white pawprints.



[Wait.]

--What the fuck. Oh my god, I did not just say that!

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[onebecametwo]

[ ...nice. ]

So is it the kind that's just a print throughout all the fabric, or it the kind where it's one pawprint on each butt cheek?

[ It's important information! ]

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[timebender]

None right now. They are all soaking in the wash.

[ She ain't even bothered. ]

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[onebecametwo]

Awesome.

[ Fuck he just. Have a thumbs up you crazy troll girl. ]

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[dontyoujustwish]

Red and lacy, but you'll probably never see it unless you decide to get a pair of your own.

I'm surprised so many people are answering your perverted little survey.

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[onebecametwo]

Sounds hot.

[ Don't underestimate Devit there. He once went on a suicidal panty raid mission to steal the Head Nurse's unmentionables. ]

And why did you answer then if you think it's so perverted?

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[fundemetal]

Dude, that's a weird question to ask people. But for the record, I'm wearing Iron Man briefs.

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[onebecametwo]

That sounds so damn uncomfortable... but I guess it makes you pretty much immune to crotch shots, huh?

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[jagermeister]

That's your definition of 'important'? You've either got a pair of balls hidden somewhere or you're just fuckin' stu--

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[jagermeister]

--I don't wear any.

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[vectorsnow]

Purple lace-

[And just clamping a hand over her mouth.

Why would she even answer that? Why would he ask that???

And then it hit her.]

This is the work of a curse.

[Good job, Captain Obvious. Narrowing her eyes at the guy on the feed.] I believe I will be excusing myself now.

not here but by god he will be storing this information for later c:

[jagermeister]

_{[Daaaaaaaaaaaaaayum, girl.]}

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[chainsmoke_king]

[ It didn't take Izumo long to figure this curse out either. The fact that Mikoto was actually speaking in more than just once sentence at a time was clue enough that something was up. So he can plainly see what you're up to, Devit. It makes him chuckle a bit - which was greatly needed, thank you. ]

Boxer briefs. Takin' a survey?

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[onebecametwo]

Something like that. Just testing my theory out.

[devwocean]

Wwhy?

[onebecametwo]

It's for science.

hiatus what hiatus

[destinyembrace]

Why would you ask something like that?

underwear questions transcend hiatuses

[onebecametwo]

Because I ask the important fucking questions. That's why.

[proudsister]

Pale yellow bikini cut with lace around the edges--

[ --! ]

Not that you needed to know!

[ Christ. ]

[onebecametwo]

Damn. Here I thought you were the red thong kinda girl.

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[ex_knowledge575]

How is knowing that I'm wearing plain black panties such an important question?

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[ex_knowledge575]

...

[ This is her first curse okay. She wasn't expecting to blurt that out. ]

[redboots]

What, like, today? Red and purple stripes with a little red bat bow thing on the front.

[Marceline doesn't really care. She can always get sweet payback later.]

[onebecametwo]

Those sound fucking adorable. Ever feel like modeling them?

[ A guy can try. ]

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[bondummy]

Dero does not wear underwear, heeee~~~

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[onebecametwo]

Only way to go, right bro?

[feralfanatic]

[Disciple happened to stumble across the message on the network, and felt the urge to respond; Curses are weird like that.]

I am not currently wearing any underclothing. Of what concern is it to you?

[She briefly wonders why she answered, but talk of such things did not really bother her. Her sense of modesty was a little lacking these days.]

[aim_exorable]

Disciple!

[Whine, concerned moirail, whine.]