004 ✘ Video

[onebecametwo]

[ Something... funny was going on.  Devit had been chatting idly with this person and that person so far this morning, and well, sstrange things were being said.  At first he blamed some slips of the tongue, but then it kept happening.  He was starting to get an idea of what was up.  And if he was right... well, he was going to take advantage of it as much as he could.  But first he had to test his idea out.  He had to ask a question that most people probably wouldn't want to answer... but it couldn't be one so offensive that it'd have everyone after his head over.  He liked it on his shoulders where it was. ]

Good morning! Ain't it nice that our little fishbowl here is all fixed up and shit? But that's not what I'm here to talk about.  I got a real important question for you all, so listen up.

[ He takes a deep breath, as if about to ask the most important question that will ever be asked ever. ]

What kinda underwear you got on now?

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[stridercentric]

[Oh Devit. Poor, ignorant Devit. This is exactly the sort of question that Bro would've answered with honesty anyway. The reason he even wears his very particular kind of underwear is for the off chance that if someone ever finds out what it is, he'll have them pause in confusion.]

White boxers with red heart print. True facts. And you?

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[keepsthefire]

[Here Devit, have a groggy half demon.]

Th' fuck kinda question is that?

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[keepsthefire]

I ain't wearin' any, I just woke up.

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[keepsthefire]

... well this is awkward as fuck.

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[redcladidealist]

[Lloyd might look just a little bit flustered when he responds. What kind of question is that?]

I'm wearing boxers-

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[redcladidealist]

[Wait, what did he just say?!]

Why do you you need to know that?!

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[onebecametwo]

...That's annoyingly cliche.

[ Seriously Bro. Seriously? Here Devit was hoping for something more interesting. ]

I go commando, thanks.

[ Not an ounce of shame saying that either. ]

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[onebecametwo]

Rin, brush your damn hair and have a cup of coffee or something.

[ You are embarrassing yourself. ]

So you go free balling all the time?

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[onebecametwo]

[ ...That is not nearly detailed enough for him to be getting so flustered. Let's just ignore that question. ]

Yeah but what kinda boxers?

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[keepsthefire]

... my hair always looks like this.

[Actually no it's worse in the morning]

No just when I sleep. Gets warm sharin' a bed with some one else.

[Doesn't help that he clings to her like a damn koala]

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[stridercentric]

I know it's cliche. Monday is cliche day. Thing with underpants is that you change 'm every day. You should see what I wear on freaky fridays.

[He shrugs in a rather nonchalant manner.]

But hey, commando, huh? Classy.

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[redpeacoat]

[Someone has been caught off-guard by this strange phenomena. Curse indeed....]

Important question my ass. Boxers with Scottish terriers on them. What does it matter to you?

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[sylphauxiliatrix]

Boyshort cut panties; predominantly black with jade green pinstripes, edged with jade lace.

...

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[sylphauxiliatrix]

Oh.

[No further words, just this face.]

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[onebecametwo]

Rin your hair is always a mess but you usually don't look like someone's just rubbed it with a balloon.

[ Because seriously, he was not aware hair could actually stick up quite that badly. Unless maybe you're going Super Saiyan or something. ]

Oh yeah, that reminds me. Been meaning to ask ya, cause sometimes you're pretty dumb, but you an Pigtails are using protection, right? Cause fuck the last thing this place needs is some little brat crying and fucking shitting all over the place.

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[onebecametwo]

[ Hey at least this is a fun curse if you know how to abuse it properly. ]

Scottish terriers? Seriously? That's like the definition of grandpa boxers right there.

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[onebecametwo]

[ He whistles. ]

Damn. You are one classy lady.

[ Finally. Someone with an interesting response. ]

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[symmetrophile]

Excuse you, that's none of your business.

[Oops suddenly the boyfriend.]

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[sylphauxiliatrix]

And you're disgusting.

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[pendragon]

Bloomers. [ Well, that was brief. Saber pauses to wonder why she even responded to that in the first place. It was really none of this man's concern..

There's absolutely no uncertainty in her face at the admittance, though. Facts were facts. ]

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[onebecametwo]

I'm always classy.

[ It's not a lie if you believe it yourself. ]

So what's the deal with freak Fridays?

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[onebecametwo]

Go away Zebraboy, I'm expressing some fucking concern for a friend here.

[ He does a little 'shoo-shoo' motion with his hand. ]

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[onebecametwo]

What?! It's a compliment.

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[soldierofloveandbeauty]

I'm wearing white panties with little hearts on them. They are kind of cute.

[Apparently people need to know this.]

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[soldierofloveandbeauty]

[Wait a minute. Cue Minako freaking out and covering her mouth. She was not meant to say that.]

Why did I just say that?!