004 ✘ Video

[onebecametwo]

[ Something... funny was going on.  Devit had been chatting idly with this person and that person so far this morning, and well, sstrange things were being said.  At first he blamed some slips of the tongue, but then it kept happening.  He was starting to get an idea of what was up.  And if he was right... well, he was going to take advantage of it as much as he could.  But first he had to test his idea out.  He had to ask a question that most people probably wouldn't want to answer... but it couldn't be one so offensive that it'd have everyone after his head over.  He liked it on his shoulders where it was. ]

Good morning! Ain't it nice that our little fishbowl here is all fixed up and shit? But that's not what I'm here to talk about.  I got a real important question for you all, so listen up.

[ He takes a deep breath, as if about to ask the most important question that will ever be asked ever. ]

What kinda underwear you got on now?

Comments

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[feralfanatic]

It may be, yes. I find myself not particularly caring. I do not really see why it is a such big deal. They are just undergarments.

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[aim_exorable]

[Just. A sad whinny. A sad and confused whinny. His brain is broke.]

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[feralfanatic]

If it is any consolation, I make a point of wearing them when I go to see you. Mostly.

[Truth curse!]

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[aim_exorable]

...Thank you for that. It does make me feel better. Somewhat.

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[feralfanatic]

Well good. I am glad you are happy with the state of my undergarments.

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[aim_exorable]

I wouldn't say it's happy, but.. It's just strange. Now I won't be able to stop thinking about it.

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[feralfanatic]

I... see.

How about I just tell you I will always wear undergarments around you?

[No, wait, curse. STAHP!]

...even if it would be a lie.

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[aim_exorable]

[Just this face forever]

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[feralfanatic]

I should really go... not put some clothes on, while telling you I am to try to help you not think about what I am wearing.

[Curse, please, think of his peace of mind.]

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[aim_exorable]

...I think we need to have a conversation about all of this at some later date because I am feeling very uncomfortable with how this all is turning out.

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[feralfanatic]

[She simply nods into the camera. No speaking, words are the enemy.]