[voice] - All your base are belong to ZIM!

[zim]

People of this disturbingly disturbing spinning ball of filth, listen!

I, who is ZIM, hereby declare this planet conquered by the Irken Empire! Prepare your pitiful lives to be destroyed! That is unless you can prove to be useful slaves to the Empire.

Now, obey or suffer the wrath of ZIM!!

Comments

[video]

[bountyofthesun]

[... okay. Why not, you know?]

Yes, m'lord! Whatever you say!

[voice]

[zim]

[Whoever said conquering planets is hard apparently never just tried it this way.]

Good. Very good, my ugly little follower!

video

[takesyoubytheheart]

...

Nah.

[voice]

[zim]

Yes!!

video

[ainohenshin]

Yeah right man.

video

[zim]

Indeed! You have to admire ZIM's incredibility!

[voice]

[nouseincryin]

Conquered, huh?

Please, tell us more.

[voice]

[zim]

But I already did! Clean your auditory flesh tubes!

[kid_in_disguise]

How about... no?

[voice]

[zim]

You are merely in denial. Just accept your horrible DOOM!

Voice

[closedcircuit]

...

...

That's not acceptable, no.

Voice

[zim]

But of course it is!

[video]

[destroytheworld]

_{[there's a laugh.]}

Was it me or did you say something?

[voice]

[zim]

Of course Zim said something. Right before you made that horrible pig-sound!

video;

[0_0]

Um... no thanks!

[She doesn't do that sort of thing! 8D]

Voice

[zim]

You don't have to thank Zim!

[ninthserenade]

Tell you what, buddy. If you can hold your breath underwater longer than I can, then I'll think 'bout lettin' you rule me.

_{[A grin.]}

Voice

[zim]

Water, you say...? Sure. Why no--

WAIT! This decision is no up to you!

[Voice]

[heartandsoul]

No, Zim, go to bed.

[Voice]

[zim]

Huh? What am I supposed to do there, Earth-child?

[jokerofcrime]

[....Stare.]

Hah! If it was that easy, I'd be ruler of the universe by now.

[voice]

[zim]

Then why aren't you?

Oh, right. Because we rule over the universe already. Silly question.

video;

[awakenthegenius]

Well, what are your world ruling policies?

Voice

[zim]

Oh, that is simple: Everyone shall obey ZIM!

video;

[ex_sticks911]

Really now? [ Compared to the Vong? Zim is the Tooth Fairy. ]

And what does your wrath entail?

[ She doesn't sense any threat here. However her entertainment senses are ringing off the hook. ]

Voice

[zim]

Something horrible, of course!

[And there goes some evilish-happy cackling. Right, Zim. That's how you intimidate them.]

reaction 1/2

[quakega]

[You're... kidding, right?]

reaction -> video; 2/2

[quakega]

[BRB, trying not to laugh and failing. And turning the video on.] I, ah... don't think that's going to convince anyone.

[Yes, stifling a laugh. This is too funny.]

voice;

[handshakegreeting]

[...There is a dry, vaguely amused chuckle coming from the SFC- a hint of danger in the androgynous voice.]

Conquered, hm? And what would one would know of the destruction of personal lives?

voice

[zim]

[Sadly, Zim is entirely oblivious to hints and subtle meanings. He usually only hears what he wants to hear.]

Conquered, yes! Zim did that! And destruction? Destruction is nice!

[Happy cackling goes here.]

[voice]

[last_lombax]

...Riiiiiight. Okay, where and when do I gotta kick your butt?

[voice]

[zim]

Silly. No one kicks Zim!

[video]

[unkindness]

[The Borg is not impressed. Have a blank stare. Use your words, Seven, come on.]

[voice]

[zim]

[He remains voice-only, sorry.]

You need something from your new ruler?

video;

[runbysmiles]

[ Sora had been stumbling his way across the SFC when he came across this post. Was this guy out of his mind? ]

What makes you think we'd listen to you?

voice

[zim]

Well, I am ZIM, of course!

[Best reason ever.]

[double_edged]

[Ohhh, this is sounding a little too familiar for his tastes. Tachyon, did you get even uglier?]

For one, it's more of a floating city rather than a 'ball of filth'.

Second.

I am nobody's 'slave'. If you feel the need to prove yourself, by all means. I'll be right here waiting.

[With that, the Praetorian Omniwrench sparks to life, illuminating the dark room the Lombaxian General is seated in.]

voice;

[zim]

Ah, the city is of little interest to me. Irkens only conquer entire planets.

[Hence who didn't listen long enough to get that challenge.]

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

...

Note to self. Devise formulas whose effects can be sent over these communication fish thingies.

[zim]

U-huh. No thanks. Zim has no need for alien formulas.

voice;

[ex_diplomacy861]

. . . Oh, really. Has your army already been assembled?

voice;

[zim]

Zim needs no army for one pathetic little planet.

voice;

[bombtossing]

Oh really now?

What kind of wrath will Zim unleash if I don't obey?

voice;

[zim]

A horrible one!

[goldenflint]

....... [what]

Pardon me?

voice

[zim]

Zim excuses nothing!

Vid // LATE FOREVER sob.

[brbstealingpknm]

Uh huh. Like that will get you answers, moron.

[voice]

[zim]

Zim did not ask any questions, human.

video

[savemegermany]

Oh, hello again, Mr. Bug~!

voice

[zim]

I am no bug, human!