video; the worst kind of joint post

[terribubbly]

[ At first, the video consists of inoffensive ocean blue carpet and bright fuschia shoes. The giggling, glubbing nonsense sounds that follow gives Feferi away well before she speaks.

And that interlude lasts about one agonizingly giddy minute. And then, in a stage whisper: ]

Hello! Glub glub glub, I've done the most fantastic thing today. I'm just so excited!

[ She brings her SFC up at arms' length to point at her grinning fangy face, and then turns it around to point at a dressing room door next to a rack of wildly colorful clothing. ]

Wait for it, just hang on to your fins here...!

[The door opens and Sollux inches out, his shoulders hunched and his head down. He looks around furtively, not yet seeing that Feferi is holding her SFC, because he's looking all around for anyone else that might be there to see this.

He's wearing a tasteful number. At least, it's tasteful in the mind of Feferi, and likely not anyone else in the known universe.]

FF, this is fun and all, but to be honest I don't think this is my style-- Hey, what are you doing?

[As horrified realization hits, he lunges forward and makes a grab for her SFC.]

Comments

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[dancinglydescend]

[Ron is torn.

On one hand, weird teenagers with horns and grey skin? One or the other wouldn't be so weird-- he is from California, there's lots of weird people there-- but both together gives him pause.

On the other hand, those are amazing clothes.]

I really like that outfit! Especially the jeans! I've never seen jeans with the pockets in a different color like that, it's really cute, and it goes really well with that shirts! The pink and teal combination is really striking.

You should tell your friend he really looks good in that!

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[thekidsare0kay]

kill me.
wh0'2 thi2 d0uchebag, anyway?

[terribubbly]

I know, rig)(t?
I t)(oug)(t t)(e same t)(ing!
It suits )(im -EV-EN if )(e wants to be grouc)(y and glub like a fool about it!
I want to net myself a skirt like t)(ose pants.

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[stayb100ponyboy]

[Sneeeeeerk...]

That looks excellent, Feferi... you should dress him like that all the time!

[Sorry, Sollux, trolls gotta troll.]

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[thekidsare0kay]

Hey, fuck you! Next time you can come shopping with us.

[Video]

[helmetdoesnothing]

[This is too much for Mituna. He gets one look at Sollux and cracks.

Don't mind him as his laughter forces him to quite literally fall out of his chair.]

[Video]

[thekidsare0kay]

Ugh, shut up! You dress worse than this every single day.

[terribubbly]

Oh. My. Cod. You should come here right now, then I could dress you up too!

[paladaddy]

[He's trying not to snicker, for Sollux's sake.

He's trying, but it's really hard.]

So, is this the 'koifriend' you mentioned?

[thekidsare0kay]

[Scowling.......He can see you nearly snickering there, bub.]

Yeah, I'm the koifriend. Fuck knows why, some days.

[terribubbly]

Yes, this is Sollux. He's a grouchy motherglubber and rude, but he's just so cute isn't he?

[bestestfurrend]

That looks so cool!

[She's completely serious too. Have you seen how she dresses? Bright colours are all she needs to approve of any kind of fashion.]

[thekidsare0kay]

Wow, how about no?

[terribubbly]

I know! You'd think he would appreciate it a lot more.

[ That last bit was spoken very loudly and deliberately. Maybe like she's passive aggressively addressing someone's lack of enthusiasm. ]

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[toreadorkabull]

Woah!

-=guess who has no fashion sense? this guy. this guy right here=-

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[thekidsare0kay]

Tavros... don't tell me you want these clothes.

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

[Karkat's reply opens with a facepalm. Was there really anything else to expect?]

Sollux, your girlfriend is a horror and you have my sincerest condolences on being stuck with her. What is that outfit? What is the point? It's about as bad as the worse things I've seen Eridan try to pawn off as halfway attractive when they are better served as fuel for fires.

And Feferi, why are you trying to make my best friend look awful?

[VIDEO]

[thekidsare0kay]

See? See! You're comparing me to Eridan! I can't decide if that makes you the worst person in the universe, or FF because she made me look like this.

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[terribubbly]

He looks great, and you're just a big fat jellyfish. You need to stop doing this because you just make yourself look worse and you don't need any help at that!

[Video]

[sylphauxiliatrix]

[A video connection starts... but there are no words. Just... staring.]

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[terribubbly]

[ Feferi looks extremely proud of herself. ]

Look, he's fashionable now!

[Video]

[thekidsare0kay]

[No words from Sollux, either]

[Video]

[ohshellno]

He kinda looks like the hemospectrum barfed on him. [And she loves it.] Mad rags yo.

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[terribubbly]

[ Oh, Meenah's approval. This is the best thing ever. ]

Glub glub glub, yeah, he looks pretty great, doesn't he?

[knightime]

You guys need a sassy gay friend who tells you what not to wear with the sassy attitude and everything.

[Dave is snickering.] Haha, holy shit though. Please dress him up more often.

[terribubbly]

Maybe you should be our sassy gay friend, Dave. You want to come shopping? We could be at this all day!

[ He's sassy enough, so she's sure he fits the rest of the criteria. ]

[Video]

[zipperlips]

[That just looks silly. And this is coming from a guy who wears a skeleton suit and purple shorts.

He gives a thumbs up anyway, because it looks like they're having fun. And hey, it gives him an excuse to get to know Mituna's dancestor. Gotta see what kind of influence this guy will have on his moirail, after all!]

[terribubbly]

[ Feferi waves and returns the thumbs up. ]