video; the worst kind of joint post

[terribubbly]

[ At first, the video consists of inoffensive ocean blue carpet and bright fuschia shoes. The giggling, glubbing nonsense sounds that follow gives Feferi away well before she speaks.

And that interlude lasts about one agonizingly giddy minute. And then, in a stage whisper: ]

Hello! Glub glub glub, I've done the most fantastic thing today. I'm just so excited!

[ She brings her SFC up at arms' length to point at her grinning fangy face, and then turns it around to point at a dressing room door next to a rack of wildly colorful clothing. ]

Wait for it, just hang on to your fins here...!

[The door opens and Sollux inches out, his shoulders hunched and his head down. He looks around furtively, not yet seeing that Feferi is holding her SFC, because he's looking all around for anyone else that might be there to see this.

He's wearing a tasteful number. At least, it's tasteful in the mind of Feferi, and likely not anyone else in the known universe.]

FF, this is fun and all, but to be honest I don't think this is my style-- Hey, what are you doing?

[As horrified realization hits, he lunges forward and makes a grab for her SFC.]

Comments

[toreadorkabull]

Do clothes, really matter so much?

[terribubbly]

I guess not that much, but having fun does, doesn't it? They're great because they're so glubbing fun!

[toreadorkabull]

Haha. It must be fun, to be able to just go get clothes, and be able to put them on.

[terribubbly]

Why don't you do that? Just tell Nepeta you want to go play dress up, she'd like it.

[toreadorkabull]

Haha, we do, sometimes! It's something, she has fun with. I just mean that, I can't just try on things, without heavy modifications involved, because of my horns. And sometimes, my legs too, but uh.. mostly, my horns.

[terribubbly]

We could always chop off your horns, I guess.

[ She lets that horrifying sentiment hang in the air before grinning and laughing. ]

Just kidding! Why not stuff with buttons and vests and things?

[ She turns the SFC on some things she's been threatening Equius with. ]

[toreadorkabull]

-=his eyes go really wide for a moment nooooooo=-

Oh, uh... I could try, I guess. I got something like that, for my pupa pan costume.

[terribubbly]

But this would be for all the time, you know? We should get Nepeta in on this.

[ Congratulations, Tavros, you are doomed. ]

[toreadorkabull]

I guess we could do that maybe, sometime.

-=he has little to no fashion sense at all. socks and sandals 4evs yo=-

[terribubbly]

We just have to now, it'll be so fun!

[toreadorkabull]

Maybe, we can all go sometime. And it can be a thing to do together, that is fun and creative.