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[ At first, the video consists of inoffensive ocean blue carpet and bright fuschia shoes. The giggling, glubbing nonsense sounds that follow gives Feferi away well before she speaks.

And that interlude lasts about one agonizingly giddy minute. And then, in a stage whisper: ]

Hello! Glub glub glub, I've done the most fantastic thing today. I'm just so excited!

[ She brings her SFC up at arms' length to point at her grinning fangy face, and then turns it around to point at a dressing room door next to a rack of wildly colorful clothing. ]

Wait for it, just hang on to your fins here...!

[The door opens and Sollux inches out, his shoulders hunched and his head down. He looks around furtively, not yet seeing that Feferi is holding her SFC, because he's looking all around for anyone else that might be there to see this.

He's wearing a tasteful number. At least, it's tasteful in the mind of Feferi, and likely not anyone else in the known universe.]

FF, this is fun and all, but to be honest I don't think this is my style-- Hey, what are you doing?

[As horrified realization hits, he lunges forward and makes a grab for her SFC.]

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[He cocks his head thoughtfully] You heard? No experience, I'm guessing. [Yeah, he can be cocky here because he's got all the kissing in his life. All of it.] You would stab me where I wanted them to go, not anywhere else?

I meant I ain't ever kissed a pierced tongue, asshoal!! Besides, it ain't like I got my mack on much conchsidering the bunch of weakass fronds I got stuck with.

[Lies, all of them]

I guess that depends on whether you're goin' to be a dick again.

I'm never a dick! But I've already got enough girlfriends, so if you want me to show you how great it is to kiss a double-pierced tongue, you'll have to ask your dancestor. [He sticks out his tongue, smirking, and it's forked] So we'll do this thing, then?

Gimme a break, Capdog. I don't want your nerdy lips NEAR me. [GOOOOOD.] And pass. She's cute as fuck but that is too fuckin' weird.

Sure as shell. If you aren't scared, that is.

You're the one who asked. [He scowls at the 'dog' thing.] I'm not scared.

Whatever! [Don't call her on these things, GOSH.]

For reel? You wanna do this? Like right now?

Yeah, I want to do it. Get your shit together and I'll pick out some studs, and we'll do this thing.

[OOC: Sob only because the thread was 2 months ago, maybe we could say it took a while for them to get organized, and do a log after the curse?]

Aight. Hit me up when you're ready.

[ooc: ahahaha, yes, that would probably be for the best at this rate! But that would be fun.]

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