video; the worst kind of joint post

[terribubbly]

[ At first, the video consists of inoffensive ocean blue carpet and bright fuschia shoes. The giggling, glubbing nonsense sounds that follow gives Feferi away well before she speaks.

And that interlude lasts about one agonizingly giddy minute. And then, in a stage whisper: ]

Hello! Glub glub glub, I've done the most fantastic thing today. I'm just so excited!

[ She brings her SFC up at arms' length to point at her grinning fangy face, and then turns it around to point at a dressing room door next to a rack of wildly colorful clothing. ]

Wait for it, just hang on to your fins here...!

[The door opens and Sollux inches out, his shoulders hunched and his head down. He looks around furtively, not yet seeing that Feferi is holding her SFC, because he's looking all around for anyone else that might be there to see this.

He's wearing a tasteful number. At least, it's tasteful in the mind of Feferi, and likely not anyone else in the known universe.]

FF, this is fun and all, but to be honest I don't think this is my style-- Hey, what are you doing?

[As horrified realization hits, he lunges forward and makes a grab for her SFC.]

Comments

[terribubbly]

Don't act like you've got water in your ears, mister. You heard me!

[helmetdoesnothing]

Um. Yeth. B-but..

[Looking more than a little startled, there, Mituna.]

[terribubbly]

But what? There's no excuse, you can just sail on by and we'll have a great time.

[helmetdoesnothing]

[Slooowly ducking behind the edge of the table..]

... No.

[Sollux help.]

[terribubbly]

Yes!

[ What is that face she's making at him? Sollux, you'd better save this boy. ]

You'd be so cute!

[thekidsare0kay]

Oh, come on. [He's starting to smirk again, his teeth mostly all lined up, since Equius removed the worst of them] It'll be fun! It's not like you can say no to her.

[helmetdoesnothing]

... Yeth I can.

[With difficulty, because.. look at that face.

Sollux, you were supposed to help him, not make it worse!]

[thekidsare0kay]

[Pain shared is pain halved. At least if she puts her claws in Mituna she'll be leaving Sollux to just laugh at him instead of being laughed at]

Come on! You won't leave me alone to suffer like this, will you?