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caughtinanetwork2013-03-04 11:09 am
terribubbly) wrote in caughtinanetwork2013-03-04 11:09 am
video; the worst kind of joint post
[ At first, the video consists of inoffensive ocean blue carpet and bright fuschia shoes. The giggling, glubbing nonsense sounds that follow gives Feferi away well before she speaks.
And that interlude lasts about one agonizingly giddy minute. And then, in a stage whisper: ]
Hello! Glub glub glub, I've done the most fantastic thing today. I'm just so excited!
[ She brings her SFC up at arms' length to point at her grinning fangy face, and then turns it around to point at a dressing room door next to a rack of wildly colorful clothing. ]
Wait for it, just hang on to your fins here...!
[The door opens and Sollux inches out, his shoulders hunched and his head down. He looks around furtively, not yet seeing that Feferi is holding her SFC, because he's looking all around for anyone else that might be there to see this.
He's wearing a tasteful number. At least, it's tasteful in the mind of Feferi, and likely not anyone else in the known universe.]
FF, this is fun and all, but to be honest I don't think this is my style-- Hey, what are you doing?
[As horrified realization hits, he lunges forward and makes a grab for her SFC.]
And that interlude lasts about one agonizingly giddy minute. And then, in a stage whisper: ]
Hello! Glub glub glub, I've done the most fantastic thing today. I'm just so excited!
[ She brings her SFC up at arms' length to point at her grinning fangy face, and then turns it around to point at a dressing room door next to a rack of wildly colorful clothing. ]
Wait for it, just hang on to your fins here...!
[The door opens and Sollux inches out, his shoulders hunched and his head down. He looks around furtively, not yet seeing that Feferi is holding her SFC, because he's looking all around for anyone else that might be there to see this.
He's wearing a tasteful number. At least, it's tasteful in the mind of Feferi, and likely not anyone else in the known universe.]
FF, this is fun and all, but to be honest I don't think this is my style-- Hey, what are you doing?
[As horrified realization hits, he lunges forward and makes a grab for her SFC.]
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Come on! You won't leave me alone to suffer like this, will you?