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[otaku_hitman]

[ hey, look who it is, covered in dirt and sand. ]

Fuuuuuuuck. I need more starfish tokens. There's this shop that has sweet video games and anime that I have to have. This default shit they give us is all fish. Fish do not cover my need for hot chicks, magical girls, and mecha.

At least tasks here don't involve land mines or scorpions.

[ ooc: slowly coming back. Coming back now. This place keeps my sanity somehow. thank god this project from hell is almost over. tag me. I need activity tags. D: ]

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[rebull]

wHAT THE HELL 1S AN1ME?

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[otaku_hitman]

[ if only you could see his face right now..... total shock. ]

How the hell do you not know anime? Japanese animation? mecha? hot anime babes?

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[rebull]

1 GOT 'HOT' AND 'BABES' BUT UH, nOT SURE ABOUT THE OTHER STUFF.
jAPANESE AS 1N THAT HUMAN TYPE, r1GHT?

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[otaku_hitman]

........

Yeah. People from Japan. Do you live under a rock?

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[rebull]

eH HEH,
aRE YOU NEW HERE?

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[otaku_hitman]

Yeah, so? Doesn't make me a fucking n00b.

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[rebull]

[Switching to video, makes it easier. Have a grey skinned alien with horns that reach out of the camera's few, orange and yellow eyes, fangs, and wings that you probably can' see right now because they're folded back. He looks to be giving you a rather wide smile, despite his obviously battered condition.]

Uh, pretty sure you might be a bit of a 'noob'.

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[otaku_hitman]

[ total wtf response. ]

Shit, you some kind of fucking cosplayer?

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[rebull]

Um, ...no. This is what I look like. [Chuckles, leaning back a little.]

See, told ya, total noob.

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[invoker]

I was unaware that "hot chicks, magical girls and mecha" were considered needs to human function.

[In other words, Mitsuru is judging you oh so slightly.]

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[otaku_hitman]

[ like he cares, but that's not what's on his mind right now. ]

Jackpot. Hey there, sexy.

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[invoker]

That answers not the question at hand.

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[otaku_hitman]

You bet they're necessary to live.

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[invoker]

And yet you seem completely fine.

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[otaku_hitman]

But it's incomplete! I need my fucking anime.

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[invoker]

Wanting is differing from needing. You might want to brush up on the difference between the two.

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[otaku_hitman]

Fuck that. It's a need-want then! I'm gonna die of fucking boredom.

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[rebull]

Maybe not 'hot'. But elegant, intelligent, and classy females certainly qualifies as one of my needs.

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[invoker]

...

[Oh what is going on here?]

I'm sorry, I was unaware that this epidemic was widespread.

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[rebull]

[Nothing really.]

Epidemic? Is there something I could be worried about? [Shrugs.]

I honestly think the only doctor I need to call is the love doctor~

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[invoker]

If you're trying to win me over, it's not working. I give you a failing grade for both effort and skill.

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[rebull]

To be honest I'm not, but there's no harm in enjoying a casual conversation with you. As far as grades go, there's certainly other things I can do that'll raise my score.

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[invoker]

Alright then. Humour me and tell me what some of these "other things" may be.

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[rebull]

Rallying, strife, jousting, conversing and interacting with animals as well as extensive knowledge of them, copulation. [Shrugs, flicking his wings before folding them back again.]

And you?

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[finallycowboys]

[in an obviously fake and awful attempt at a southern accent.] Well, well, I do declare this is a sight for sore eyes. For my eyes have not set upon such a familiar sight in such a long while!

[Then back to his ridiculous Irish one.]

Travis, you old dog, you. Fancy seeing you here, and hard at work already, I see.