[Video]

[thekidsare0kay]

[Though it's Sollux' SFC that is capturing this perfect moment, the only person in the screen as the video plays is Eridan. Like in his earlier video post, Eridan lacks his normal fins, and has the physical characteristics of a land-dwelling troll instead.

Eridan stands before the coral, in the middle of the plaza, and he's attracted a small audience as he places one hand on his hip and extends the other]

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, and here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout! [He bends at the waist, looking murderous, but singing joyfully at the top of his lungs to the accompaniment of Sollux' voice - Sollux isn't singing, but merely killing himself with laughter] Tip me ower and pour me out!

Comments

[sniffdeceit]

Hahahaha!

I don't care what anyone says, that's great!

[thekidsare0kay]

thank2 tz, ii can alway2 count on you.

[sniffdeceit]

D4MN STR41GHT
TH4T W4S P3RF3CTLY H4RML3SS CONTROLL1NG
4V3R4G3 BY K1SM3S1S ST4ND4RDS
1 TH1NK TH3Y'R3 M4K1NG W4Y TOO B1G 4 D34L 4BOUT 1T

[thekidsare0kay]

that'2 what i th0ught, 0nly then even GAMZEE wa2 giving me 2hit!!
i mean f0r fuck'2 2ake, let'2 ju2t l00k at what vri2ka d0e2 with it.
WITH ERIDAN'2 HELP I MIGHT ADD.
and n0 0ne wa2 clutching their 2tring2 0f cry2talized 0y2ter v0mit then!
fucking hell.

[sniffdeceit]

1 4SSUM3 1T JUST H4S SOM3TH1NG TO DO W1TH 3R1D4N 4ND K4RK4T'S CURR3NT R3L4T1ONSH1P ST4TUS
4S W3LL 4S 4LL TH31R T1M3 SP3NT 4MONG TH3 HUM4NS H3R3
NOT TH4T TH3R3'S 4NYTH1NG WRONG W1TH HUM4NS!
BUT TH3R3 4R3 4 F41R 4MOUNT OF CULTUR4L D1FF3R3NC3S

[thekidsare0kay]

yeah and al20 the fact that eridan i2 a huge crying pathetic wiggler wh0 2hit2 in hi2 diaper 2tub2 at every 0pp0rtunity.
human2 are fine.
but they're like an in2idi0u2 infecti0n.
i get kk being a dumba22, he'2 like that.
and 0kay we have t0 a22imilate t0 a certain extent becau2e we live here.
but i d0n't think that mean2 black r0mance 0r tr0lling are 0ff the table.

[sniffdeceit]

1T SHOULDN'T B3!
4ND FOR WH4T 1T'S WORTH, 1 4T L34ST DON'T TH1NK YOU SHOULD B3 G3TT1NG GR13F FOR YOUR 4CT1ONS
THOUGH
YOU M4Y W4NT TO T4K3 TH3 OPPORTUN1TY TO S33 1F 3R1D4N TRULY W4NTS TO B3 YOUR K1SM3S1S
1F H3'S GO1NG TO WH1N3 R4TH3R TH4N R3T4L14T3!

[thekidsare0kay]

pretty 2ure he want2 t0 be my ki2me2i2.
c0n2idering h0w eager he i2 t0 get 0n my bulge like all the time.
but thank2 f0r the input.

[sniffdeceit]

YOU C4N 4LW4YS COUNT ON MY 1NPUT!
3P3C14LLY WH3N YOU DON'T W4NT 1T

[thekidsare0kay]

that'2 f0r 2ure!
what w0uld i d0 with0ut y0u?

[unconchonable]

augh i kneww you wwere back but like fuck i wwanted our first interaction since to be somethin a this vvariation
and its NOT great thank you vvery fuckin much ter
its dowwnright bloody TERRIBLE

[sniffdeceit]

H4V3 W3 R34LLY B33N 4W4Y FROM 4LT3RN1A THAT LONG?
YOU 4R3 *LUCKY* TO H4V3 4 K1SM3S1S WHO'S 1D34 OF M3SS1NG W1TH YOU WH3N G1VEN M1ND POW3RS 1S TO M4K3 YOU DO 4 SONG 4ND D4NC3 ROUT1N3
4 CUT3 ROUT1N3, 1 M1GHT 4DD!

[unconchonable]

must havve been since i forgot you landdwwellers havve no modicum a dignity or respect
sure he could havve done somethin more wwith his bullshit mindpowwers but at least my dignity wwould be intact
i wwouldnt call THIS luck by any stretch a the sponge

[sniffdeceit]

OH NO, YOUR POOR D1GN1TY!
YOU'R3 R1GHT, 1 DON'T KNOW HOW 1 COULD H4V3 B33N SO THOUGHTL3SS
1 SHOULD H4V3 R34L1Z3D WH4T 4 PROBL3M TH1S WOULD B3, WH4T W1TH HOW 3V3RYON3 JUMP3D TO T4VROS'S D3F3NS3 4BOUT S1M1L4R 1SSU3S 1N TH3 P4ST
OH W41T!
TH4T N3V3R H4PP3N3D

[unconchonable]

i think wwe both can agree that im on a bit higher priority than that bull horned idiot

[sniffdeceit]

OH, 1S TH4T SOM3TH1NG 1'M SUPPOS3D TO 4GR33 ON?
WHOOPS13!
HON3STLY, 4 B1GG3R H1T TO YOUR PR1D3 SHOULD B3 YOUR R34CT1ON TO TH1S
YOUR K1SM3S1S T4K3S TH1S SORT OF 4CT1ON 4ND YOUR R3T4L14T1ON 1S TO WH1N3 TO OTH3RS 4BOUT 1T?
TH4T'S K1ND OF L4M3!

[thekidsare0kay]

t0tally!!

[unconchonable]

wwhats gainin some rightful sympathy from others wwhile i pay him back
im dealin wwith him on my owwn right noww makin the scumsucker face his crimes
i knoww you cant see
or i guess smell that considerin you aint here but rest assured im makin that insignificant sack a swwill pay for fuckin wwith me

[sniffdeceit]

R1GHTFUL SYMP4THY?
OH M4N, 3R1D4N
YOU'R3 H1L4R1OUS
NO R34LLY 1 D1DN'T KNOW YOU W3R3 SUCH 4 COM3D14N
1 H4V3N'T L4UGH3D TH1S H4RD 1N D4YS!

[unconchonable]

oh wwill you just shut up
it wwas so bloody peaceful the time you wwere gone so can you just do me a favvor and disappear again
youre just provvin to be a petulant unsightly stain on the bubble and wwevve already enough a those

[bestestfurrend]

DDX < HEY
:33 < i was going to jump in and ask if you were okay
:33 < but now sollux can just k33p on making you dance all the rest of the w33k if he wants to DDX

[unconchonable]

oh please nep
of COURSE hes of higher priority to you
you actually care about him for some reason

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < i care about him because he actually cares about other people too!
:33 < and isnt a selfcentered nooksniffer who thinks hes more important than everyone else!!

[whoops, no one let Equius see her language. This is what happens when you spend too much time talking to Karkat.]

[thekidsare0kay]

y0u g0, np.

[unconchonable]

nep put awway your clawws ivve no fuckin strife wwith you
you can care about that utter hivvemat all you wwish but it doesnt mean ivve got to nor wwill i evver especially wwith you gettin up in arms at me ovver this
howw utterly ridiculous