001 [Brief video+Text]

[ohshellno]

[So, it's probably not a huge surprise that Meenah is not happy to be here at all. She was just about to show spidertits how they smack down in Beforus...which...isn't a very good example of how kickass she is. Now she's here? Needless to say, she's pretty damn riled up.

However! The freebie starfish is a bonus and she seems quite content to try it out by pressing every single button she can find. Thanks to that, there will be a very brief flash of her face quite close to the screen as she tries to figure out all of the functions. Those glasses look familiar, don't they? Eventually, the feed cuts and she discovers the text function

The guide, of course, is disregarded for the moment.]

dam
this dreambubble is sweet as fuck
what kind of LOS-ER hands out free shit for bein dead
anemoneway
im meant to be fishin for recruits
a gill cant waste her time gawkin at coral and glubbin like a serket
any a you suckas wanna join a ghost army
ill make it wharf your whale
eventunally

Comments

[terribubbly]

OMG, I'm not D-EAD (rig)(t now) and you're not D-EAD, but t)(at sounds so cool.
T)(is bubble isn't even a dreambubble, it's a fintastic alien world!
But t)(ere's a )(aunted pirate s)(ip if you really need g)(osts. 38o

[ohshellno]

aw snap its you
please dont tell me you think this is a party
im up to some searious busniness here dead or no

haha
fuck no
im sick to fuckin death of ghosts

[See what she did there?]

[terribubbly]

[ She did and she loved it. All this punning. ]

)(e)(e)(e)(e, t)(is is totally a party! 38D
Or, maybe not rig)(t now, but t)(ey t)(row t)(em all t)(e time!
At t)(e beginning of t)(e mont)(, w)(ic)( is a )(uman time measurement t)(ing, t)(ey'll even )(ave one for all of you t)(at was)(ed as)(ore!

[ohshellno]

gfd no it isnt
what is it with you suckas and your scrod damn parties
its enough to make a gill go crazy

pass
i have betta things to do

[terribubbly]

Parties are s)(rimply t)(e best!
And, w)(ale, w)(y not just use it as a recruiting event?
You're trying to build an army, and t)(e new guests of t)(e coral god won't )(ave anyt)(ing else to do wit)( t)(emselves.
T)(ey won't )(ave time to find ot)(er fis)( to fry, rig)(t?

[ohshellno]

parties are lame
youre lame 38|

wow wait no i take that back
that is the best coddamn idea anymoby in this joint has had
now i gotta go!
it betta not be a drag

[terribubbly]

T)(ere's no way it'll anyt)(ing but a w)(ale of a time! 38D

[ohshellno]

ugh
youre disgustingly cute
im gonna fucking barf

[terribubbly]

I )(ave it on good aut)(ority t)(at you will probably survive t)(e onslaug)(t of my cuteness.
Don't get your fins in a twist, you'll adapt to it!

[ohshellno]

shore you do
uhuh
itll be reely fuckin cute when one of us flippers the fuck out and tries to krill each other too yo

[Life sucks.]

[terribubbly]

Obviously t)(e only solution )(ere is to not go spear-fis)(ing!
We can just get along, since you're so cool and I'm cool, too!
Perc)(fect, rig)(t? 38D

[ Well, to her credit, it isn't like she's ever met another tyrian in person to know that it really was that much of a major biological drive. ]

[ohshellno]

yeah right the solution is tots that easy sis
ima just forget all my natural instincts cuz you said i should
you know thats the exact kinda thing thats gonna set em of gill

[terribubbly]

NOP-E!
I don't t)(ink it )(as got to be t)(at complicated, or at least t)(at we s)(ouldn't be afraid of t)(is kind of t)(ing.
We're in c)(arge of ourselves, our genetic legacy aside.
So let t)(at buoy your mood!

[ohshellno]

if its that shrimple how come i wanna fork you so bad whenever i see you