001 [Brief video+Text]

[ohshellno]

[So, it's probably not a huge surprise that Meenah is not happy to be here at all. She was just about to show spidertits how they smack down in Beforus...which...isn't a very good example of how kickass she is. Now she's here? Needless to say, she's pretty damn riled up.

However! The freebie starfish is a bonus and she seems quite content to try it out by pressing every single button she can find. Thanks to that, there will be a very brief flash of her face quite close to the screen as she tries to figure out all of the functions. Those glasses look familiar, don't they? Eventually, the feed cuts and she discovers the text function

The guide, of course, is disregarded for the moment.]

dam
this dreambubble is sweet as fuck
what kind of LOS-ER hands out free shit for bein dead
anemoneway
im meant to be fishin for recruits
a gill cant waste her time gawkin at coral and glubbin like a serket
any a you suckas wanna join a ghost army
ill make it wharf your whale
eventunally

Comments

[aim_exorable]

[OH SHIT]

[Darkleer freezes for a moment after that brief glimpse, brain going automatically to the worst case scenario. After all, the Condesce had appeared in Vatheon before. This sort of thing was doomed to happen again. As such, it takes him a moment for him to actually read what she's written. Then he's just confused all over again. Ghost army? Serket? Wait...]

[Okay you know what he is pretty much just so done with this alternate reality crud. He doesn't need so much stress on his poor heart.]

D --> I am afraid I don't understand, my lady
D --> If you are looking for ghosts specifically, Vatheon is rather lacking

[Best to be polite just in case.]

[ohshellno]

oh uh
hey horuss
finally dropped the freaky emote huh???

wait
so you mean to say
we aren't D-EAD anymoray

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

HOW IS IT THAT YOU MANAGE TO BE EVEN WORSE THAN FEFERI IN YOUR SHOEHORNING OF FISH PUNS EVERY PLACE THEY DON'T BELONG.
I AM SITTING HERE, GAWKING IN STUPEFACTION AND INCOMPREHENSION.
IT SHALL BOGGLE MY MIND FOREVER THAT SUCH A COMPLETE BATCH OF DORKS, FREAKS, AND MORONS WENT ON TO PLAY ALL THE IMPORTANT ANCESTOR ROLES ON ALTERNIA, BUT SUCH IS THE MYSTERY BULLSHIT NATURE OF THE SCRATCH, I GUESS.
ALSO YOU AREN'T IN A DREAM BUBBLE OR EVEN IN THE FURTHEST RING ANYMORE.
YOU'RE ALIVE.
HEADS UP: I HAVEN'T MET YOU FROM MY PERSPECTIVE UNTIL NOW.

[terribubbly]

S)(ut t)(e glub up, Crabcakes.
T)(at was a S-EARIOUSLY great example of fis)(y wordplay!

[text] 1/2

[ohshellno]

NUBS MCS)(OUTY!!!!

[For a while, it looks like that's all she got from that.]

[terribubbly]

OMG, I'm not D-EAD (rig)(t now) and you're not D-EAD, but t)(at sounds so cool.
T)(is bubble isn't even a dreambubble, it's a fintastic alien world!
But t)(ere's a )(aunted pirate s)(ip if you really need g)(osts. 38o

[ohshellno]

aw snap its you
please dont tell me you think this is a party
im up to some searious busniness here dead or no

haha
fuck no
im sick to fuckin death of ghosts

[See what she did there?]

[shesapir8]

Well aren't you peppy.
Though I dou8t you want to here from me, even if I've long shed the name Serket.

Pity for you.

[Yeah she'd talk this way to condy too, deal wit it]

[ohshellno]

you cant be classic flavor serket cuz you got to the point way to fuckin quick
and you aint the other one cuz shed be all up in my business like a coddamn eel

so that means

YOUR-E the badbass pirate lady aranea is always bangin on about
omfg i know so much about you and i dont even care
shes gonna be reel jelly

[knightime]

spoiler
this is not actually a dream bubble
youre gonna have to halt all plans to accumulate your ghost army

did you like
not even try to figure out what the fuck is up
theres a guide
im pretty sure you were given a guide
most people throw them away though so i imagine youre one of those people

welcome to vatheon
where everything is even more monotonous than you thought were possible

[ohshellno]

oh hey capes hows it hangin

halt my ass
this shit aint stoppin for nothin

DUD-E seariously dont nag me yo ill read it laters
i thought you were cool man what happened 38(

text

[paladaddy]

[Oh goody, more fish puns.]

You're not dead here, everyone is brought back to life.
There also is not much of a need for any kind of army, ghost or not.

text

[ohshellno]

yeah
i kinda figured that after a while

theres plenty of need for it
who the shell doesnt want their own personal army for when shit gets reel

[helmetdoesnothing]

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Y0UR L473 7H3 P4R7Y 7H7U4R73D W17H0U7 U0U

[ohshellno]

oh hey bro
sup
still doin the lame joke thing huh

[text]

[unconchonable]

i see others havve corrected you in sayin this aint no fuckin dream bubble
so wwho the fuck are you and wwhat the fuck is your supposed ghost army for anywway
and for the lovve a fuck try to settle dowwn on the bloody fishpuns

[text]

[ohshellno]

eugh
i mean
hi ampora
what the fuck is up with your quirk



oh you did NOT just try to tell me how to TYP-E
who the fuck do you think youre talkin to

text;

[rebull]

tH1NK 1'D RATHER A BUNCH OF LOSERS THAN CERTA1N OTHER TYPES.
tO BE HONEST W1TH YOU.
aS FOR YOUR ARMY, kEEP 1T OUT OF TH1S PLACE.
yOU WEREN'T BROUGHT HERE TO RECRU1T.

text;

[ohshellno]

uh okay then
you can stay with the losers if you want nitram
kinda already went through that with your weaboo tree village man

DUD-E
it reely isnt like you to start naggin me bro
i thought you was chill
whats with all the shoutcaps

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < it looks like the others have explained a lot already!
:33 < so i suppaws ill just say hi!
:33 < and welcome to vatheon :33

[ohshellno]

yeah
so im guessin youre not the leijon i know huh
thats probably kinda obvious since you arent capslockin at me

sup
who the fuck is you

[insufferability]

Ah, meenah, h9w excellent 9f y9u t9 finally j9in us. I 6elieve that, n9w that we are a6le t9 spend a c9nsidera6le am9unt 9f time with each 9ther with9ut segregati9n regarding the 9dd and intricate (and s9mewhat 9ppressive) w9rkings 9f the dream 6u66les, we will finally have time t9 aid y9u in indulging y9u in the fine innings and 9utings 9f the s9cial fa6ric 9f the universe and h9w t9 sm99thly handle y9ur unique hem9privilege, and trust me when I tell y9u there is n9 9ne 6etter than me t9 help y9u with that particular situati9n. It is t9 my 6elief that fr9m here 9n 9ut we, 6ey9nd 6eing alive, (which is a very 9ppressive term f9r th9se wh9 are dead, a particular c9ngl9merati9n 9f pe9ple y9u y9urself were part 9f 9nce, s9 please use the terms n9n-living, 9r perhaps extra c9rp9real entities f9r the m9re sensi6le pe9ple) will have a l9t 9f excellent sessi9ns 9f m9n9-- dial9gue regarding this inducti9n in the fine cultural w9rkings 9f the culture 9f the place we seem t9 6e residing in (f9rcefully, I might add). I am m9re than thrilled regarding these sessi9ns and will 6e l99king f9rward t9 them in the near future.

[ohshellno]

oh my cod

NOP-E
im not ebben gonna read that

i should have KNOWN youd find your way here
i havent offended anymoby ok

[devwocean]

I see a lot a fuckin' people havve probably already explained things to you so I wwon't rehash anythin'.
Meenah you said?
I'm Orphaner Dualscar, you might a heard a me.

[ohshellno]

yup
good
im gettin reel tired of herring the same carp over and over

Y-EP
guess you betta be rememberin it

shouty nubs caught me up
so youre ampora v3 but you arent a try hard like cronus

RIG)(T?

[Text]

[prissykid]

[Oh, how cute, she does fish puns!]

Oh, on some worlds, being handed free things can be quite a common occurrence. On mine it certainly wouldn't be considered "free." Granted, you could say that Vatheon has hidden costs for these supposed free things they give you.

For what reason would one join a ghost army?

[Text]

[ohshellno]

yeah ive been herring that in all the whalecome messages
shit is craysea

cuz its badbass lbh
mostly because it was for a good cause
but the cause is kinda gone since the asshoal i was gonna fight isnt here

so i guess it being cool is the only reason i have?

[horseystyle]

[ ugh ]

My circle of hell is nearly complete. It is good to see you. I look forward to seeing your blood splash against the coral.

[ohshellno]

oh
megido
hey

have you been here a whale

text;

[overbiterestart]

I see you've been caught up. Has the part where you can't go home until this place sees it fit been mentioned? I hope so.

Why are you forming an army?

text;

[ohshellno]

yeah it

W)(AT no!?

do they know what they got )(-ER-E
i dont have time to glub around in some lame ass bubble
fuck this shit

im gonna take on lord engfish cuz hes a royal pain in my royal ass

[shippingmath]

I'll have to go with no.
Not even for a really rad high-five.

[ohshellno]

whaaaat
i thought you were meant to be cool
what gives bro

[zipperlips]

[Oh, it's her.

Time to Stare. He's kind of not happy to see her, who would have guessed.]

[video or action? :o]

[ohshellno]

[Of all trolls...she's cringing a little but she's staring right the fuck back at him.]

You make things awkward, bro.

[spacecase]

uh
the fish puns are cool and all but
i am not dead, i cannot join a ghost army

[ohshellno]

they shore are

yea
i figured that from all the whalecome messages
thought i could start a reel army but peeps dont seem up for that either
peeps aint up for anyfin
its just like bein home