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[ohshellno]

[So, it's probably not a huge surprise that Meenah is not happy to be here at all. She was just about to show spidertits how they smack down in Beforus...which...isn't a very good example of how kickass she is. Now she's here? Needless to say, she's pretty damn riled up.

However! The freebie starfish is a bonus and she seems quite content to try it out by pressing every single button she can find. Thanks to that, there will be a very brief flash of her face quite close to the screen as she tries to figure out all of the functions. Those glasses look familiar, don't they? Eventually, the feed cuts and she discovers the text function

The guide, of course, is disregarded for the moment.]

dam
this dreambubble is sweet as fuck
what kind of LOS-ER hands out free shit for bein dead
anemoneway
im meant to be fishin for recruits
a gill cant waste her time gawkin at coral and glubbin like a serket
any a you suckas wanna join a ghost army
ill make it wharf your whale
eventunally

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[ohshellno]

aight
i can TRY
but like i said
i aint ever had to deal with it before so im not gonna make a promise i cant back up
buuuuut if it calms your rumble spheres i guess i can try or somefin

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[bethehugejerk]

I WOULD OBJECT TO THE WHOLE RUMBLESPHERES THING BUT IF IT MEANS YOU AGREE TO TRY, I DON'T REALLY CARE.
BACK ON THE OTHER SUBJECT AS PROMISED
I ALSO FAIL TO GIVE ANY SHITS WHAT KANKRI THINKS COUNTS AS A SLUR.
AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH HELPING LOWBLOODS OUT?
THAT'S SOUNDS FRANKLY BIZARRE AFTER COMING FROM ALTERNIA.

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[ohshellno]

nomoby cares what he thinks
but if you dont watch your mouth around him he gets a hook in your conversations and starts naggin
fo reel buzzkrill

baseacally we baby the fuck outta them
everymoby knows the lower castes aint got as much life in em and theyre a shell of a lot weaker than highbloods
dumb as fuck system
peeps be babyin them and treatin them like theyre kids cuz they think they cant do betta
if i was gonna be the empress id have had to be like
her royal nanny of beforus
i was like oh heeeell no
aint nomoby got time for that
so i up and L-EFT

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[bethehugejerk]

I WILL PASS THAT COMMENT WITH A NOTE TO THE DUE GRATITUDE IT RESERVES
THEN DROP IT LIKE MY HANDS HAVE CAUGHT FIRE, WHICH IS ABOUT AS UNCOMFORTABLE AS DISCUSSING HIM TOO LONG IS.
ALSO STOP SAYING BABY, IT'S WEIRD WHEN WE'RE BOTH TROLLS.
BUT THAT SYSTEM...
PART OF ME WANTS TO THINK IT'S MARGINALLY BETTER BECAUSE AT LEAST I WOULDN'T BE KILLED ON YOUR PLANET
BUT AT THE SAME TIME, MY PAN WOULD LIQUEFY AND MELT OUT MY SKULL LIKE A CREAMSICLE IN SECOND SUMMER IF I HAD TO GO THROUGH THAT KIND OF CODDLING CRAP.
LIKE, AT LEAST I HAD THE CHANCE TO PROVE MYSELF AND DO WHAT I WANTED WITHOUT BEING TREATED LIKE I WAS TOO INCOMPETENT TO OPERATE A SPOON.
I CAN'T EVEN BLAME YOU FOR DITCHING THAT GIG
AND FAIL IN TOTALITY TO FATHOM HOW ANYONE COULD BE SO PAN-STUNTED AS TO WANT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
IS IT THAT HARD TO LET PEOPLE LOOK AFTER THEM FUCKING SELVES, BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT AN IMPOSSIBLE VENTURE
UNLESS MY LIFE UNTIL THIS MOMENT HAS BEEN SOME IRONIC NIGHTMARE I'M LIVING, REGARDLESS OF THE SHIT TSUNAMIS THAT OCCASIONALLY MAKE IT FEEL THAT WAY.

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[ohshellno]

no probs

you get pissed off over dumb shit shoutkats
its just a word and it kinda works since humans are all kinda like that with each other anemoneway
sorta seain how you and vantas are related here

yea
its shit
im shellin you
you would explode somefin dealin with the ship they dish out all the time
nomoby can take care of themshellves and we all look glubbin R-ETARD-ED because of it

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[bethehugejerk]

NO, BACK UP, YOU ARE PATENTLY WRONG AND I RECOMMEND YOU FIRMLY TO SHUT YOUR GLUBBING TRAP.
MY ANGER IS DEVOTED PRECISELY TO THE TOPICS AND CAUSES THAT NEED IT
AND I AT LEAST CONTAIN A POINT IN THE SHIT I SAY COMPARED TO THAT INFINITE WINDBAG.
IF THERE'S ANYONE I INHERITED EXPONENTIAL RAGE FROM, IT'S HIS POST-SCRATCH VERSION, AKA THE SIGNLESS.
HE'S A GUY WHO SPOKE SOMETHING CALLED THE VAST EXPLETIVE, OKAY?
I GOT IT FROM HIM, END OF FUCKING STORY.
AND YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO TELL ME THAT.
(WAY TO FORCE THAT PUN.)
THE FACT THAT I WOULD EXPLODE IS A GIVEN, BECAUSE NEITHER BODY NOR MIND WOULD BE WILLING TO PUT UP WITH THAT JOKE OF A SOCIAL SYSTEM.
SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION WOULD BE THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL.

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[ohshellno]

if i shut my trap i ain given you anemonemore deets
and i didnt force it fuck you why you gotta fuckin point it out
dont be a tool
clam down already

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[bethehugejerk]

YOU DID TOO
AND I'M NOT BEING A TOOL.

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[ohshellno]

you kinda are

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[bethehugejerk]

NO, I'M NOT, AND I WILL REFUSE ALL ARGUMENTS TO THE CONTRARY.

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[ohshellno]

that sounds like a tool argument to me