001 [Brief video+Text]

[ohshellno]

[So, it's probably not a huge surprise that Meenah is not happy to be here at all. She was just about to show spidertits how they smack down in Beforus...which...isn't a very good example of how kickass she is. Now she's here? Needless to say, she's pretty damn riled up.

However! The freebie starfish is a bonus and she seems quite content to try it out by pressing every single button she can find. Thanks to that, there will be a very brief flash of her face quite close to the screen as she tries to figure out all of the functions. Those glasses look familiar, don't they? Eventually, the feed cuts and she discovers the text function

The guide, of course, is disregarded for the moment.]

dam
this dreambubble is sweet as fuck
what kind of LOS-ER hands out free shit for bein dead
anemoneway
im meant to be fishin for recruits
a gill cant waste her time gawkin at coral and glubbin like a serket
any a you suckas wanna join a ghost army
ill make it wharf your whale
eventunally

Comments

text;

[overbiterestart]

No one really understands and no one really wants to be here. But here we are, all stuck in this big bubble together. You think we'd go stir crazy or something.

The Amporas seem weird in general. I am unsure of what to make of Eridan, I simply just don't know.
Might I ask who the other Ampora is?

text;

[ohshellno]

give me like a day and im already gonna flip
youll probubbly hear about it later so you wont be surprised when it happens
youll be like oh cod that bitch flipped her scrod damn tits

cronus
hes gross
reely gross

text;

[overbiterestart]

I will make certain to keep an eye out then. I will be the first informed, and most unsurprised.

Cronus, you say?
I'll ty to remember that.

Re: text;

[ohshellno]

aight
good to know

yep
watch yo back gill