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[So, it's probably not a huge surprise that Meenah is not happy to be here at all. She was just about to show spidertits how they smack down in Beforus...which...isn't a very good example of how kickass she is. Now she's here? Needless to say, she's pretty damn riled up.

However! The freebie starfish is a bonus and she seems quite content to try it out by pressing every single button she can find. Thanks to that, there will be a very brief flash of her face quite close to the screen as she tries to figure out all of the functions. Those glasses look familiar, don't they? Eventually, the feed cuts and she discovers the text function

The guide, of course, is disregarded for the moment.]

dam
this dreambubble is sweet as fuck
what kind of LOS-ER hands out free shit for bein dead
anemoneway
im meant to be fishin for recruits
a gill cant waste her time gawkin at coral and glubbin like a serket
any a you suckas wanna join a ghost army
ill make it wharf your whale
eventunally

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game session
so youre part of the shit wreckin crew huh
are you one a the aliens cuz thats a weird ass color to be typin in

noted
you probabubbly did it wrong

stupid pimp chumps who fly around krillin peeps whose already dead
shit is fucked yo
gotta stop him before he wrecks everyfin

If that is what you wish to call it. No, I am one of the humans from another game session.

I don't believe there is actually a right way to break an unpenetrable bubble.

Oh heavens. I assume you and your game session are working on that then?

so you are an alien
which strider are you with
capes or the one with the sick ride and the pointy shades

obviously there is or itd get done

shore are
we were pretty damn close too
stupid bubble had to pull me in tho

[they weren't close at all where she's from but nomoby needs to know that]

I am most certainly not an alien! Well, Dirk doesn't have a cape. So I will go with sick ride and pointy shades.

I don't think we want it to "get done", if I may go ahead and enlighten you that we would all drown. Those who cannot withstand the water pressure and lack of oxygen.

Gives you more time to plan your actions at least?

woah check your species privilege gill
youre an alien to me yo

ok cool so shades is dirk and capes is dave we got this

sounds like they gotta deal with it
plenty of fish in the bubble that wanna get out in the sea
you ever wonder whats outside of it

huh
i never thought of it that way

Oh then forgive me, I am terribly sorry. But yes, pointy shades is Dirk and capes is Dave, Orange feathers would be Davesprite, and taller pointy glasses could be Bro? Too many of those guys if I do say so myself.

I'd wager we're pretty deep in the sea. So I guess if we ever made it to the surface there would be an island or something.

Oh, certainly. So much more time to relax and plan your next move. Instead of hastily breaking out.

youre forgiven
appreseatte it cuz i dont do that for everymoby

woah wait what theres amoray
i dunno the last two i aint ever sean em
nah tho
capes and shades are sweet as fuck
betta than there being four amporas thats for shore

uhuh if you say so

Oh I am grateful for sure! Nothing better than being forgiven on such a fine day, I am glad we were able to work things out.

Ampora...as in Eridan? He is quite the character if I do say so myself.

yep
this shit is way more confusean than it has any glubbin right to be

nah
eridan is actually a shell of a lot betta than the ampora i know
but theres another one and hes kinda weird too
amporas in general are just lame as fuck

No one really understands and no one really wants to be here. But here we are, all stuck in this big bubble together. You think we'd go stir crazy or something.

The Amporas seem weird in general. I am unsure of what to make of Eridan, I simply just don't know.
Might I ask who the other Ampora is?

give me like a day and im already gonna flip
youll probubbly hear about it later so you wont be surprised when it happens
youll be like oh cod that bitch flipped her scrod damn tits

cronus
hes gross
reely gross

I will make certain to keep an eye out then. I will be the first informed, and most unsurprised.

Cronus, you say?
I'll ty to remember that.

aight
good to know

yep
watch yo back gill

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text; im sorry these have been so spaced out omg

text; haha no it's fine i'm an eternal backtagger <3

text; ahhh you're so sweet.

text; sskdjfd nope seems more like you are

text; youre gonna make me blush

text; GOOD mission accomplished

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