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[ohshellno]

[So, it's probably not a huge surprise that Meenah is not happy to be here at all. She was just about to show spidertits how they smack down in Beforus...which...isn't a very good example of how kickass she is. Now she's here? Needless to say, she's pretty damn riled up.

However! The freebie starfish is a bonus and she seems quite content to try it out by pressing every single button she can find. Thanks to that, there will be a very brief flash of her face quite close to the screen as she tries to figure out all of the functions. Those glasses look familiar, don't they? Eventually, the feed cuts and she discovers the text function

The guide, of course, is disregarded for the moment.]

dam
this dreambubble is sweet as fuck
what kind of LOS-ER hands out free shit for bein dead
anemoneway
im meant to be fishin for recruits
a gill cant waste her time gawkin at coral and glubbin like a serket
any a you suckas wanna join a ghost army
ill make it wharf your whale
eventunally

Comments

[devwocean]

Desperation's not the same, that's for shore.
But I'll ovverall be reservvin my opinion a my other self, if you don't mind.

A course I did.
I'vve been a devvoted wwarrior in her royal navvy for centuries.
And a personal associate a hers, for part a that time.

[i.e., the few weeks a version of her was here in Vatheon]

[ohshellno]

sif i care
im just sayin hes carp an youll hate him other than that its tots your problem
if hes even here anywave

fo real
so you were like fronds
is she a badbass like all the time
how long is her hair


woah wait you arent implyin you were bangin are you

[devwocean]

I ain't gonna confirm nor deny somethin that ain't none a your business.
But wwe might a had a feww moments a intimacy, here an there.

[ohshellno]

what
W)(AT

nope
nope nope nope

youre a scrod damn liar like every other ampora

[devwocean]

I'M NOT A FUCKIN LIAR.
I don't go round tootin my owwn horn or nothin, but it's a fuckin' fact so accept it.
She wwas here an it wwas us twwo against our enemies, an she showwed me her favvour.

[ohshellno]

whale
fuck
i GU-ESS you cant be full of shit
cuz you scrod damn know if you were spoutin lies shed cull you so coddamn fast

aight
fine
youre bein legit
i can deal
but i got a warnin for you
you ever tell cropora about this i will shove my trident so far up your wastechute youll glubbin TAST-E it

you catch my drift oldpora?

[devwocean]

Wwell thanks for givvin me at least that much credit.

Not that I go around tellin evveryone, but wwhy's it so fuckin' important that Cronus not knoww?

[ohshellno]

youre cod damn right youre lucky
and youre whalecome too

cuz if he ever finds out he wont glubbin drop it
he doesnt need anenomemore reason to skeeve

[devwocean]

You mean he's inclined to pursue you romantically an you'vve turned him dowwn?

[He has never...done...that........]

[ohshellno]

he's inclined to pursue everymoby romantically

of course i turned him down
aint nomoby got time for his shit

[devwocean]

Wwell, if that's true then it's pretty fuckin desperate at that.
You might be wworth a bit a persistence, though.

[ohshellno]

its true
youll sea for shore if he ever hauls his ass over here

youre damn right i am
but theres a difference between perfishtence and bein downright creepy

[devwocean]

Wwell, that's true.
You don't wwant to be scarin' the fishes awway before you'vve got them on the line.

[ohshellno]

i dunno if you meant for that to sound creepy
but it reely was

[devwocean]

It's just sense.
Wwhen you're lookin' to catch a quadrantmate.
I don't see wwhat's creepy about some metaphor.

[ohshellno]

maybe its the fact that you gotta catch em and hook em in

[devwocean]

That's just howw romance wworks.

[ohshellno]

if you say so oldpora
im guessin you got game then

[devwocean]

I'vve definitely got game.

[ohshellno]

then youre a set ahead of cropora already

[devwocean]

Other than me havvin the same name.
Wwell, obvviously I'd be ahead a him no matter wwhat.