001 [Brief video+Text]

[ohshellno]

[So, it's probably not a huge surprise that Meenah is not happy to be here at all. She was just about to show spidertits how they smack down in Beforus...which...isn't a very good example of how kickass she is. Now she's here? Needless to say, she's pretty damn riled up.

However! The freebie starfish is a bonus and she seems quite content to try it out by pressing every single button she can find. Thanks to that, there will be a very brief flash of her face quite close to the screen as she tries to figure out all of the functions. Those glasses look familiar, don't they? Eventually, the feed cuts and she discovers the text function

The guide, of course, is disregarded for the moment.]

dam
this dreambubble is sweet as fuck
what kind of LOS-ER hands out free shit for bein dead
anemoneway
im meant to be fishin for recruits
a gill cant waste her time gawkin at coral and glubbin like a serket
any a you suckas wanna join a ghost army
ill make it wharf your whale
eventunally

Comments

[devwocean]

Wwell, that's true.
You don't wwant to be scarin' the fishes awway before you'vve got them on the line.

[ohshellno]

i dunno if you meant for that to sound creepy
but it reely was

[devwocean]

It's just sense.
Wwhen you're lookin' to catch a quadrantmate.
I don't see wwhat's creepy about some metaphor.

[ohshellno]

maybe its the fact that you gotta catch em and hook em in

[devwocean]

That's just howw romance wworks.

[ohshellno]

if you say so oldpora
im guessin you got game then

[devwocean]

I'vve definitely got game.

[ohshellno]

then youre a set ahead of cropora already

[devwocean]

Other than me havvin the same name.
Wwell, obvviously I'd be ahead a him no matter wwhat.