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[ohshellno]

[So, it's probably not a huge surprise that Meenah is not happy to be here at all. She was just about to show spidertits how they smack down in Beforus...which...isn't a very good example of how kickass she is. Now she's here? Needless to say, she's pretty damn riled up.

However! The freebie starfish is a bonus and she seems quite content to try it out by pressing every single button she can find. Thanks to that, there will be a very brief flash of her face quite close to the screen as she tries to figure out all of the functions. Those glasses look familiar, don't they? Eventually, the feed cuts and she discovers the text function

The guide, of course, is disregarded for the moment.]

dam
this dreambubble is sweet as fuck
what kind of LOS-ER hands out free shit for bein dead
anemoneway
im meant to be fishin for recruits
a gill cant waste her time gawkin at coral and glubbin like a serket
any a you suckas wanna join a ghost army
ill make it wharf your whale
eventunally

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[ohshellno]

no big
ill make a regular army with regular people
itll be shella sweet
beaches will be shakin up a storm

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[paladaddy]

Well it sounds like you have it all planned out then.

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[ohshellno]

shore do
gills gotta keep her shit in order amirite

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[paladaddy]

You make a lot of fish puns.
Do you know someone named Feferi?

[Because she makes tons of fish puns too.]

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[ohshellno]

shell yeah
its my thing yo

uhuh
shes my ancestor
hella boring but mad cute
guess you know her too huh