001 [Brief video+Text]

[ohshellno]

[So, it's probably not a huge surprise that Meenah is not happy to be here at all. She was just about to show spidertits how they smack down in Beforus...which...isn't a very good example of how kickass she is. Now she's here? Needless to say, she's pretty damn riled up.

However! The freebie starfish is a bonus and she seems quite content to try it out by pressing every single button she can find. Thanks to that, there will be a very brief flash of her face quite close to the screen as she tries to figure out all of the functions. Those glasses look familiar, don't they? Eventually, the feed cuts and she discovers the text function

The guide, of course, is disregarded for the moment.]

dam
this dreambubble is sweet as fuck
what kind of LOS-ER hands out free shit for bein dead
anemoneway
im meant to be fishin for recruits
a gill cant waste her time gawkin at coral and glubbin like a serket
any a you suckas wanna join a ghost army
ill make it wharf your whale
eventunally

Comments

[aim_exorable]

D --> I am glad to be of satisfaction then

[He guesses.]

[ohshellno]

lets not go craysea here

[aim_exorable]

D --> I was unaware I was doing anything of the sort
D --> Should I apologize?

[Wait, no, he shouldn't be doing that, he's supposed to be getting over his hemospectrum issues, but it's just... a new tyrian, he can't help it. His brain betrays him.]

[ohshellno]

im just sayin youre jumpin the gun there buoy
you might not be the horuss i know but youre still a zahhak
i got my eyes on you
waitin for you to slip up and be creepy

[aim_exorable]

D --> I try to avoid that
D --> Although I have been told my sense of humor is
D --> Not ideal
D --> I think it is more offensive than "creepy" however

[ohshellno]

for real
why am i not surprised
just lay off the jokes around me and itll be smooth sailin from here on out
maybe

[aim_exorable]

D --> I rarely joke at any rate
D --> So that should be an easy thing to accomplish

[ohshellno]

somefin tells me youre gonna be boring

[aim_exorable]

D --> Would you prefer I be creepy?

[ohshellno]

cant you be neither of them

[aim_exorable]

D --> Undoubtedly
D --> There are a group of individuals who seem interested in my companionship after all
D --> Including a moirail and a matesprit

[ohshellno]

the horuss i know had a matesprit and a moirail
didnt make him any less weird an creepy

[aim_exorable]

D --> Really
D --> That's
D --> ...
D --> Who were they?

[ohshellno]

nitram and leijon
in that order

[aim_exorable]

D --> That's
D --> Actually fairly impressive for him at that age
D --> What are they like if you do not mind me asking?

[ohshellno]

its a reel scrod damn miracle fo sho
hes got some mad patient fronds

i aint here to gossip with you coots
you wanna find out you betta find someone else to ask

[aim_exorable]

D --> I can only imagine

D --> Of course
D --> I apologize for imposing

[ohshellno]

wait until you meet him
gonna be a reel scrod damn touching moment
maybe like
literally touching

yeahuh
good

[aim_exorable]

D --> If I may be so bold as to offer my opinion
D --> I have a feeling it will be slightly more of a disaster

[ohshellno]

if you want to state the obvious then yeah