001 [Brief video+Text]

[ohshellno]

[So, it's probably not a huge surprise that Meenah is not happy to be here at all. She was just about to show spidertits how they smack down in Beforus...which...isn't a very good example of how kickass she is. Now she's here? Needless to say, she's pretty damn riled up.

However! The freebie starfish is a bonus and she seems quite content to try it out by pressing every single button she can find. Thanks to that, there will be a very brief flash of her face quite close to the screen as she tries to figure out all of the functions. Those glasses look familiar, don't they? Eventually, the feed cuts and she discovers the text function

The guide, of course, is disregarded for the moment.]

dam
this dreambubble is sweet as fuck
what kind of LOS-ER hands out free shit for bein dead
anemoneway
im meant to be fishin for recruits
a gill cant waste her time gawkin at coral and glubbin like a serket
any a you suckas wanna join a ghost army
ill make it wharf your whale
eventunally

Comments

[insufferability]

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[ohshellno]

oh my cod

NOP-E
im not ebben gonna read that

i should have KNOWN youd find your way here
i havent offended anymoby ok

[insufferability]

It certainly thrills me t9 kn9w that y9u were s9 eager t9 learn 9f my presence here, Meenah, and I assure y9u that y9u and I will make the m9st 9ut 9f y9ur enthusiastic expectati9ns thr9ugh several exciting h9urs 9f m9n-- dial9gue pertaining t9 a wh9le pleth9ra 9f s9cial matters.

[ohshellno]

what aboat that seamed eager to you vantas

i reely hope youre lookin forward to several hours of talkin to yourshellf because there is no way im sittin through that

not for all the fish in the sea yo