001 [Brief video+Text]

[ohshellno]

[So, it's probably not a huge surprise that Meenah is not happy to be here at all. She was just about to show spidertits how they smack down in Beforus...which...isn't a very good example of how kickass she is. Now she's here? Needless to say, she's pretty damn riled up.

However! The freebie starfish is a bonus and she seems quite content to try it out by pressing every single button she can find. Thanks to that, there will be a very brief flash of her face quite close to the screen as she tries to figure out all of the functions. Those glasses look familiar, don't they? Eventually, the feed cuts and she discovers the text function

The guide, of course, is disregarded for the moment.]

dam
this dreambubble is sweet as fuck
what kind of LOS-ER hands out free shit for bein dead
anemoneway
im meant to be fishin for recruits
a gill cant waste her time gawkin at coral and glubbin like a serket
any a you suckas wanna join a ghost army
ill make it wharf your whale
eventunally

Comments

[ohshellno]

im surprised you remember far back enough to know that

[shesapir8]

You'd 8e surprised how much I can remem8er, little heiress.

[ohshellno]

aight
i feel you
so long as you aint gonna give me a history lesson you got my respect

[shesapir8]

I've got far more important things to do.
8esides, the present is much 8etter.

[a few seconds later because she's just feeling it]

8etta.

[ohshellno]

you did it!
you did a fish pun

yea
we cool
we tight yo

[shesapir8]

Excellent.

[Who would have guessed the empress was so easily won...]