001 [Brief video+Text]

[ohshellno]

[So, it's probably not a huge surprise that Meenah is not happy to be here at all. She was just about to show spidertits how they smack down in Beforus...which...isn't a very good example of how kickass she is. Now she's here? Needless to say, she's pretty damn riled up.

However! The freebie starfish is a bonus and she seems quite content to try it out by pressing every single button she can find. Thanks to that, there will be a very brief flash of her face quite close to the screen as she tries to figure out all of the functions. Those glasses look familiar, don't they? Eventually, the feed cuts and she discovers the text function

The guide, of course, is disregarded for the moment.]

dam
this dreambubble is sweet as fuck
what kind of LOS-ER hands out free shit for bein dead
anemoneway
im meant to be fishin for recruits
a gill cant waste her time gawkin at coral and glubbin like a serket
any a you suckas wanna join a ghost army
ill make it wharf your whale
eventunally

Comments

[video!]

[zipperlips]

[He holds up seven fingers, points to Meenah, then himself, then starts tracing symbols- Mituna, Latula, Rufioh, Damara, and a little blank gesture for Kankri. Such a lovely crew they've got, isn't it?]

[video!]

[ohshellno]

[She can't help cringing at a few of those symbols, not looking pleased at all.]

Wow. Reely. Of all the peeps they coulda picked. [Sigh.]

Re: [video!]

[zipperlips]

[And not even any Serket for her to make fun of his religion with. Kurloz feels sorry for her.

Okay, no he doesn't. Considering he's still smiling.]

[video!]

[ohshellno]

....Are you actually happy about this or are you just smiling for the shell of it?

[video!]

[zipperlips]

[He just shrugs. Who knows? Certainly not Meenah.]

[video!]

[ohshellno]

...Is that seariously all you got?

...Can't you type? Can you read??

[video!]

[zipperlips]

[Wow, fuck you too, Meenah. Of course he can! He just chooses not to.]

[video!]

[ohshellno]

[She stares at him for a long moment before she just..HUFFS.]

I can't with your shit right now, clown bro. [Click goes the feed!]