001 [Brief video+Text]

[ohshellno]

[So, it's probably not a huge surprise that Meenah is not happy to be here at all. She was just about to show spidertits how they smack down in Beforus...which...isn't a very good example of how kickass she is. Now she's here? Needless to say, she's pretty damn riled up.

However! The freebie starfish is a bonus and she seems quite content to try it out by pressing every single button she can find. Thanks to that, there will be a very brief flash of her face quite close to the screen as she tries to figure out all of the functions. Those glasses look familiar, don't they? Eventually, the feed cuts and she discovers the text function

The guide, of course, is disregarded for the moment.]

dam
this dreambubble is sweet as fuck
what kind of LOS-ER hands out free shit for bein dead
anemoneway
im meant to be fishin for recruits
a gill cant waste her time gawkin at coral and glubbin like a serket
any a you suckas wanna join a ghost army
ill make it wharf your whale
eventunally

Comments

text;

[rebull]

yEAH, wHETHER YOU WANT TO BE OR NOT.
mOST PEOPLE JUST LEARN TO L1KE 1T THOUGH.
uH,
1T CAN BE A B1T ON THE BOR1NG S1DE.
aT T1MES.

text;

[ohshellno]

this
is going
to suuuuuuuuck
how do you deal

text;

[rebull]

aH, a FEW WAYS.
oNE PART BECAUSE 1 HAVE TO,
aNOTHER BECAUSE OF CERTA1N PEOPLE HERE STUCK W1TH ME.
yOU M1GHT F1ND THE CURSES ENTERTA1N1NG THOUGH.
wH1CH, uH, tHEY CAN BE,
sOME OF THE T1ME.

text;

[ohshellno]

the first one is out cuz my fronds are hella lame
what kinda curses are we talkin aboat here
witchy ones or what

text;

[rebull]

hEY NOW,
mAYBE JUST G1VE THEM A CHANCE.
lAME DOESN'T MEAN BOR1NG E1THER, hEH.
uH, wELL K1ND OF.
tURN1NG 1NTO AN1MALS AND HAV1NG YOUR THOUGHTS ON D1SPLAY,
gETT1NG S1CK, sW1TCH1NG BOD1ES W1TH PEOPLE YOU KNOW.
a LOT OF STUFF, 1 GUESS.

text;

[ohshellno]

if you knew them like i knew them you wouldnt judge me for a second
trust me
beaches be craysea
craysea boring

huh
dunno whether i should look forward to it or not
posseably fun
posseably shitty as fuck

text;

[rebull]

tH1NK 1 UH, 1 M1GHT ST1LL JUDGE YOU.
dON'T UNDEREST1MATE HOW 1MPORTANT YOUR FR1ENDS ARE,
bECAUSE THEY ARE REALLY 1MPORTANT.

yEAH, 1 KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
sOMET1MES 1T'S, uH,
1T'S JUST RALLY UNCOMFORTABLE AND AWKWARD.
}:/

Re: text;

[ohshellno]

uhuh
dont come cryin to me once you meet ampora then
cause im gonna judge you right the fuck back son

at least it isnt boring

[Always a silver lining.]

text;

[rebull]

1'VE,
uH,
mET A GOOD AMOUNT OF aMPORAS TO KNOW BETTER THAN TO TH1NK YOU'RE LY1NG.
bUT THAT DOESN'T SEEM FA1R LUMP1NG THE REST OF THE GROUP UP W1TH ONE OF THEM,
dOES 1T?
g1VE EM A L1TTLE MORE CRED1T THAN THAT, HEH.

text;

[ohshellno]

i aint givin em any less credit than they glubbin deserve
and i aint gonna make a deal outta it either
you dont believe me
then you can D-EAL with em yourself and sea how you feel then
i wont judge you when you change your mind

text;

[rebull]

sURE,
1'LL LET YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES THEN.
1 CAN HAVE A PRETTY H1GH TOLERANCE THESE DAYS, hEH.

text;

[ohshellno]

uhuh
leminnow how that paseance thing goes for you ok
cuz i wanna laugh once they drive you craysea