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[So, it's probably not a huge surprise that Meenah is not happy to be here at all. She was just about to show spidertits how they smack down in Beforus...which...isn't a very good example of how kickass she is. Now she's here? Needless to say, she's pretty damn riled up.

However! The freebie starfish is a bonus and she seems quite content to try it out by pressing every single button she can find. Thanks to that, there will be a very brief flash of her face quite close to the screen as she tries to figure out all of the functions. Those glasses look familiar, don't they? Eventually, the feed cuts and she discovers the text function

The guide, of course, is disregarded for the moment.]

dam
this dreambubble is sweet as fuck
what kind of LOS-ER hands out free shit for bein dead
anemoneway
im meant to be fishin for recruits
a gill cant waste her time gawkin at coral and glubbin like a serket
any a you suckas wanna join a ghost army
ill make it wharf your whale
eventunally

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do you mean to drown me nubs omg my eyes are glazin over here
im gonna cut shit short here
2. k
you made a secret room with passwords so nobody could poke around your memories and shit
3. that part comes LAT-ER
4. yup
kind of a downer huh
and duh she was a glubbin craysea powerful empress shes got a boatload of appeal
8. i reely gotta speak to this guy
9. wow um carp
you need to meet classic serket so you can talk each other to death
lets do this
badass
badass
badass
sounds like meulin only less annoyin
sounds like porrim only less of a
uh
um
yeah
Y-EP thats araneas alternate shellf
PL-EAS-E
she couldnt be a pirate if she TRI-ED
eugh
-EUUUUUGH
sweet
omg radglare
omg omg

SHUT UP, I'M GIVING YOU INFO AND BEING EFFICIENT BY GIVING YOU IT ALL AT ONCE.
2. I HAVE NO CLUE HOW THAT EVEN WORKS BUT AM UNSURPRISED AT MYSELF, BECAUSE SCREW THE IDEA OF PEOPLE DIGGING AROUND YOUR MEMORIES.
3. THAT IS THE STUPIDEST PLAN, GOOD JOB.
4. I AM JUST GOING TO GIVE UP ON UNDERSTANDING IT.
9. IF I'M COUNTING RIGHT, I TAKE IT MEULIN CORRESPONDS TO THE DISCIPLE, PORRIM TO THE DOLOROSA, AND ARANEA TO MINDFANG?
I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO ASK WHAT YOU MEAN BY "LESS OF A" BECAUSE I HAVE A CRITICAL FAILURE TO CARE WHEN MOST OF YOUR TEAM IS HORRIBLE.
ALSO IT'S REDGLARE, NOT RADGLARE.
SHE WAS A LEGISLACERATOR, TEREZI PYROPE'S ANCESTOR/LATULA'S POST-SCRATCH SELF.
NOTHING TO DO WITH SKATEBOARDING THOUGH.
AND YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT EYES GLAZING OVER THIS TIME BECAUSE I WAS SHORTER WITH IT.

but theres so much info shoutskat
so
much
2. Y-EP
3. NOP-E
4. how can you not understand it
whats confusing aboat it???
9.yup yup yup
seariously though outta everyone porrim is pretty fuckin sweet
shes my gossip gill
she just gets around if you know water mean

she sounds p rad to me tbh

i know i know im not flounderin around now

CAN YOU ARGUE TO ME THAT YOU AREN'T LEARNING THINGS WORTH LEARNING
BECAUSE I WILL CALL THAT ARGUMENT THE LOAD OF HOOFBEAST SHIT IT IS IF YOU TRY.
3. YOU CAN'T JUST GO "LET'S MAKE AN ARMY" AND CHARGE OFF AGAINST SOME RIDICULOUSLY POWERFUL GUY AND CALL THAT A GOOD PLAN.
IT'S STUPID AND LIABLE TO GET YOU KILLED WITHOUT LEARNING MORE ABOUT HIM, HIS STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES, AND WHAT TACTICS WILL WORK BEST TO ENSURE THE TEAM'S SURVIVAL ALONGSIDE HIS DEFEAT.
4. IT'S JUST WEIRD TO THINK OF HER BEING CONTROLLED BY ANYONE.
SHE'S THE EMPRESS, YOU KNOW?
SHE HELD THAT SPOT FOR AS MANY SWEEPS AS SHE DID WITHOUT EVER GETTING OVERTHROWN.
EVEN AFTER THE WORLD ENDED SHE WENT ON TO CONQUER A PLANET ALONE IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT UNIVERSE FROM OUR OWN
ALONG WITH ENTERING THAT PLANET'S ASSOCIATED SBURB SESSION WHERE SHE TOOK POWER AGAIN.
9. CONSIDERING DOLOROSA AND KANAYA THAT IS FRANKLY WEIRD TO THINK ABOUT
BUT WHATEVER, PRE-SCRATCH, AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THAT EVEN WORKS ANYMORE.
I MEAN HELL
I'M MAKING FRIENDS WITH YOU AND LOOK WHO YOU WENT ON TO BECOME.
... IN ANOTHER VERSION OF THE UNIVERSE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
AND YEAH, WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY REDGLARE WAS PRETTY COOL.

i never said i wasnt learnin anyfin
i said you glub on a lot and its shella boring
alright shut it i get it im appreciating the opperchtunaty
3. can and will and you were so up for it doofish
4. ikr
its really hard to believe
but i kinda wanna kelp her if i can
ebben if im probably gonna wanna krill her
or shell wanna krill me
9. you think its weird for you? idk how to deal with anyfin here
shit is too craysea
hahaha
whale im from another planet too
beforus and alternia are like meowfish and barkfish yo
totabubbly different
im was the most aggreseave one of our group until megido snappered

Edited 2013-02-26 08:06 (UTC)

IT'S NOT BORING!
3. THEN FUTURE ME WAS AN IDIOT FOR FAILING TO STOP AND POINT OUT THAT HEY, THIS PLAN NEEDS MORE THOUGHT.
I WOULD WANT TO DEAL WITH A THREAT LIKE THAT BUT NOT IN A WAY THAT'S COMPLETELY GLOBESUCKING RETARDED.
4. I CAN UNDERSTAND HER WANTING TO KILL YOU CONSIDERING WHAT SHE'S DONE WITH EVERY OTHER HEIRESS
BUT YOU WOULD REALLY WANT TO KILL HER YOURSELF?
9. DAMARA I'M UNSURPRISED AT CONSIDERING SHE WOUND UP OUR CULTURE'S LITERAL SERVANT TO OUR DEATH FIGURE.
BUT BACK UP, WHAT DO YOU MEAN.
BEYOND THE STUPID NAME WHAT'S SO DIFFERENT ABOUT BEFORUS?

it is after a whale ngl
information overload yo
3. all youre provin is that future shoutkat is a major league badbass
you got a lot to live up to past shoutkat
4. tyrian lyfe yo
kinda figured out that bein around other heiresses makes me wanna krill em for supremacy
sucks cuz the other one is kinda cute but a gills gotta keep her place on top yo
9. dude wat
theyre total opposites duh
beforus is full of cod damn pacifishts shoutkats
its all about helpin out and peace and all of that boring shit

3. PSHHT.
I REPEAT: FUCKING PSHHT.
FUTURE ME HAS PROBABLY NOT DONE HALF THE COOL SHIT I'VE DONE HERE.
IF ANYTHING YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT I'M HERE TO BAIL OUT IMPULSIVE DIPSHITS LIKE YOU.
IN THE EVENT SOMETHING INVADES AGAIN OR SOME OTHER DANGEROUS SHIT GOES DOWN, IT WILL NOT BE RUSHING INTO THE FRAY THAT SAVES EVERYONE'S ASSES
BUT ACTUALLY STOPPING TO TRY THE AMAZING CONCEPT OF THINKING BEFORE YOU ACT.
WAIT AND SEE FOR YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT
BECAUSE IT'S WORKED BEFORE, AND IT WILL WORK AGAIN.
4. YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO TRY ANYTHING ARE YOU
AGAINST FEFERI I MEAN.
THE EMPRESS IS ANOTHER MATTER IF SHE SHOWS, BUT I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW.
FULL DISCLOSURE, DEATH DOESN'T LAST HERE AND WHOEVER DIES FIVE DAYS LATER WITH DEATH WOUNDS HEALED
BUT THAT IS NOT A BLANKET GO AHEAD TO JUST MURDER WHOEVER YOU FEEL LIKE.
FOR ONE THERE'S A POLICY NOW THAT YOU'LL LOSE ONE OF YOUR SENSES FOR IT, AND FOR ANOTHER I REFUSE TO ALLOW THAT KIND OF BS.
ANCESTORS ARE ON THEIR OWN BUT I REFUSE TO JUST LET MY TEAM AND MY FRIENDS START SHIT LIKE THAT.
9. ELABORATE BECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE FIRST I'VE HEARD OF ANYTHING LIKE THAT
THOUGH THAT DOES ANSWER HOW SOMEONE LIKE KANKRI DIDN'T GET CULLED FOR SHOWING OFF HIS BLOOD.

im not doin anyfin so youre not bailin me out of anyfin
all your doin is bein mad adorbs by gettin so angry
clam down shoutkats i geddit

like i said
its an instinctive thing
its not like i wanna krill her i just gotta
not cool yo
shes hella cute but i wanna strangle her sfm

wat
i thought that summed it up pretty good
just think about alternia if everyfin you knew about it was the opposite
highbloods are the bitches here
the only thing oppressing kankri is the amount of conversations he can interrupt for the halibut

Edited 2013-03-01 13:50 (UTC)

I AM SPEAKING ABOUT HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONS, MEENAH.
ALSO I'M NOT ADORABLE.
AND I GUESS I CAN CHALK UP THE SECOND THING TO WEIRD HIGHBLOOD IMPULSES AND LEAVE YOU BE SO LONG AS YOU KEEP YOUR FORK TO YOURSELF.
IF YOU USE A CULLING FORK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT STRIFE SPECIBUS YOU HAVE.
ARE THEY EVEN CALLED CULLING FORKS ON BEFORUS?
BUT SEE, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN.
I KNOW HUMAN CULTURE AND I KNOW ALTERNIAN CULTURE BUT ONE'S NOT JUST A CYPHER OF THE OTHER AND I CAN'T JUST TURN ALTERNIAN STUFF BACKWARDS WITHOUT IT RAISING QUESTIONS.
IF YOU WERE AN HEIRESS THEN HOW ARE HIGHBLOODS THE BITCHES?
YOU EVEN CALL THEM *HIGH*BLOODS.
WHAT DOES BLOOD MEAN THERE.
OBVIOUSLY I CAN'T JUST GO AND ASK KANKRI ABOUT WHAT SPOT BEFORUS WOULD GIVE ME BECAUSE DESPITE HIM NEVER SHUTTING UP I STILL WOULDN'T LEARN ANYTHING.

uhuh
ok
cool
got it

its called a fork and ill use it whenever i coddamn want to
unless youre gonna hold me back whenever were together
sounds kinda awks tbh
ima just avoid her

oh my cod vankat glub harder
everyfin is peaceful and every body H-ELPS each other
its fuckin gross
highbloods is a slur according to that guy but who really gives a fuck
we gotta use all our genetic benefits to kelp the lowbloods out and shit like that

I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND ABOUT THIS, MEENAH.
I'M NOT GOING TO GO TO THE TROUBLE OF PHYSICALLY HOLDING YOU BACK UNLESS I SERIOUSLY HAVE TO
AND IT WON'T BE OUT OF ANY PALE CALM YOUR FINS BUSINESS BUT CONCERN AS A LEADER AND FRIEND TO PEOPLE.
I AM SICK UP TO MY HORNS OF PEOPLE DYING HERE, AND THAT'S WHEN IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE IT HAPPENED TO ANYONE I KNOW.
I CANNOT BLAME YOU FOR HAVING THE IMPULSES OF YOUR BLOOD, BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN I'LL JUST OVERLOOK IT IF YOU FAIL TO HOLD YOURSELF IN CHECK.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FROM A MORE PEACEFUL VERSION OF OUR SOCIETY, AREN'T YOU.
AND BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, YEAH IT MIGHT BE UN-BADASS OF ME TO SAY WHAT I'M SAYING OR MAKE ME A SHITTY EXAMPLE OF ALTERNIAN CULTURE, BUT THE SHITS I GIVE ARE ZERO AND HAVE BEEN FOR A WHILE.
KILLING SUCKS, DYING SUCKS, DUMBASS REVENGE CHAINS FROM THE GRIEF AND ANGER OVER BOTH HELP ABSOLUTELY NO ONE
AND I WOULD SOONER KEEP THE MEMBERS OF MY TEAM THAT I HATE MOST ALIVE THAN LET SOMEONE MURDER THEM FOR WHATEVER REASON.
NEED I REMIND YOU THAT EVEN IN THE CASE OF THE GRAND FUCKING HIGHBLOOD, WE CAME UP WITH A PLAN TO SUBDUE HIM AND KEEP HIM REIGNED IN INSTEAD OF KILLING HIM AND REKILLING HIM EVERY TIME HE REVIVED.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND, BECAUSE I AM NOT RESUMING THE CONVERSATION UNTIL YOU DO.

dude
i might be from a peaceful society but im still from one where i gotta krill the headbitch to be in charge
like i said
i dont wanna krill her
but ive never been around another heiress i didnt have to off or beat somehow
idk how to deal but its not like ima just lie and say its cool when it aint
if shes any sorta heiress shes not gonna let me fork her without puttin up a fight or somefin
i wont know until it happens
so im just sayin so at least one fuckin person wont think im craysea

Edited 2013-03-02 16:28 (UTC)

WE DON'T HAVE AN EMPRESS HERE AND THERE'S NO LOCAL GOVERNMENT BESIDES.
SHE'S NO MORE IMPORTANT IN MY TEAM THAN ANYONE ELSE.
REMIND YOURSELF THAT THERE IS LITERALLY NO SPOT FOR YOU TO COMPETE FOR HERE IF IT HELPS AT ALL
AND EVEN IF YOU DID LET YOURSELF DO IT SHE WOULD JUST REVIVE LATER AND VOID WHATEVER YOU WOULD THINK IT MEANT.
AT LEAST YOU DON'T ACTIVELY WANT TO, BUT AT LEAST PROMISE ME YOU'LL PUT FORTH THE EFFORT OF TRYING NOT TO FOLLOW YOUR IMPULSE.
I'D RATHER THINK OF YOU AS A FRIEND THAN A THREAT TO A TEAMMATE WAITING TO HAPPEN, NO MATTER HOW MUCH SHE AND I DON'T GET ALONG LATELY.
CAN YOU AGREE TO THAT.

aight
i can TRY
but like i said
i aint ever had to deal with it before so im not gonna make a promise i cant back up
buuuuut if it calms your rumble spheres i guess i can try or somefin

I WOULD OBJECT TO THE WHOLE RUMBLESPHERES THING BUT IF IT MEANS YOU AGREE TO TRY, I DON'T REALLY CARE.
BACK ON THE OTHER SUBJECT AS PROMISED
I ALSO FAIL TO GIVE ANY SHITS WHAT KANKRI THINKS COUNTS AS A SLUR.
AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH HELPING LOWBLOODS OUT?
THAT'S SOUNDS FRANKLY BIZARRE AFTER COMING FROM ALTERNIA.

nomoby cares what he thinks
but if you dont watch your mouth around him he gets a hook in your conversations and starts naggin
fo reel buzzkrill

baseacally we baby the fuck outta them
everymoby knows the lower castes aint got as much life in em and theyre a shell of a lot weaker than highbloods
dumb as fuck system
peeps be babyin them and treatin them like theyre kids cuz they think they cant do betta
if i was gonna be the empress id have had to be like
her royal nanny of beforus
i was like oh heeeell no
aint nomoby got time for that
so i up and L-EFT

I WILL PASS THAT COMMENT WITH A NOTE TO THE DUE GRATITUDE IT RESERVES
THEN DROP IT LIKE MY HANDS HAVE CAUGHT FIRE, WHICH IS ABOUT AS UNCOMFORTABLE AS DISCUSSING HIM TOO LONG IS.
ALSO STOP SAYING BABY, IT'S WEIRD WHEN WE'RE BOTH TROLLS.
BUT THAT SYSTEM...
PART OF ME WANTS TO THINK IT'S MARGINALLY BETTER BECAUSE AT LEAST I WOULDN'T BE KILLED ON YOUR PLANET
BUT AT THE SAME TIME, MY PAN WOULD LIQUEFY AND MELT OUT MY SKULL LIKE A CREAMSICLE IN SECOND SUMMER IF I HAD TO GO THROUGH THAT KIND OF CODDLING CRAP.
LIKE, AT LEAST I HAD THE CHANCE TO PROVE MYSELF AND DO WHAT I WANTED WITHOUT BEING TREATED LIKE I WAS TOO INCOMPETENT TO OPERATE A SPOON.
I CAN'T EVEN BLAME YOU FOR DITCHING THAT GIG
AND FAIL IN TOTALITY TO FATHOM HOW ANYONE COULD BE SO PAN-STUNTED AS TO WANT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
IS IT THAT HARD TO LET PEOPLE LOOK AFTER THEM FUCKING SELVES, BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT AN IMPOSSIBLE VENTURE
UNLESS MY LIFE UNTIL THIS MOMENT HAS BEEN SOME IRONIC NIGHTMARE I'M LIVING, REGARDLESS OF THE SHIT TSUNAMIS THAT OCCASIONALLY MAKE IT FEEL THAT WAY.

no probs

you get pissed off over dumb shit shoutkats
its just a word and it kinda works since humans are all kinda like that with each other anemoneway
sorta seain how you and vantas are related here

yea
its shit
im shellin you
you would explode somefin dealin with the ship they dish out all the time
nomoby can take care of themshellves and we all look glubbin R-ETARD-ED because of it

NO, BACK UP, YOU ARE PATENTLY WRONG AND I RECOMMEND YOU FIRMLY TO SHUT YOUR GLUBBING TRAP.
MY ANGER IS DEVOTED PRECISELY TO THE TOPICS AND CAUSES THAT NEED IT
AND I AT LEAST CONTAIN A POINT IN THE SHIT I SAY COMPARED TO THAT INFINITE WINDBAG.
IF THERE'S ANYONE I INHERITED EXPONENTIAL RAGE FROM, IT'S HIS POST-SCRATCH VERSION, AKA THE SIGNLESS.
HE'S A GUY WHO SPOKE SOMETHING CALLED THE VAST EXPLETIVE, OKAY?
I GOT IT FROM HIM, END OF FUCKING STORY.
AND YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO TELL ME THAT.
(WAY TO FORCE THAT PUN.)
THE FACT THAT I WOULD EXPLODE IS A GIVEN, BECAUSE NEITHER BODY NOR MIND WOULD BE WILLING TO PUT UP WITH THAT JOKE OF A SOCIAL SYSTEM.
SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION WOULD BE THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL.

if i shut my trap i ain given you anemonemore deets
and i didnt force it fuck you why you gotta fuckin point it out
dont be a tool
clam down already

YOU DID TOO
AND I'M NOT BEING A TOOL.

you kinda are

NO, I'M NOT, AND I WILL REFUSE ALL ARGUMENTS TO THE CONTRARY.

that sounds like a tool argument to me

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