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caughtinanetwork2013-02-25 02:38 pm
ohshellno) wrote in caughtinanetwork2013-02-25 02:38 pm
001 [Brief video+Text]
[So, it's probably not a huge surprise that Meenah is not happy to be here at all. She was just about to show spidertits how they smack down in Beforus...which...isn't a very good example of how kickass she is. Now she's here? Needless to say, she's pretty damn riled up.
However! The freebie starfish is a bonus and she seems quite content to try it out by pressing every single button she can find. Thanks to that, there will be a very brief flash of her face quite close to the screen as she tries to figure out all of the functions. Those glasses look familiar, don't they? Eventually, the feed cuts and she discovers the text function
The guide, of course, is disregarded for the moment.]
dam
this dreambubble is sweet as fuck
what kind of LOS-ER hands out free shit for bein dead
anemoneway
im meant to be fishin for recruits
a gill cant waste her time gawkin at coral and glubbin like a serket
any a you suckas wanna join a ghost army
ill make it wharf your whale
eventunally
However! The freebie starfish is a bonus and she seems quite content to try it out by pressing every single button she can find. Thanks to that, there will be a very brief flash of her face quite close to the screen as she tries to figure out all of the functions. Those glasses look familiar, don't they? Eventually, the feed cuts and she discovers the text function
The guide, of course, is disregarded for the moment.]
dam
this dreambubble is sweet as fuck
what kind of LOS-ER hands out free shit for bein dead
anemoneway
im meant to be fishin for recruits
a gill cant waste her time gawkin at coral and glubbin like a serket
any a you suckas wanna join a ghost army
ill make it wharf your whale
eventunally
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all your doin is bein mad adorbs by gettin so angry
clam down shoutkats i geddit
like i said
its an instinctive thing
its not like i wanna krill her i just gotta
not cool yo
shes hella cute but i wanna strangle her sfm
wat
i thought that summed it up pretty good
just think about alternia if everyfin you knew about it was the opposite
highbloods are the bitches here
the only thing oppressing kankri is the amount of conversations he can interrupt for the halibut
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ALSO I'M NOT ADORABLE.
AND I GUESS I CAN CHALK UP THE SECOND THING TO WEIRD HIGHBLOOD IMPULSES AND LEAVE YOU BE SO LONG AS YOU KEEP YOUR FORK TO YOURSELF.
IF YOU USE A CULLING FORK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT STRIFE SPECIBUS YOU HAVE.
ARE THEY EVEN CALLED CULLING FORKS ON BEFORUS?
BUT SEE, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN.
I KNOW HUMAN CULTURE AND I KNOW ALTERNIAN CULTURE BUT ONE'S NOT JUST A CYPHER OF THE OTHER AND I CAN'T JUST TURN ALTERNIAN STUFF BACKWARDS WITHOUT IT RAISING QUESTIONS.
IF YOU WERE AN HEIRESS THEN HOW ARE HIGHBLOODS THE BITCHES?
YOU EVEN CALL THEM *HIGH*BLOODS.
WHAT DOES BLOOD MEAN THERE.
OBVIOUSLY I CAN'T JUST GO AND ASK KANKRI ABOUT WHAT SPOT BEFORUS WOULD GIVE ME BECAUSE DESPITE HIM NEVER SHUTTING UP I STILL WOULDN'T LEARN ANYTHING.
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ok
cool
got it
its called a fork and ill use it whenever i coddamn want to
unless youre gonna hold me back whenever were together
sounds kinda awks tbh
ima just avoid her
oh my cod vankat glub harder
everyfin is peaceful and every body H-ELPS each other
its fuckin gross
highbloods is a slur according to that guy but who really gives a fuck
we gotta use all our genetic benefits to kelp the lowbloods out and shit like that
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I'M NOT GOING TO GO TO THE TROUBLE OF PHYSICALLY HOLDING YOU BACK UNLESS I SERIOUSLY HAVE TO
AND IT WON'T BE OUT OF ANY PALE CALM YOUR FINS BUSINESS BUT CONCERN AS A LEADER AND FRIEND TO PEOPLE.
I AM SICK UP TO MY HORNS OF PEOPLE DYING HERE, AND THAT'S WHEN IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE IT HAPPENED TO ANYONE I KNOW.
I CANNOT BLAME YOU FOR HAVING THE IMPULSES OF YOUR BLOOD, BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN I'LL JUST OVERLOOK IT IF YOU FAIL TO HOLD YOURSELF IN CHECK.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FROM A MORE PEACEFUL VERSION OF OUR SOCIETY, AREN'T YOU.
AND BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, YEAH IT MIGHT BE UN-BADASS OF ME TO SAY WHAT I'M SAYING OR MAKE ME A SHITTY EXAMPLE OF ALTERNIAN CULTURE, BUT THE SHITS I GIVE ARE ZERO AND HAVE BEEN FOR A WHILE.
KILLING SUCKS, DYING SUCKS, DUMBASS REVENGE CHAINS FROM THE GRIEF AND ANGER OVER BOTH HELP ABSOLUTELY NO ONE
AND I WOULD SOONER KEEP THE MEMBERS OF MY TEAM THAT I HATE MOST ALIVE THAN LET SOMEONE MURDER THEM FOR WHATEVER REASON.
NEED I REMIND YOU THAT EVEN IN THE CASE OF THE GRAND FUCKING HIGHBLOOD, WE CAME UP WITH A PLAN TO SUBDUE HIM AND KEEP HIM REIGNED IN INSTEAD OF KILLING HIM AND REKILLING HIM EVERY TIME HE REVIVED.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND, BECAUSE I AM NOT RESUMING THE CONVERSATION UNTIL YOU DO.
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i might be from a peaceful society but im still from one where i gotta krill the headbitch to be in charge
like i said
i dont wanna krill her
but ive never been around another heiress i didnt have to off or beat somehow
idk how to deal but its not like ima just lie and say its cool when it aint
if shes any sorta heiress shes not gonna let me fork her without puttin up a fight or somefin
i wont know until it happens
so im just sayin so at least one fuckin person wont think im craysea
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SHE'S NO MORE IMPORTANT IN MY TEAM THAN ANYONE ELSE.
REMIND YOURSELF THAT THERE IS LITERALLY NO SPOT FOR YOU TO COMPETE FOR HERE IF IT HELPS AT ALL
AND EVEN IF YOU DID LET YOURSELF DO IT SHE WOULD JUST REVIVE LATER AND VOID WHATEVER YOU WOULD THINK IT MEANT.
AT LEAST YOU DON'T ACTIVELY WANT TO, BUT AT LEAST PROMISE ME YOU'LL PUT FORTH THE EFFORT OF TRYING NOT TO FOLLOW YOUR IMPULSE.
I'D RATHER THINK OF YOU AS A FRIEND THAN A THREAT TO A TEAMMATE WAITING TO HAPPEN, NO MATTER HOW MUCH SHE AND I DON'T GET ALONG LATELY.
CAN YOU AGREE TO THAT.
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i can TRY
but like i said
i aint ever had to deal with it before so im not gonna make a promise i cant back up
buuuuut if it calms your rumble spheres i guess i can try or somefin
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BACK ON THE OTHER SUBJECT AS PROMISED
I ALSO FAIL TO GIVE ANY SHITS WHAT KANKRI THINKS COUNTS AS A SLUR.
AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH HELPING LOWBLOODS OUT?
THAT'S SOUNDS FRANKLY BIZARRE AFTER COMING FROM ALTERNIA.
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but if you dont watch your mouth around him he gets a hook in your conversations and starts naggin
fo reel buzzkrill
baseacally we baby the fuck outta them
everymoby knows the lower castes aint got as much life in em and theyre a shell of a lot weaker than highbloods
dumb as fuck system
peeps be babyin them and treatin them like theyre kids cuz they think they cant do betta
if i was gonna be the empress id have had to be like
her royal nanny of beforus
i was like oh heeeell no
aint nomoby got time for that
so i up and L-EFT
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THEN DROP IT LIKE MY HANDS HAVE CAUGHT FIRE, WHICH IS ABOUT AS UNCOMFORTABLE AS DISCUSSING HIM TOO LONG IS.
ALSO STOP SAYING BABY, IT'S WEIRD WHEN WE'RE BOTH TROLLS.
BUT THAT SYSTEM...
PART OF ME WANTS TO THINK IT'S MARGINALLY BETTER BECAUSE AT LEAST I WOULDN'T BE KILLED ON YOUR PLANET
BUT AT THE SAME TIME, MY PAN WOULD LIQUEFY AND MELT OUT MY SKULL LIKE A CREAMSICLE IN SECOND SUMMER IF I HAD TO GO THROUGH THAT KIND OF CODDLING CRAP.
LIKE, AT LEAST I HAD THE CHANCE TO PROVE MYSELF AND DO WHAT I WANTED WITHOUT BEING TREATED LIKE I WAS TOO INCOMPETENT TO OPERATE A SPOON.
I CAN'T EVEN BLAME YOU FOR DITCHING THAT GIG
AND FAIL IN TOTALITY TO FATHOM HOW ANYONE COULD BE SO PAN-STUNTED AS TO WANT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
IS IT THAT HARD TO LET PEOPLE LOOK AFTER THEM FUCKING SELVES, BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT AN IMPOSSIBLE VENTURE
UNLESS MY LIFE UNTIL THIS MOMENT HAS BEEN SOME IRONIC NIGHTMARE I'M LIVING, REGARDLESS OF THE SHIT TSUNAMIS THAT OCCASIONALLY MAKE IT FEEL THAT WAY.
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you get pissed off over dumb shit shoutkats
its just a word and it kinda works since humans are all kinda like that with each other anemoneway
sorta seain how you and vantas are related here
yea
its shit
im shellin you
you would explode somefin dealin with the ship they dish out all the time
nomoby can take care of themshellves and we all look glubbin R-ETARD-ED because of it
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MY ANGER IS DEVOTED PRECISELY TO THE TOPICS AND CAUSES THAT NEED IT
AND I AT LEAST CONTAIN A POINT IN THE SHIT I SAY COMPARED TO THAT INFINITE WINDBAG.
IF THERE'S ANYONE I INHERITED EXPONENTIAL RAGE FROM, IT'S HIS POST-SCRATCH VERSION, AKA THE SIGNLESS.
HE'S A GUY WHO SPOKE SOMETHING CALLED THE VAST EXPLETIVE, OKAY?
I GOT IT FROM HIM, END OF FUCKING STORY.
AND YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO TELL ME THAT.
(WAY TO FORCE THAT PUN.)
THE FACT THAT I WOULD EXPLODE IS A GIVEN, BECAUSE NEITHER BODY NOR MIND WOULD BE WILLING TO PUT UP WITH THAT JOKE OF A SOCIAL SYSTEM.
SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION WOULD BE THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL.
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and i didnt force it fuck you why you gotta fuckin point it out
dont be a tool
clam down already
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AND I'M NOT BEING A TOOL.
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