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001 [Brief video+Text]

[So, it's probably not a huge surprise that Meenah is not happy to be here at all. She was just about to show spidertits how they smack down in Beforus...which...isn't a very good example of how kickass she is. Now she's here? Needless to say, she's pretty damn riled up.

However! The freebie starfish is a bonus and she seems quite content to try it out by pressing every single button she can find. Thanks to that, there will be a very brief flash of her face quite close to the screen as she tries to figure out all of the functions. Those glasses look familiar, don't they? Eventually, the feed cuts and she discovers the text function

The guide, of course, is disregarded for the moment.]

dam
this dreambubble is sweet as fuck
what kind of LOS-ER hands out free shit for bein dead
anemoneway
im meant to be fishin for recruits
a gill cant waste her time gawkin at coral and glubbin like a serket
any a you suckas wanna join a ghost army
ill make it wharf your whale
eventunally

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ill believe it when i sea it
i aint ever met a serket who wasnt gettin in my way somehow
i thought two was a handful
are either of em here or are you alone

heh
sounds pretty sweet then
maybe i misjudged you huh

not even
theyre the tits
puns are the tits

Oh I never said I wouldn't get in your way.
If it 8enefits me to get in your way then I just suppose you'll 8e getting a 8lockage.
Or if getting in your way will 8e more amusing then letting you run rampid, I suppose I'll 8e getting in your way then.
And no, neither my altern8 or my descendant are here. Unfortun8, I'm more then interested to see them, and who they are. Vriska especially.

It's likely you did. It's often most do after all.
I won't hold it against you.

Are they? Are they really?

uhuh
if you say so
well sea how it goes when it happens
until then youre serket number one and youre boring until proven otherwise

vriska is nasty piece of work thats for shore
way louder than aranea
just as wordy

yes
reely

O8viously my copy hasn't shared with you anywhere near enough details on my life and my exploits.
8ecause I know you wouldn't 8e saying that if you knew anything.

She sounds like me then. I'm sure she 8rings me plenty of pride.
I do take it Aranea is... sweeter I suppose?
As I also take it most of your group are. You don't seem anywhere near as harsh as I'm used to.

How old are you anyway? You all seem quite young, in comparison to most of us.

i told you shes a blubbermouth
i know a shell of a lot i just dont give a carp
seams like you dont know my copy if you think im gonna start kissin your bass lady

if shes like you were gonna have problems
aranea aint sweet shes a tricky bitch too trust me

cuz were from beforus
shit is different but were all still assholes
trust me on that too

9 and a half
but ive been dead for a whale

Ah yes the cockiness of Fuchsia's.
Just one warning, there are plenty here that won't like that here.
8ut I'm sure you've got faaaaaaaar more important things to 8e concerned with.

Well I've never met either of them so how am I supposed to know?
All I know is that I left a journal for her 8ehind. No clue if she ever found it.

Really? You all seem far less... antagonistic, no...
Less predisposed to violence.

Still practically a wiggler.
Dead or not.

it aint like we dont got a reason to be cocky as fuck
you dont keep beaches in line by baking humble pie thats for fucking shore
i dont reely give a shit what people like
i aint here to please em
so yeah
not on my priorities

cuz i just told you
thats how you know
wouldnt know either
wouldnt care too

that would be because we are
but were still just as likely to fuck shit up
were just a lot less direct and more annoying about it
or at least TH-EY are
i deal with my shit as it comes

anyfin is a wiggler compared to you

Your potential death.
Even if you will come 8ack.
Well at least it might 8e amusing.

You think I can make an opinion 8ased solely off what you've said?
Only an idiot would let someone else guide their own opinions.

A good tr8. The place does sound annoying from what I've heard.
Even with a 8itch in charge Alternia was more interesting.

Age is something to 8e admired, really. Shows I'm not easily culled.

Edited (fuck grammer) 2013-03-19 23:25 (UTC)