001 [Brief video+Text]

[ohshellno]

[So, it's probably not a huge surprise that Meenah is not happy to be here at all. She was just about to show spidertits how they smack down in Beforus...which...isn't a very good example of how kickass she is. Now she's here? Needless to say, she's pretty damn riled up.

However! The freebie starfish is a bonus and she seems quite content to try it out by pressing every single button she can find. Thanks to that, there will be a very brief flash of her face quite close to the screen as she tries to figure out all of the functions. Those glasses look familiar, don't they? Eventually, the feed cuts and she discovers the text function

The guide, of course, is disregarded for the moment.]

dam
this dreambubble is sweet as fuck
what kind of LOS-ER hands out free shit for bein dead
anemoneway
im meant to be fishin for recruits
a gill cant waste her time gawkin at coral and glubbin like a serket
any a you suckas wanna join a ghost army
ill make it wharf your whale
eventunally

Comments

[ohshellno]

you betta believe it is

fuck yeah
oh rite is she the one with the craysea blue writin
i talked at her fo a bit
now i gotta see who bakes betta

but first how do you get your fins on a house round here
you just like walk in or what

o rite finally someone who knows their shit
were gonna be reel tight i can already tell

fuck yeah she is
mother fucker got a gold kettle of fish right up next to her throne
so legit it aint even fair

[spacecase]

essentially yes, you do just walk into a house and say its yours
as long as it is not occupied unless you WANT roommates
in this bubble EVERYTHING is free
and even if there is not a type of house that you want, you could probably bully the locals into building one you want

[...She feels bad at saying "bullied" but the locals are so drugged out of their minds they're too pliable to be described as anything else.]

or hell, live on the island up top or in the forest, thats what i did before my brother pushed me into living with him

[ohshellno]

holy carp!
this place is lookin up a little
do you get all of your shit by bullying beaches out of it?

are there any hives up along there or did you kinda just

go wild?

[spacecase]

no, quite a lot of the time they are actually happy to give you anything you ask for
i say bully because they are
well
they are sort of dead fish in terms of personality, not too smart either

there are huts up on the island!
but i stayed in a tree in the forest
some people have built houses in the forest though

[ohshellno]

wow ok sounds great
so we can just swagger in and steal their shit like its nofin
lookin forward to that

uhuh that sounds kinda like
not my seane
ill still to the norm for now