001 [Brief video+Text]

[ohshellno]

[So, it's probably not a huge surprise that Meenah is not happy to be here at all. She was just about to show spidertits how they smack down in Beforus...which...isn't a very good example of how kickass she is. Now she's here? Needless to say, she's pretty damn riled up.

However! The freebie starfish is a bonus and she seems quite content to try it out by pressing every single button she can find. Thanks to that, there will be a very brief flash of her face quite close to the screen as she tries to figure out all of the functions. Those glasses look familiar, don't they? Eventually, the feed cuts and she discovers the text function

The guide, of course, is disregarded for the moment.]

dam
this dreambubble is sweet as fuck
what kind of LOS-ER hands out free shit for bein dead
anemoneway
im meant to be fishin for recruits
a gill cant waste her time gawkin at coral and glubbin like a serket
any a you suckas wanna join a ghost army
ill make it wharf your whale
eventunally

Comments

[ohshellno]

holy carp!
this place is lookin up a little
do you get all of your shit by bullying beaches out of it?

are there any hives up along there or did you kinda just

go wild?

[spacecase]

no, quite a lot of the time they are actually happy to give you anything you ask for
i say bully because they are
well
they are sort of dead fish in terms of personality, not too smart either

there are huts up on the island!
but i stayed in a tree in the forest
some people have built houses in the forest though

[ohshellno]

wow ok sounds great
so we can just swagger in and steal their shit like its nofin
lookin forward to that

uhuh that sounds kinda like
not my seane
ill still to the norm for now