001 [Brief video+Text]

[ohshellno]

[So, it's probably not a huge surprise that Meenah is not happy to be here at all. She was just about to show spidertits how they smack down in Beforus...which...isn't a very good example of how kickass she is. Now she's here? Needless to say, she's pretty damn riled up.

However! The freebie starfish is a bonus and she seems quite content to try it out by pressing every single button she can find. Thanks to that, there will be a very brief flash of her face quite close to the screen as she tries to figure out all of the functions. Those glasses look familiar, don't they? Eventually, the feed cuts and she discovers the text function

The guide, of course, is disregarded for the moment.]

dam
this dreambubble is sweet as fuck
what kind of LOS-ER hands out free shit for bein dead
anemoneway
im meant to be fishin for recruits
a gill cant waste her time gawkin at coral and glubbin like a serket
any a you suckas wanna join a ghost army
ill make it wharf your whale
eventunally

Comments

[ohshellno]

in all of the wrong ways
cant fight for shit
sooo fuckin useless

uhuh i heard the other one was different
least he hasnt tried hitting on me yet
so i guess
theyre totally different

you said it bro
shit i gotta deal with is unreal

youre in a bubble underwater capes
i dont think you get much more watery than that
fish puns are the tits
you should use em

[knightime]

can seriously none of them fight?
the more i hear about your group the more im not surprised it failed
no offense

i dont know much about yours so i cant comment
is different good or bad
not really a fan of eridan

i am not a water dude ok
not my thing
no
when i start using fish puns were gonna have problems

[Cronus basically is gonna swear him off them forever though. You can thank him for that, really.]

[ohshellno]

nuh
uh well i guess megido can
would be kinda weird if she couldnt since she krilled me and all

none taken
shit is weak as fuck and i am not gonna deny that
but its ok cuz they got me so were not sunk yet

hes really fucking gross
dont be surprised if he makes a pass at you or tries to start a cod damn pity party
he might even do both if he digs you
so watch your capes cape
(whats up with other ampora)

the only problem were gonna have is you vyin for my spot as the scrod damn best
but if i dont gotta worry we aint gonna have a problem
so i guess i can deal with you bein a pun buzzkrill

[knightime]

wow
im not looking forward to any of this
you can keep your ampora holy shit
i didnt ask for this
i didnt want this
hes just got a stick up his ass thats all
idk we dont talk much since he kind of doesnt really like me all that much

hey
chill
we both can be the damn very best that no one has ever seen before
youre worrying too much girl

[ohshellno]

oh cod no
he aint mine and i dont want him
dont ever let him sea you call him mine
hell think you mean it
ugh
gross

hes gotta be at least kinda cool if karcrabs has the hots for him rite

i aint worryin im just warnin you
now you cant say i dont when we gotta fight it out
cuz theres no such thing as two first places

[knightime]

holy shit
man that sounds desperate
like really sad desperate
i would say i pity the fool
but dont you fuckers got some pity related bullshit
like thats a scary word to use around a troll right?

no
not really

you can be first place for trolls
and im first place for humans
i mean its easy to reason why two first places exist
aint even a thang