001 [Brief video+Text]

[ohshellno]

[So, it's probably not a huge surprise that Meenah is not happy to be here at all. She was just about to show spidertits how they smack down in Beforus...which...isn't a very good example of how kickass she is. Now she's here? Needless to say, she's pretty damn riled up.

However! The freebie starfish is a bonus and she seems quite content to try it out by pressing every single button she can find. Thanks to that, there will be a very brief flash of her face quite close to the screen as she tries to figure out all of the functions. Those glasses look familiar, don't they? Eventually, the feed cuts and she discovers the text function

The guide, of course, is disregarded for the moment.]

dam
this dreambubble is sweet as fuck
what kind of LOS-ER hands out free shit for bein dead
anemoneway
im meant to be fishin for recruits
a gill cant waste her time gawkin at coral and glubbin like a serket
any a you suckas wanna join a ghost army
ill make it wharf your whale
eventunally

Comments

[ohshellno]

i dont reely want to B-E here
i got a whole lotta shit to wreck back home

aint nomoby got time for this

who
oh
you mean my ancestor
yea
but shes mad adorbs yo
she probubbly likes everyfin

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < i understand
:33 < but time isnt really supposed to move back home while youre here!
:33 < so you wont be missing anything at least?

:33 < h33h33 yeah she is
:33 < she does like lots of things!
:33 < but things to do with the sea especially
:33 < she had so much fun when she first got here she forgot to tell us shed arrived for w33ks X33

[ohshellno]

yeah
guess theres that
still not cool

i kinda got that
we had a pun off and it was mad gillarious
the beach can pun with the best of em

wow
what a space case