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Meenah Peixes ([personal profile] ohshellno) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2013-02-25 02:38 pm

001 [Brief video+Text]

[So, it's probably not a huge surprise that Meenah is not happy to be here at all. She was just about to show spidertits how they smack down in Beforus...which...isn't a very good example of how kickass she is. Now she's here? Needless to say, she's pretty damn riled up.

However! The freebie starfish is a bonus and she seems quite content to try it out by pressing every single button she can find. Thanks to that, there will be a very brief flash of her face quite close to the screen as she tries to figure out all of the functions. Those glasses look familiar, don't they? Eventually, the feed cuts and she discovers the text function

The guide, of course, is disregarded for the moment.]


dam
this dreambubble is sweet as fuck
what kind of LOS-ER hands out free shit for bein dead
anemoneway
im meant to be fishin for recruits
a gill cant waste her time gawkin at coral and glubbin like a serket
any a you suckas wanna join a ghost army
ill make it wharf your whale
eventunally
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[personal profile] knightime 2013-02-25 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
you cant bring them back though
so recruiting them is like
idk
calling your best pal up and telling them to hang with you in a few hours
except you live in texas and they live in washington and theres no fucking way you two can meet up just like that
set yourself up for disappointment
realize the stupidity of your actions and regret them
same deal
you get stuck here but sometimes the place boots you out
but you dont remember it so it doesnt matter

i told you first
js
and im ignoring any other comments saying otherwise
Edited 2013-02-25 04:58 (UTC)
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[personal profile] knightime 2013-02-25 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
excuse you
it was a great comparison and you know it
my genius is wasted on you and your less than fortunate artistic view
just cant handle this much whit

you were trying to recruit a jellyfish
ok

of course i am
when am i not?
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[personal profile] knightime 2013-02-28 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
it is a thing
the only direction im going is up
i know where my life is going
its on a meteor heading to another session i know jack shit about
see
i got this

i think i kind of know
i met some of them
theres a few im not particularly interested in keeping up with
obvious reasons

is that what this is all about?
you just want to use me for my rapping skills?
not sure if offended or not
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[personal profile] knightime 2013-03-02 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
the session is void so yea
nothing is happening there until we walk in i guess

well latula is ok for the most part
omg but kankri
thats all
omg kankri
its like a reaction to seeing him
like im already one hundred percent done with his shit

omg
i dont know how to feel about all these fish puns
like on one hand theyre endearing in some really aquatic way
at the same time i feel like i just want to vomit seafood
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[personal profile] knightime 2013-03-03 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
theyre pretty intense
ive noticed that

i havent really talked to your ampora dude
but the one i know is kind of a huge grump
at the very least he doesnt want me dead anymore
i think
your life is hard
seadweller lyfe
check it

ugh
no its just
not my thing
like i am not a water person


[He isn't going to tell her he can't swim of course.]
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[personal profile] knightime 2013-03-06 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
can seriously none of them fight?
the more i hear about your group the more im not surprised it failed
no offense

i dont know much about yours so i cant comment
is different good or bad
not really a fan of eridan

i am not a water dude ok
not my thing
no
when i start using fish puns were gonna have problems


[Cronus basically is gonna swear him off them forever though. You can thank him for that, really.]
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[personal profile] knightime 2013-03-19 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
wow
im not looking forward to any of this
you can keep your ampora holy shit
i didnt ask for this
i didnt want this
hes just got a stick up his ass thats all
idk we dont talk much since he kind of doesnt really like me all that much

hey
chill
we both can be the damn very best that no one has ever seen before
youre worrying too much girl
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[personal profile] knightime 2013-03-30 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
holy shit
man that sounds desperate
like really sad desperate
i would say i pity the fool
but dont you fuckers got some pity related bullshit
like thats a scary word to use around a troll right?

no
not really

you can be first place for trolls
and im first place for humans
i mean its easy to reason why two first places exist
aint even a thang